What one piece of advice would you give people?
Oct 27, 2004 | 04:10 PM
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From: Never do names esp. Joey, spaz or Mong
The grass IS always greener in my experience
Oct 27, 2004 | 04:13 PM
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My piece of serious advice would be:
Don't drive daddies car when daddies away.
It has the potential to seriously hurt your finances ..
Talks from experience
Oct 27, 2004 | 04:14 PM
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Eat healthily, exercise regularly, die anyway!
Oct 27, 2004 | 04:18 PM
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" Arguing with the wife is like farting against thunder "
Oct 27, 2004 | 04:19 PM
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Another one I've just remembered
Life is like a hot bath. It feels great while your in it, but the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get.
Oct 27, 2004 | 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by micared
" Arguing with the wife is like farting against thunder "
Reminds me (I've got a bad memory alright?!)
There are only two known methods for arguing with women......
Neither of them work!
Oct 27, 2004 | 04:23 PM
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Oct 27, 2004 | 04:24 PM
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From: West Yorks.
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Originally Posted by Brendan Hughes
Dad was a civil servant for 30 years. When I got a temporary job in the civil service (and I'm still around 9 years later) he told me "Careful what you say to people as you never know where they'll end up." OMG was that accurate - the middle manager, totally incompetent that everyone hated, being promoted to Director etc; or even people below you suddenly being promoted above you. Scary stuff.
I think that one is usually phrased as 'be mindful that the *** you kick today may be the *** you have to kiss tomorrow'
Oct 27, 2004 | 04:39 PM
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From: Scotchland
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Originally Posted by MJW
I think that one is usually phrased as 'be mindful that the *** you kick today may be the *** you have to kiss tomorrow'
When in charge be in charge - If someone get's a leapfrog promotion - LEAVE.
But we're getting into detailed stuff here
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Oct 27, 2004 | 04:44 PM
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From: South Bucks
Never pass up an opportunity to ****.
Oct 27, 2004 | 04:46 PM
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From: Scotchland
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Originally Posted by ademid
Eat healthily, exercise regularly, die anyway!
"I'm gonna make the b@st@rds carrying my coffin sweat"
Oct 27, 2004 | 04:49 PM
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From: Staffs
My eccentric head of department at college:
Be a sceptical pragmatist.
You'd get that at least once during every class he took
Oct 27, 2004 | 04:51 PM
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From: Rl'yeh
Once heard this said, and I have to agree: "Never trust a headteacher".
Personally, mine would be: "Don't trust the police, ever"
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Oct 27, 2004 | 04:54 PM
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"Never eat shredded wheat"
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Treat others how you like to be treated?
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From: Weston Super Mare, Somerset.
"Never believe a word you read on SN"
Oct 27, 2004 | 04:55 PM
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Don't wash your hair with your hat on.
Oct 27, 2004 | 05:10 PM
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From: Sunderland
Dont look at the mantle piece, wile poking the fire
Oct 27, 2004 | 05:14 PM
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Never get in a lift with a full bladder.
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From: Scotchland
If you only get to visit one city make sure it's New Orleans during Mardi Gras
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Oct 27, 2004 | 05:23 PM
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>Dont look at the mantle piece, wile poking the fire
Oct 27, 2004 | 05:27 PM
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Spelling and punctuation are not just important, they're vital.
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If your baby won't drink it's milk, boil it.
Oct 27, 2004 | 05:37 PM
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From: Kent
Always pull out before you ***.
Oct 27, 2004 | 10:31 PM
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Wish: A little too much info there mate!
Oct 27, 2004 | 10:48 PM
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From: Kingston ( Surrey, not Jamaica )
Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.
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Oct 27, 2004 | 10:52 PM
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"don't sweat the small stuff, if it isn't going to affect your life in 3 years then don't worry about it."
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From: Here, there and everywhere
'Better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it'
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From: Croydon - returned to democracy! Yay!!
The aim of life is not to arrive safely at your grave in a well preserved body, but to slide in, tyres smoking and totally shagged out, shouting "What a ride!"
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Happiness doesn't exist, it's all in the money.
