The Apprentice - new series
17 March 2009, 03:21 PM
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The Apprentice - new series
Love it or hate it , the show returns on March 25th.
You can see this years numpties here
BBC - The Apprentice - Home
You can see this years numpties here
BBC - The Apprentice - Home
17 March 2009, 03:58 PM
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Love this program.
Always funny watching so called "The best business entrepreneurs" making fools of themselves
PS.
Kate Walsh looks the most fcukable. Best out of a pretty ugly bunch mind.
Always funny watching so called "The best business entrepreneurs" making fools of themselves
PS.
Kate Walsh looks the most fcukable. Best out of a pretty ugly bunch mind.
17 March 2009, 04:01 PM
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Hmmm not much w*nking material on there this year.
This one seems to be the best of a bad bunch:
Also looks like it's going to be quiet on SNet for a while as he'll be too busy pleasuring Sir Alan
BBC - The Apprentice - Candidates - Candidate Expansion - Mona Lewis
And finally do you think he's changed his name
BBC - The Apprentice - Candidates - Candidate Expansion - Rocky Andrews
This one seems to be the best of a bad bunch:
Also looks like it's going to be quiet on SNet for a while as he'll be too busy pleasuring Sir Alan
BBC - The Apprentice - Candidates - Candidate Expansion - Mona Lewis
And finally do you think he's changed his name
BBC - The Apprentice - Candidates - Candidate Expansion - Rocky Andrews
17 March 2009, 04:07 PM
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i loved the first episode of series 1 when, in the opening address he anounced to the candiates that he did not like **** lickers bull sh1tters and no hopers
and there standing in front him were 12 of the biggest **** lickers bull sh1tters and no hopers you couldn't hope to meet
PS the two finalists are already working for Sir Alan
and there standing in front him were 12 of the biggest **** lickers bull sh1tters and no hopers you couldn't hope to meet
PS the two finalists are already working for Sir Alan
17 March 2009, 04:17 PM
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Enjoy watching the 'back-stabbing' bitching and high flying **** make idiots of themselves - at least this year there's a genuine 'Mona'!!
Some pretty sacry looking 'candidates' too.....
Some pretty sacry looking 'candidates' too.....
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26 March 2009, 04:02 PM
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Surprised theres no comments on last nights episode.
Last night was the first episode I watched in its entirity. Mainly due to wanting to see how much of a ***** up they'd make of washing cars.
Some of these things have got to be staged. Would you honestly allow four people you didn't know with clearly no experience to wash and polish very rare cars? If theres no sweetners behind the scenes then I'd be highly surprised.
And not one of them had a shred of decency. Each one out to take a big dump on the other at the first opportunity. When talking themselves up not one of them would have me handing over a contract.
It was even more obvious that the ugly asian bird would get the chop because the blik girl and the girl with a face like a horse (why the long face?) verbally laid into each other and not a hope of splitting that little relationship up in the first episode.
As for the lads the one lad may as well have been on the girls team the amount of bitching he did. They made a royal mess of those cars. The shoe shine was a great idea yet they jacked that and went to do the cars. The one lad I had to laugh was the trainee stock broker - with his braces and stripey shirt I honestly thought he'd arrive in a delorean from 1986.
The sad thing is I'll probably watch it again just to see how much sh1te they can through at each other. Not one of them could hold their hand up and say "yeah, thats my fault"
Last night was the first episode I watched in its entirity. Mainly due to wanting to see how much of a ***** up they'd make of washing cars.
Some of these things have got to be staged. Would you honestly allow four people you didn't know with clearly no experience to wash and polish very rare cars? If theres no sweetners behind the scenes then I'd be highly surprised.
And not one of them had a shred of decency. Each one out to take a big dump on the other at the first opportunity. When talking themselves up not one of them would have me handing over a contract.
It was even more obvious that the ugly asian bird would get the chop because the blik girl and the girl with a face like a horse (why the long face?) verbally laid into each other and not a hope of splitting that little relationship up in the first episode.
As for the lads the one lad may as well have been on the girls team the amount of bitching he did. They made a royal mess of those cars. The shoe shine was a great idea yet they jacked that and went to do the cars. The one lad I had to laugh was the trainee stock broker - with his braces and stripey shirt I honestly thought he'd arrive in a delorean from 1986.
