JackClark

Rather than admit you were wrong about Lightning and fast charging you're trying say I'm scared of it, I'm not scared, my opinion was that Apple were not ready to release it to the public and I was half right, they kept it quiet and it's not on iPhones, you on the other hand were wholly wrong and your weak distraction technique isn't working.

It's not me that wants to meet you, I'm about as scrawny as you - but no doubt fitter and definitely better looking - it's the member you told to come to your house that might just do it and I'll gladly pass your details.

Beating me about, with what, a load of flannel and the custard pie you wipe from your face daily.

toffee_pie

I already knew iPads have 29W fast charge but guess what you wally, it requires another Apple adapter. Apple have mugged idiots like you for years with dongles and adapters.

So the Iphone 8 will have fast charge and an OLED display then? impressive, only a few light years behind android devices.

You jumped to rash conclusions about the Note 7 and said it was due to fast charge when most likely it had absolutely nothing at all to do with the recalls. You think you are the man here and know it all but have loads of infractions and posting up pathetic pictures with a false profile just shows everyone else how desperate and sad an individual you are.

15+ years on this site you say? i couldnt give a hoot if you are here since the big bang.

Go seek some help rather than continually checking posts here about Apple, its a wonder why you are not polluting Mac forums with shiite rather than a Subaru forum, you dont even own a Scooby of any description.

I knew Apple had a way with making mugs of people but they have done a mighty impressive job with you.

toffee_pie

Clearly you are getting irked with the posts I make.

Lets have another stab at Apple...

misreable, making mugs of fanboys whilst lining pockets of shareholders at cupertino laughing at the cretins of this world like Jack here in the process.

Apple have excelled in marketing which is ruthless and effective and what we get is typically Jack here who is at the extreme end of fanboyism.

JackClark

You think I'm irked, you're confused, this is pure amusement, laughing at you every morning makes my day.

Lets stick with your self professed technical knowledge "lightning is not capable of fast charging" that was only yesterday, now today you knew it supported fast charging? Seems likely. How about manning up and admitting you were wrong.

On tax you need to look at the big picture, add up sales tax, income tax and all manner of other taxes and you'll find a very large number, you can't blame Apple for a government wanting tax from areas other than corporate tax.

Stil waiting for your address, you were pretty quick to offer it.

JackClark

I'd also love to know how Apple have made a mug of me, if it's financial then you're very wrong, I've made more from Apple than I've spent and am likely to spend for a good few years more.

The only mug here is you, constantly banging on about Apple when you have nothing to do with them other than hatred.

toffee_pie

You are a demented fanboy, You dont know Apple has mugged you as thats the way they want it to be.

And of course a troll, public opinion doesnt lie Jack.

You probably can get my address yourself, you are a clever boy.

JackClark

So funny, how about answering a question for a change.

How have they mugged me? I'd say it was the complete opposite and I've mugged them. You could add in the Windows laptop - which I still hate but it has two ethernet sockets - and the multiple Android devices I've owned and I'd still have change from money I've made from Apple.

And there's another thing, if you click your name on the left there and choose to show all posts every post of yours is about Apple and here's the best bit, you don't own any Apple products!! Mental.

JackClark

Years ago it would be easy to find you in Southampton, it would've taken seconds, but now that care in the community is a thing it's much more tricky and honestly the few minutes a day I spend ridiculing you on here is enough.

toffee_pie

The only one getting bashed here is you, why else do you create fake profiles in desperation and check your inbox on your mac every 3 minutes.

Sad man. Was about to say get a life but Apple has taken that away from you long ago.

On-the-bog

and on a security note,

https://www.rt.com/news/367361-apple...iphone-icloud/

JackClark

Now I feel a complete **** for reporting and openly stating that I didn't like the fact that someone on here posted your personal information. As I said I'm up for a laugh, have a thick skin and don't mind spending a few minutes throwing custard pie at you. I'm slightly offended that you believe it's me and perhaps Ali could confirm that as I suspect the IP was from somewhere in the UK other than where I am and an unlikely candidate for posting your image. Call me a **** all you like but I am fully against 'outing' people on the internet.

