a legend in his own lunchtime

 

OK, so your not pslewis, but are you or are you not Mycroft? Please just answer me honestly and stop beating around the bush.

 

Why are people having a problem believing nacro, I believe every word he says.

still a snitch though

 

Just pointed a freind of mine at this thread, she is a research psychologist at UMIST in Manchester and she has read all twenty odd pages, she was riveted, made a lot of notes as she has been studying for a thesis she is writing on Internet Bulletin Board behaviour patterns, basically how boards like Scoobynet are an outlet and a haven for the delusional, she indicated that NACRO may be showing signs of 'Kacperski' Syndrome and possibly has some kind of attention deficit hence the need to illicit some kind of negative reaction on Scoobynet, the usual cause of this is a lack of social skills with real people in real situations, obviously on a bulletin board an instant reply is not required and hence gives the individual a better chance to formulate an answer which is more articulate than they could manage of the cuff so to speak, possibly due to having a speech impediment such as stuttering or even Tourettes syndrome.

It is certain she says that this person is a frequent and enthusiastic Masturbator and almost certainly still wets the bed and sucks his thumb, sometimes all at the same time, in public .

She suggested the most likely treatment for a patient such as this as being a 'Good Slap' three times a day or as required.

 

Well she's right about one thing I am a frequent and enthusiastic masturbator, usually all over my partner though. I'm believe it's a great way to avoid testicular and prostate cancer- at least that the story I'm sticking too.

The only problem with the observations about formulating responses is that I tend to fire my answers straight back if I'm around on the board.

Did your 'friend' have any other observations worth hearing or are you going to invent them later?

Oh and Ted, the 'snitch' stuff was all a wind up as you'd know if you paid more attention.

 

So do I though, I thought that was normal.

 

NACRO, you got me there, doesnt exist as you may have guessed, unless you beleive that doctors prescribe 'A Good Slap' to be taken three times daily, if I am going to 'spar' at least it should be a bit creative dont you think ?

 

Guys, the key words there being 'in public' !

 

If they don't prescribe a good slap 3 times a day then they ought to start.

I agree that "sparring" needs to be done creatively just as it does in the ring, don't try to punch above your weight though.

 

Asda public enough?

 

LOL! Well that's the beauty of being a UK citizen. We can offer you free treatment NACRO!

 

Would that be 'Asdabation', hope you arent being serious, shopping at Asda, shudders.

'don't try to punch above your weight though.'

That would be difficult, me being an intellectual heavyweight and everything.

 

Joey - All that's 'going on' is that (speaking for myself) I have chosen to address you on your own terms, and at your own childish level. If you wish to converse in taunts and insults, I will reply in kind.

It's no skin off my back that you are incapable of maintaining debate on any topic without your troll agenda rising like a layer of scum to the surface. You still have yet to present a stance, or opinion on any subject, that does not have an undercurrent of abuse. Thus, you remain undeserving of any kind of respect, or proper acknowledgement.

 

LOL - Indeed. A joey of the highest order. PMSL.

 

Stop avoiding the question.

 

Hmmm, for what it's worth, I think I finally get NACRO now. This is NACRO the persona, not whoever is posting btw. As they say, that is another matter all together

For everyone else, life is too short to care, to waste, to wonder why.

Anyhow, I'm for another j and a neat voddie. Anyone care to join me? /me passes to all, even NACRO

 

 

Ah, a schpliff... danka. Don't give him any though, he'll just get paranoid and spin off on 'one'.

UB

 

I have found it helps to read the more pompous (not just NACRO) posts using my best impression of Chris Eubank's voice.

Sorry UB, this was the clincher

'All that's 'going on' is that (speaking for myself) I have chosen to address you on your own terms, and at your own childish level. If you wish to converse in taunts and insults, I will reply in kind.'

Adjusts monocle, jodphurs and honks horn on f*cking great big american truck before going bankrupt.

 

I could *never* be more pompous than Joe boy though. He's the KING. I know it's true, because he told me.

 

you wet the bed in asda
thas not nice

 

dont the airline complain when he turn up for work all stickymickey

 

nah them latex dolls are easy wipe so im told

 

Ding Dong
Who's next to be knocked out by the King?

 

are you sure Teddy doesn't mind??

oh well at least mummy doesn't think you are blowing your nose on your socks anymore

 

sweet as a nut, I've now got my own stalker!

More mycroft-esque by the minute indeed.

 

LOL! Well done NACR0 (spelled with a zero), I think you have managed to capture the essence of the real NACRO's low quality, unsubstantiated, ego massaging nonsense just perfectly!

 

Looks like thats two now NACRO!!

 

So let's recap

I've made uncle suck look like the pompous *** he is, made him 'stoop to my level' (although his insults have neither the quality or wit of my ripostes)

I've managed to wind some sad individuals up so much they've created new ID's, one of them even apeing my lackluster monicker.

I've also turned a tired old "Impreza Chav" thread that looked doomed to an early bath into a 21 page long trollfest and bitch slap down.

The job is indeed a good 'un.

Best of all I've appeared myself in more than one guise and nobody has had the brains to spot it.

Scoobynet is the richest seam of fools for this kind of work, I love it

Thought I'd add 7,667 views and counting so far- that is a lot of mind pollution

 

....to be fair the thread still is about Impreza Chavs, or to be more accurate, "The Impreza Chav".