Daytime Garden Burgliers
23 July 2006, 09:19 PM
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Whoever it was that came into our gardens and stole:
next door's (on the right) hose-reel;
next door's (on the left) lawnmower;
and OUR lawnmower, sometime during the day last week.
If you would like to pop round for the air filter, carburettor and mounting screws and various other bits and bobs essential to the function of our lawnmower, I would be happy to meet you and show you how a knee joint w*rks when blunt-force trauma is applied in a tranverse direction with a 14lb sledgehammer.
next door's (on the right) hose-reel;
next door's (on the left) lawnmower;
and OUR lawnmower, sometime during the day last week.
If you would like to pop round for the air filter, carburettor and mounting screws and various other bits and bobs essential to the function of our lawnmower, I would be happy to meet you and show you how a knee joint w*rks when blunt-force trauma is applied in a tranverse direction with a 14lb sledgehammer.
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