JackClark

What a terrible article, was it a low news day. This isn't something unknown, did they think Apple used magic? It's end to end encrypted and works very well. There are far better security issues with iOS than this clickbait.

On-the-bog

thought it was icloud that was hacked when all the celeb pics got leaked?

JackClark

If you think asking for someone's password and them telling you is hacking then yes iCloud can be hacked. Apple make it very simple and clear that enabling two factor authorisation is a great idea, and it is.

On-the-bog

I dont know the full ins and outs hence asking the question. All i knew was icloud was the source.

JackClark

Social engineering, oldest trick in the book. It's great when it happens to Celebs - in a way - as it adds awareness. We can all be better at security. And *****.

neil-h

Not a patch on the job they seem to have done on you though. You're coming up on 500 posts in less than 6 months, the vast majority of which have been in this section bickering with Jack. Then of course there's the fact you proclaim to be on holiday in Thailand and yet you're still at it on here.

On-the-bog

To be fair though looks like jack is exactly the same lol

neil-h

He's not though, he's mellowed quite a bit over the years (and after he was given several bans/infractions over the subject) though even then it was still fairly obvious trolling. Where as TP seems to be properly fanatical, christ he even started a poll all about Jack just to try and prove a point.

JackClark

Nothing like the same. For one, I have no hate or anger, I'm not here to tell people what they've purchased is crap or they're brainwashed, I'm predominantly here to help and throw Custard Pie.

There was definitely a peak in my Apple trolling, it was about 10 years ago when everyone had Blackberries, I had one of the first working iPhones in the U.K. people couldn't fathom how Apple could stride in and show them they were headed in the wrong direction. They were angry and that made it easy for me, too easy.

I see similar anger in TP and it's not healthy.

On-the-bog

from the outside looking in, i would say if you have mellowed then damn!! what the hell were you like before

JackClark

Awesome. Do bear in mind that I've hardly said anything about Apple for ages that wasn't throwing a custard pie at TP due to his lack of knowledge.

I should add that I'm not too proud of the fact that one member's underlying mental issues came to the forefront, he's been on medication since, has stopped trying to tell people that Apple are crap and has a nice life.

cuprajake

iTrader: (11)

just ordered a iphone 7 so well see

JackClark

I'm sure it'll be great, what's your current phone?

cuprajake

iTrader: (11)

galaxy s6

im pissed off with my three network signal and the phones getting buggy, ive wiped it and started fresh and it feels worse. the fb apps and message dont work correctly.

i was an apple fan boy for yrs, 3g/4/5s the 5s was crap, had 2 in two weeks so jumped to android.

hopingthe new 7 will be better, i know the ui will be, as will the keyboard, for ever miss typing on this

i will miss music ringtones/alerts lol

now on the hunt for half decent Bluetooth on ear headphones.

toffee_pie

you would hardly say 'i am sure it will suck'.

on hindsight maybe he should have stuck with what he had.

http://bgr.com/2016/11/17/iphone-vs-...crashing-apps/

toffee_pie

There is no anger in me, I am merely correcting alot of spurious shiite coming from you mouth, of course you and other fanboys will deny all of this but its what you do.

Like you posting up a video about the Mac book, as if i would watch it. All you can see is the goodness in Apple not realising they are not all that better than anyone else but just charge more money for products giving fanboys a false sense of security that they are buying something better or above anything else.

The MacBook sucks Jack, if you want an attractive very expensive laptop and do not care for specifications or usability it probably would suit you just fine. For everyone else they will look elsewhere.


http://www.forbes.com/sites/ewanspen.../#2ad12e333d5e

toffee_pie

I am on holidays and my S7 Edge is not blowing up whilst getting fast charged on warm and humid climates also i noticed.

Jack has conned loads of people on here, you are like someone he has taken control over long ago.

neil-h

You really do have problems, ever considered getting help?

toffee_pie

Not really no, clearly you have been spaced out upstairs also.

Another example of Apple making mugs of people with this 'touch disease'.

An inherent design fault which should be repaired for gratis.

Apple have a 'drain your bank account disease' inflicted to its victims.

https://www.engadget.com/2016/11/17/...sease-for-149/