When i was consulting with my Surgeon prior to a pretty risky op, he could see i was getting very nervous and agitated. He said:

Worrying is like being in a rocking chair. It keeps you going but gets you nowhere

................. and of course my Dads favourite:

A closed mouth gathers no foot

 

"never trust a man with a combover"

 

Say things as you see them - dont be afraid of your opinions - if they disagree they are your enemy - so hit them.

 

As one door closes, another slams shut

 

Is'nt that how you remember where North South East and West are on a compass?

 

Never trust someone whose eyes are too close together

 

>Is'nt that how you remember where North South East and West are on a compass?

Superloop: Yep, it certainly is, but also sound advice: that stuff is rank! :-D

Best,

 

You can't polish a turd.

 

LOL! too true

 

Always carry a pound of lard in your pockets. That way if your head gets stuck between railings you can use it to grease behind your ears and slide free.

 

"if something seems to good to be true, it probably is!"

Good advice when considering buying a car!

 

Let sleeping dogs lie and dieing threads die ...

 

Ok mate, point taken! ;-) Just that I really enjoyed some of the ones people came out with! :-D

 

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge. Argument is an exchange of ignorance.

No matter what happens, there is always someone who knew it would.