Happy Friday 13th Scotland Section
13 August 2004, 04:07 PM
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Happy Friday 13th Scotland Section
Let's all try and cheer up our day after a "serious" early afternoon
See you guys tomorrow at Dastek for the R.R. day.
Anyone got any good jokes?!?
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13 August 2004, 04:10 PM
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Jokes...Hmmm...
"Just been arrested by the police.
Was in the car dying for a pee, so i did it in me coke can.
Police stopped me and asked what was in the can.
I'm now being done for posession of canopiss !
Crap...but it cheered me up !
"Just been arrested by the police.
Was in the car dying for a pee, so i did it in me coke can.
Police stopped me and asked what was in the can.
I'm now being done for posession of canopiss !
Crap...but it cheered me up !
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13 August 2004, 04:50 PM
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Hmmph Friday 13th right enough... I have to go into Falkirk to work tomorrow, at least for the morning . Rather messes up my "test the new exhaust on a rolling road" plans.
Still might make it to see some of you in the PM
Sun's out ... might wash the car (saddo) then a couple of baileys before I wax my legs ( eh Stevie eh
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Stiks
Still might make it to see some of you in the PM
Sun's out ... might wash the car (saddo) then a couple of baileys before I wax my legs ( eh Stevie eh
). Stiks
13 August 2004, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by stiks
Hmmph Friday 13th right enough... I have to go into Falkirk to work tomorrow, at least for the morning . Rather messes up my "test the new exhaust on a rolling road" plans.
Still might make it to see some of you in the PM
Sun's out ... might wash the car (saddo) then a couple of baileys before I wax my legs ( eh Stevie eh ).
Stiks
Still might make it to see some of you in the PM
Sun's out ... might wash the car (saddo) then a couple of baileys before I wax my legs ( eh Stevie eh
). Stiks
Is it time to start a WEST LOTHIAN SCOOB - Me and my failings thread?!?!
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13 August 2004, 04:55 PM
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California's Supreme Court has annulled about 4,000 gay marriages that took place in San Francisco.
The court ruled that San Francisco's mayor had overstepped his authority by issuing same-sex marriage licences earlier this year.
Thousands of same-sex couples were married in the city between 12 February and 11 March, when the court issued an injunction halting the wedding spree.
Gay marriage is a controversial issue in the US.
The marriages had virtually no legal value, but they angered conservative groups, which launched legal challenges to nullify them.
The first couple to receive a marriage licence in San Francisco, Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon, expressed sadness at the judges' 5-2 ruling.
"Del is 83 years old and I am 79," Ms Lyon said. "After being together for more than 50 years, it is a terrible blow to have the rights and protections of marriage taken away from us."
"Wer'e off to drown our sorrows with our friend West Lothian Bukkake, a bottle of baileys and a roof box" wept Del
The court ruled that San Francisco's mayor had overstepped his authority by issuing same-sex marriage licences earlier this year.
Thousands of same-sex couples were married in the city between 12 February and 11 March, when the court issued an injunction halting the wedding spree.
Gay marriage is a controversial issue in the US.
The marriages had virtually no legal value, but they angered conservative groups, which launched legal challenges to nullify them.
The first couple to receive a marriage licence in San Francisco, Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon, expressed sadness at the judges' 5-2 ruling.
"Del is 83 years old and I am 79," Ms Lyon said. "After being together for more than 50 years, it is a terrible blow to have the rights and protections of marriage taken away from us."
"Wer'e off to drown our sorrows with our friend West Lothian Bukkake, a bottle of baileys and a roof box" wept Del
13 August 2004, 04:58 PM
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Nice addition - all the light grey bits were p*sh but the bold print line is good - you should be a comedian!!
Wear a kilt and you'll look like Fred McAuley!
Wear a kilt and you'll look like Fred McAuley!
13 August 2004, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by wrxmania
Nice addition - all the light grey bits were p*sh but the bold print line is good - you should be a comedian!!
Wear a kilt and you'll look like Fred McAuley!
Wear a kilt and you'll look like Fred McAuley!
13 August 2004, 05:02 PM
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Not a bad count at all!!
10 threads moved and three locked on the first page of the Scotland section in twelve hours.
Never beat that target again
10 threads moved and three locked on the first page of the Scotland section in twelve hours.
Never beat that target again
13 August 2004, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by stiks
Aw come on... it was funnier than Fred McAuley.... and I can't wear a kilt, it scares the horses.
13 August 2004, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by wrxmania
Yeah right - so that's what Wendy saw in you - other than your good look, charm, huge bank balance and any other lies I can muster
13 August 2004, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by stiks
No she was like all women. saw a fat drunken b'stard and thought, I can change him...... wrong
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