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Old 23 June 2005, 04:54 PM
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Exclamation HENMAN is OUT!!!

Such a shame, cos it "could have been his year"
Old 23 June 2005, 04:55 PM
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"come on timmmehhh"


oh shi...
Old 23 June 2005, 04:55 PM
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LOL
Old 23 June 2005, 04:56 PM
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when will people stop saying 'next years his year'. we need someone else
Old 23 June 2005, 04:56 PM
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He is about as useful as a corking bird with no bu'mole.
Old 23 June 2005, 04:57 PM
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I thought he was married ?

Whats all this Bum hole stuff ?
Old 23 June 2005, 04:57 PM
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Henmans finished.

He'll never win another tournament again. Forget him and lets hope Andy Murray progresses.
Old 23 June 2005, 04:58 PM
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Timmmmay

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Old 23 June 2005, 05:01 PM
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Noooo!! Tiger Tim out!! I thought this was gonna be his year! or have they said that every year?

Useless tw*t

Least he can go home and lick his birds Bum-ole, everything will seem better after that!
Old 23 June 2005, 05:03 PM
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The idea that every year might be his year comes from the british press who build it up, just like they build up the england football team to win every tournament.
Old 23 June 2005, 05:04 PM
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Can't have a guy called Tim win Wimbledon. Tim.

Sounds like the sort of name a bloke would have who's too scared to nail his ***** up the bu'mole.
Old 23 June 2005, 05:06 PM
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yeah his bird cant say "destroy my bottom Timothy"

oh well next year will be his year or the year after.... year after.... Repeat to fade..
Old 23 June 2005, 05:08 PM
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If he trains hard at taking birds up the bum-ole he might get his Tiger Tim status. until then he is always gonna be a w@nk stained blanket.

IMHO

Edited to say:

I could in no way do any better!!

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Old 23 June 2005, 05:11 PM
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Atleast he can use Persil to get the w@nk stains out his blanket.

Though stains from a gaping bu'mole aren't so easy.
Old 23 June 2005, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Bu'mole
Atleast he can use Persil to get the w@nk stains out his blanket.

Though stains from a gaping bu'mole aren't so easy.
Indeed they are not when your using sh*t as lubricant!!
Old 23 June 2005, 05:13 PM
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Did any of you actually think that Henman could win Wimbledon EVER!!

He can play well sometimes, but when you look at proper class players like Roger Federrer, Tim Henman will never be good enough.

Andy Murray on the other hand, shows great potential, and has the technique, strength and power to go all the way, give him 3/4 years, he will have won a Grand Slam (probably the French, cause he likes clay the best)
Old 23 June 2005, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Bu-mole
Indeed they are not when your using sh*t as lubricant!!
Bu'mole is good, stops them getting up the Lisa duff.
Old 23 June 2005, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Bu'mole
Bu'mole is good, stops them getting up the Lisa duff.
Very commendable safe sex is the key!!! to stop teenage pregnancy!!

jesus im a bad @ss rapper!
Old 23 June 2005, 05:42 PM
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how did he get called tiger tim more like ***** cat tim, you all no his no good cause he has never one a slam just mickey mouse tournemants
Old 23 June 2005, 05:46 PM
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He was never gonna win against the likes of roddick or federer but thought he would do better than this, losing in the early stages is a real bummer, I think he's done now not got age on his side any longer.

Gary
Old 23 June 2005, 11:07 PM
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Bye bye Henman ............hullo Murray - what a performance from the 18 yr old !
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