i bloody wish
more like fell in sh** then a lorry load of the stuff gets dumped on me
came in to find me new spec c stickers have arrived
opened it up to find there is only 1 25 bucks not impressed
then the icing on the cake paymaster going to cardiff and the kids didnt want to go so i said stay with me as you do
2mins later the boy comes in screaming i've hit a car OMG
he is fine as the car was parked up BUTits brand new and there is a massive scratch on the door going into the handle cant see me having much change out of 500 notes can you

sounds like you've had a right ****ta

Hit the stella mate!!!!!

Chips away job if you can persuade them to accept it.

Look on the bright side, bloke at work gets a call today from the builder who yesterday just started knocking through the ground floor of the house he just bought.

Apparently the surveyor drew up the plans saying there was a cavity wall between him and next door but the builder had just knocked through into his new neighbours freshly decorated house

Box of chocolates will be required!

At least your not Steve Irwin. He always liked Thunderbirds but will always have a place in his heart for Stingray..................................IN COMING

ouch! I bet he said more than that though! As he went to the bottom....

Marina....

What can you say thats real bad luck hope the boys OK and use all your charm with the car owner.

oh ****! look on the bright side, could have been your car ! get the t-cut out,a fair amount of elbow grease,he wont know the difference!

They are having Jimmy Nail sing crocodile shoes at his funeral....they were gonna have sting but seemed inaproriate the poor guy only died yesterday and i've ere'd loads of jokes already

P.S I had one of them days yesterday VC,nightmare in they