Today "The Apprentice" said to me "Thats not bad is it Jarv, i've put all that back together (refering to a fiat ducato front bumper) and these are all i've got left" offering me a selection of bolts and screws with a look of smug satisfaction on his face, not to mention yesturday when i asked him to check the height clearance on a £55k motorhome i was driving into the bodyshop he replied "looks ok" i then proceeded and almost took out a £2k satelite receiver wont mention any names

 

sounds like he should get apprentice of the month

 

Or a boot up the ars£.

 

+1 ive got a size 11 going free

 

Good job he's got his looks and personality to fall back on, i mean common sence is over rated anyway............................................ He should be on here to defend himself soon

 

Attack is the best form of defence. Sadly, if he keeps this up he'll be over da fence.

Aaaah, nevermind he's a learner.

 

Oh to be young and green,

Its all a learning curve, stick at it Ryan.

 

Go easy on him Jarv, don't forget who his teacher is.

 

Not me, i'm just babysitting for a few days

 

he's ok if you just want him to hand you spanners not sure about him putting things together tho

just kidding im sure he will do well when he gets into it

 

There's always bits left over when refitting things its the rules! I'm not aloud up ladders either so you cant blame the height problem on me I'm going to stay in the motorhome bit from now on i think