Good bye and farewell to daytime Scoobynet
08 May 2001, 02:51 PM
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......peeps just to say adios to daytime posting on the bbs and auf wiedesehen to my foreign compratriots who I chat with through the day....... the reason for this??
I've just been told that today is my last day on this project and as of tomorrow I'm released to another department.....meaning loss of internet, loss of petrol card and loss of S-Type Jag
......the company it would seem would rather pay huge fines for killing or maiming people then to employ a Health and Safety Risk Manager..... I knew the project would be only til October when I took it on but now they've cut it well short - to55ers
This means scoob may have to go as the petrol to and from my new job will be non financially viable......or I could move house either way I'm miffed......so if anyone is looking for an IOSH qualified Risk Assessor/Risk Manager drop me a line....
Shame I've got a 90 mile drive home from the office cos I fancy getting pi55ed....s'pose it can wait til 2nite....
I've just been told that today is my last day on this project and as of tomorrow I'm released to another department.....meaning loss of internet, loss of petrol card and loss of S-Type Jag
......the company it would seem would rather pay huge fines for killing or maiming people then to employ a Health and Safety Risk Manager..... I knew the project would be only til October when I took it on but now they've cut it well short - to55ersThis means scoob may have to go as the petrol to and from my new job will be non financially viable......or I could move house
either way I'm miffed......so if anyone is looking for an IOSH qualified Risk Assessor/Risk Manager drop me a line....Shame I've got a 90 mile drive home from the office cos I fancy getting pi55ed....s'pose it can wait til 2nite....
08 May 2001, 03:01 PM
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Richard,
I own a recruitment consultancy in Hull and we have a vacancy for a Health & Safety Manager with a local blue chip Plc.
Dont know what your expectations are or if Hull appeals to you but if you are interested.
email me
Geoff Painter
I own a recruitment consultancy in Hull and we have a vacancy for a Health & Safety Manager with a local blue chip Plc.
Dont know what your expectations are or if Hull appeals to you but if you are interested.
email me
Geoff Painter
08 May 2001, 03:06 PM
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....Geoff - cheers for the reply - you will have a copy of my CV e-mailed to you within the next day or so - bit busy desk tidying at the mo' 
.....and I have to do some nice donuts in the Directors carpark in the jag b4 I leave 2day..... 
.....and I have to do some nice donuts in the Directors carpark in the jag b4 I leave 2day.....
08 May 2001, 03:08 PM
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......Matt its your sense of humour that makes me wanna hurt myself.....and the reason that women run away from you 
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08 May 2001, 04:18 PM
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dude - theres a place for people like u pal....its called the Graham Norton Impersonators Club......I hear they're recruiting at the mo'...best get yer name down....then one of 'em will make u his b1tch (not 4 the first time tho' chap)...ON YOUR KNEES BOY hehehehehehehe
08 May 2001, 05:03 PM
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......to make matters worse - just found out the rally car is going aswell - boo hoo sniffle sniffle.....anyone got a rope I can borrow?
08 May 2001, 05:21 PM
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I think its twice the bodyweight and minus a third of your height to get a cleanly broken neck - best make it 9ft please babe.....having said that knowing my luck I'll just throttle myself to death in a ****ty and painful way .....bollox
08 May 2001, 06:41 PM
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Oh dear...
You'd better send me a copy of that CV to pass on to my Health & Safety contact too, ya moanin' ginger lady-boy.
What/Who you up to this weekend? If you're at a loose end (
), Daddy Squizz will buy you beers...Only to cheer you up, of course...
You'd better send me a copy of that CV to pass on to my Health & Safety contact too, ya moanin' ginger lady-boy.
What/Who you up to this weekend? If you're at a loose end (
), Daddy Squizz will buy you beers...Only to cheer you up, of course...
08 May 2001, 08:24 PM
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...cheers chap but I'm away
gotta get that 747 fuselage stuck to me downpipe.......hehehehehehehehe
I'll catch up with u soon mate....
gotta get that 747 fuselage stuck to me downpipe.......hehehehehehehehe
I'll catch up with u soon mate....
08 May 2001, 08:39 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Richard Askew:
<B>gotta get that 747 fuselage stuck to me downpipe.......[/quote]
Sounds painful Rich.....
Sal
<B>gotta get that 747 fuselage stuck to me downpipe.......[/quote]
Sounds painful Rich.....
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08 May 2001, 09:47 PM
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[scolded child mode on].....but you started it[scolded child mode off]
of course Richard, I understand, I'm terribly sorry old chap, won't happen again
of course Richard, I understand, I'm terribly sorry old chap, won't happen again
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Tough break mate - hope you get it all sorted out ASAP and I don't want you using this as some of kind of excuse for missing the Ring trip in June
Good luck
Cheers
Chris
Good luck
Cheers
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08 May 2001, 11:16 PM
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Would feel pity for ya bunny boy but as i can't post at work either it's tough
On a serious note sorry to hear mate hope you get sorted soon
Si
[This message has been edited by Mr.Cookie (edited 08 May 2001).]
but as i can't post at work either it's tough On a serious note sorry to hear mate hope you get sorted soon
Si
[This message has been edited by Mr.Cookie (edited 08 May 2001).]
09 May 2001, 12:01 AM
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......thank you all for your kind words .....to55ers
Anyone know if its a criminal offense to give away the company laptop to a tramp or summat?? and what about leaving the Jag somewhere with the keys in it??
signed
Bitter and Twisted of Bicester
.....to55ers Anyone know if its a criminal offense to give away the company laptop to a tramp or summat?? and what about leaving the Jag somewhere with the keys in it??
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Bitter and Twisted of Bicester
09 May 2001, 08:17 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by johnfelstead:
<B>didnt realise your a Health and Safety Risk Manager richard, now that IS</B> highly amusing after our little jaunt at the ring!!!! LOL<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'm surprised he lets himself get behind the wheel !
<B>didnt realise your a Health and Safety Risk Manager richard, now that IS</B> highly amusing after our little jaunt at the ring!!!!
LOL<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I'm surprised he lets himself get behind the wheel !
