Lo UB, I used to have a TM 5500D, got a Humax 5400 now wired up to a DiscEQ. I'll pm you m8 with some more info, dont want to say too much with the likes of 'it' about

 

My that hoilday has worked wonders for you NACRO! you should get away more often lad!

 

www.insecure.com

 

It's this kind of thread which makes my whole day (nay, weekend)

Well done NACRO for managing to wind up a number of people on here right royally.

I need to go and lie down now, my sides are aching from trying to suppress my laughter while reading this thread in the office

Let's all face it, he's managed to eloquently and articulately voice what lots of us really think but don't have the cojones to say. At least, not directly in the face of your envisioned average pot-bellied, anchor- and bulldog-tatooed, bull mastiff toting, burberry string vest wearing Chav.

Not that I've seen one who looks like that but you know what I mean.

Well done NACRO, have a nice weekend annoying the french.

 

Why the F*ck do people start threads like these! They just end nasty, Anyway I can't remember the last time I say a Chav/Ned in impreza Classic and I do live in a busy area, I don't think its as bad as it sounds.. I hope!

 

so why do you come on here then? dont think wever rubbed heads togeather before, so hi.

it occurs to me that you dislike anything to do with imprezas and their resective owners, unless they fit into your mould so to speak.

I have no problem with this, neither do i have a problem with "chavs" as im sure I would probably be marked as one.

in fact going from most of the comments made on here, im pretty much the lowest piece of **** in exisistance at this point in time, having A) an impreza which is stickered up. B) wear a baseball cap "no bling though". and C) dislike idiots with their head up their own ***** "not that you have" of course, im not that rude to suggest such a thing...........................

no actually you have definatly got your head stuck in the dirty cavern that is your ****.

no offence mate but f uck off to the rover owners club where you belong. pick your flat cap and pipe up on the way out theres a good chap.

 

Absolutely, and almost by definition. Despite fervent protests to the contrary, NACRO perceives himself to be an under-achiever compared to his peers, hence he is doomed to troll the internet, forever yearning to establish superiority over people. Whether or not he really achieves this is irrelevent, so long as he perceives he has. It gives him enough fulfillment to bare yet another day in his insignificant and inconsequential life alongside his more successful and overbearing counterparts. It is a neat coping strategy, but sadly little more than that.

There's no need to feel too sorry for him though, as his unfortunate situation does make for some entertaining threads on Scoobynet.

 

ajm you worthless dog, for those comments your metaphorical *** will soon be beaten untill it's red raw, ooer pass the slipper big boy, thwack

 

Such a great guy and yet he has no woman (or man?) to share it all with except for a bunch of unknown electronic identities on scoobynet, so he shares it with them 24/7.

Odd that

How's the Sorer going btw?

 

It's cool to show off on the Internet

 

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ROFL NACRO is school really that boring get back under that bridge you helpless good for nothing burberry clad troll I have much more than a 6 figure sum in my bank account its the internet so that means it must be true.Im off to buy my apache gunship

adios

 

If what he wasn't saying wasn't so close to the truth you'd not be biting, now would you.

Unfortunately Imprezas DO have a low-rent image now, especially the leggy old 94s, which have (in the main) been butchered by their (5th) owner.

And let's face it, although YOU as an owner may love them, no-one but a 9 year old (or another like-minded enthusiast) will ever be impressed with

*neons
*flamer kits
*HUUUUGE wings
*pimp tints
*dump valves
*exhausts you could hide an entire family in
*ICE so loud that Motorhead borrow your car to do a gig

If that's what you like, then fine, but for 99% of Joe Public it's a bit too much. Just don't expect your enthusiasm to be shared, and you'll be fine.

 

Hear, hear.

Take the baseball caps OFF, lads!!

 

moose, I think this thread has moved on from slagging Impreza driving chav's, to something slightly diff

 

ROTFPMSL

 

Where is NARCO?

Too busy delivering the post around the office from his trolley?

 

There was a glimmer of the truth in one of the miscreant's posts -

I suspect his life is somewhat less glamorous than he would have us believe. Assuming of course that you do belive any of it, which I for one do not.

 

NARCO is probably at jobseekers club

 

Agree bar the exhaust. At least the exhaust increases the performance.

Interesting about old 94's being low rent. I sourced the cheapest incarnation - MY94 import wagon. Not desirable to those that wish to do the neons flamers etc. It was very cheap indeed, only been in the country since Feb this year with low miles. I intend to run her till her end, should last me 3-4 years. Be worth FA then

Funnily enough I use it as my family runaround, don't care where I leave it etc. Its not my pride and joy (my other car is a Westy). I could have saved 2K and bought a mondeo estate but I just couldn't bring myself to compromise driving enjoyment, even if it is to the nursery, shops, work etc

However 4 years ago I owned a £11k MY95 WRX which was my pride and joy, avoided car parks, lovingly modified , took to trackdays etc

Still didn't subcribe to the neons, flamers bodykits etc mind.

In both cases my Imprezas have'nt been about the image, it was about me obtaining the best combination of performace, handling and 4 doors for my budget.

And in both cases I stuck the 3" full decat on, its a ritual

 

we'll have no trouble here

 

I drive a classic blue impreza and love it to f?"*ing bits. I've waited a few years to own a suabru and now I do. Now that I do I want to do a few minor alterations to it, mainly under the bonnet I might add. Apart from this I might change the wheels but nothing more than that externally. Yes I am over 30 (just) and yes I do have a scoobyworld sticker on the car and yes I do have a shaved head and no I don't give a monkey's chuff what people think of me. Does any of the above make me somewhat chavlike, who knows or cares. Shouldn't we be more focused on having a go at the people who damage cars and steal cars for no good reason rather than have a pop at joe bloggs down the road because he just happens to like spending his own money on a few mods for his car rather than on drugs and binge drinking. Just a thought..!!!

 

Rational thought alert!

Rational thought alert!

 

This just Mycroft all over again, same slightly mysterious air, ventures a little but clams up when any direct questions are asked. Alludes to many sexual conquests and massive wealth.

And when I mentioned before that I thought it may be Mycroft but the attitude to gay people was different he answered in a manner that suggested that it was indeed Mycroft, or perhaps he hadnt read the post properly ?

I think I may invent myself an alter ego along the same lines.

 

so when are we going to get the official NACRO fanclub thread? maybe even a dedicated forum?

bring it on...

 

Are you German by any chance? You seem to have the confidence that the English misconstrue as arrogance, familiar to most Germans

Theres a lot of people on here getting very defensive.

Strangely, he has a very similar collection of cars to me - well he will do when he's got his Mondeo Throwaway motoring is great, so when some jumped up pr1ck comes along in his Elizabeth Duke style WR1 and laughs at the 5hitter you're driving, it's great to know that back home you've got 2 other awesome cars and driving up and down the M1 in them, showing "the world" what a fast and wonderful car you've got is not necessary, because you don't have the small di1ck mentality seemingly inbred into the current Impreza owner.

 

Yeah PC, it's just a pity some sad cases think that being infamous is just the same as being famous