Your team is cruising along at 2-0 and your pace is scaring Everton's defence sh!tless
You've just seen Morientes limp off with a suspected hamstring injury, so you are fully aware that you're the only fit and in form striker your team has.
You have two choices about what to do next, you can either:

a) Continue to expose Everton's defensive frailty and be pretty much certain of a goal, or even twoalong with the adoration of those gentle folk on the Kop

Or,

b) You can commit an unwarranted and downright dangerous foul on one of the defenders you've been humiliating for the past hour or so, in the full knowledge that you ARE likely to get a red card, you ARE going to leave your team having to play the remainder of the game with ten men and they ARE going to have to play the next game with H**ry F**king K**ell in your place


Unfortunately you chose b, you complete and utter FCUKWIT:mad

 

Thought the tackle looked okay myself Especially compared to the Toffees tackles, bunch of talentless thugs, plain and simple.

You're right, we did run the ragged . . . right up until we started dropping like flies. Its the gypsy curse I tell you

 

He looks like Kareena Ferreira from Eastenders as well

 

At least he doesn't look like the disastrous consequence of a drunken one night stand involving Shrek & Quasimodo

 

Agree he choose the wrong option

Won't he miss the next three games as it was a straight red ??

 

And still a better player than any gracing Anfield at the moment

We were so lucky, it could have been Kewell 12 months earlier

Go on Shrek

 

Ya he'll miss 3 games cos its straight red how much worse can it get injury and suspension wise ??? Although in his deffence I gotta say he's not really ever been that kinda player ..