good joke wasted in muppets
09 March 2006, 03:19 PM
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good joke wasted in muppets
A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking
it all around the house with his finger. His mother
tells him to stop it as he's liable to break
something. The boy continues.
"Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to
break something." He stops and eventually mom leaves
for a short trip to the store.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it
one last flick and it lands in the toilet.
Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets
the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the
toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.
When she's finished she looks down and can't believe
what she's seeing. Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure
what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls
her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation,
but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine
everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he
gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at
the thing.
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it
to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes
and diarrhea is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30
years, and this is the first time I've ever seen a fart!"
it all around the house with his finger. His mother
tells him to stop it as he's liable to break
something. The boy continues.
"Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to
break something." He stops and eventually mom leaves
for a short trip to the store.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it
one last flick and it lands in the toilet.
Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets
the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the
toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.
When she's finished she looks down and can't believe
what she's seeing. Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure
what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls
her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation,
but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine
everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he
gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at
the thing.
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it
to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes
and diarrhea is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30
years, and this is the first time I've ever seen a fart!"
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