The sad thing is I'll probably watch it again just to see how much sh1te they can through at each other. Not one of them could hold their hand up and say "yeah, thats my fault"
26 March 2009, 04:22 PM
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I enjoyed it last night very entertaining.
The car wash had me very shocked though. I wouldn't let any of them wash my rusty Alfa let alone a Ferrari or Hummer.
Yet again someone from Northern Ireland gets on TV and sounds like a ****! every fooking time
as for hiring any of them? not a chance, i'd have sacked them all.
The car wash had me very shocked though. I wouldn't let any of them wash my rusty Alfa let alone a Ferrari or Hummer.
Yet again someone from Northern Ireland gets on TV and sounds like a ****! every fooking time
as for hiring any of them? not a chance, i'd have sacked them all.
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26 March 2009, 04:26 PM
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What a bunch of ugly bar stewards they have this year!
Apart from that blonde bit who is okay(ish), they are minging.
And spouting the same old ****e.
I watch it but mostly from behind a pillow while cringeing.
Apart from that blonde bit who is okay(ish), they are minging.
And spouting the same old ****e.
I watch it but mostly from behind a pillow while cringeing.
26 March 2009, 04:31 PM
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Oh dear - missed it, ah well!
Heard one of them on the radio this morning with some quote like "I talk posh, I dress posh, I outshine everyone in the room" LMFAO!
Note for you old chap, no-one with a regional accent sounds posh!!
Heard one of them on the radio this morning with some quote like "I talk posh, I dress posh, I outshine everyone in the room" LMFAO!
Note for you old chap, no-one with a regional accent sounds posh!!
26 March 2009, 04:38 PM
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I wouldn't have let them anywhere near my car. Bunch of idiots wiping your pride and koy down with a sponge that's probably been dropped on the floor 50 times. Come back to find all your paintwork scratched to hell.
4 minute & go car wash? Yeah right.
After 4 minutes, I'm still on my first alloy.
Agree with comments above. There must have been some behind the sceens deal going on. No way would they let a bunch of women wash a Ferrari etc. They'll have a guy on the books who does it for them anyway.
4 minute & go car wash? Yeah right.
After 4 minutes, I'm still on my first alloy.
Agree with comments above. There must have been some behind the sceens deal going on. No way would they let a bunch of women wash a Ferrari etc. They'll have a guy on the books who does it for them anyway.
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26 March 2009, 04:41 PM
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Unfortuneately,as it's no longer an original idea,the 'contestants' all sound the same sprouting off the same old sh!te 'cos they know the Sugar daddy likes people with a bit of attitude.
As has been said,there must be a back hander going to the car companies that were used in filming,not just the publicity they got from it either.
No company in their right mind would pay MORE for a service they already get cheaper by better qualified people.I mean come on,would ANYBODY let a bunch of women with sponges,no idea of what they're doing and talking utter p!sh anywhere near a taxi let alone some prestige marques?
I realised last night why i haven't watched it for a few years - very very annoying and i just end up hurling abuse at the screen.The wife was getting fed up with me pausing the Sky+ and having a rant
Here's to next week!
As has been said,there must be a back hander going to the car companies that were used in filming,not just the publicity they got from it either.
No company in their right mind would pay MORE for a service they already get cheaper by better qualified people.I mean come on,would ANYBODY let a bunch of women with sponges,no idea of what they're doing and talking utter p!sh anywhere near a taxi let alone some prestige marques?
I realised last night why i haven't watched it for a few years - very very annoying and i just end up hurling abuse at the screen.The wife was getting fed up with me pausing the Sky+ and having a rant
Here's to next week!
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26 March 2009, 04:59 PM
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The worrying thing is that are they really the best business brains that applied because none of them had a bloody clue and were lazy to boot?
When the women went to the limos I couldn't stop laughing. What dozy bint thought that was a good idea, cars twice as big take twice as long to wash but you aren't going to be able to charge stupid money to do them. Didn't they want £60 per car? and the owner said we pay £20 and the women were speachless. What planet do these numpties live on?
When the women went to the limos I couldn't stop laughing. What dozy bint thought that was a good idea, cars twice as big take twice as long to wash but you aren't going to be able to charge stupid money to do them. Didn't they want £60 per car?
and the owner said we pay £20 and the women were speachless. What planet do these numpties live on?
26 March 2009, 05:01 PM
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PS: saw the bit where the really ugly bint got fired but that was all ....
26 March 2009, 05:56 PM
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