Cheers!

 

I think it's back to police academy for him

He's not fat tho, he's big boned

David

 

Its proably the case he's nicking speeding motorists in the vain hope they're rushing back home with a take out, Kebab, fish n chips.

He uses the laser to heat up the food.

Probably got stuck on traffic duty as the strap of the bobbies helmet wouldn't fit over his multiple chins.

Lard-boy

 

Guys,

At the very least, you have to admire him for nicking fellow cops, rather than turning a blind eye in their direction. Ok, so he is probably a bit misguided in his efforts, but at least he is showing some integrity!

Making unsubstantiated claims about his weight, dimensionsm parentage and sexuality may be funny, but it isn't really that big or clever, is it?

The guy just needs to change his role-models a bit and he'll be fine. Somehow, I think, Robocop and a Gatso camera don't make ideal material to look up to and emulate!

Moray
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[This message has been edited by MorayMackenzie (edited 05-03-2000).]

 

Could we please cut this guy's face out and make it available as a smiley? I am sure he would love to contribute to the BBS in this way! We can use him to denote speeding/traffic police related threads and postings...

Oh, go on, you know you want to...

 

No, can we REALLY cut this guys face out and use it as a smiley.................he's unbeatable in the local Lazerquest centre aswell...........he is though

 

"Now the town is getting the message. Figures show that drivers are slowing down."

Doesn't look like he's reduced the number of accidents & deaths then...