C. Jay. k.

The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The
announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British
government's 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ young Glaswegians.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed Glasgow youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less
than 6
seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can
only
do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear. This
was
thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by Ferrari Management. As
most
races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over
every team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first
practice session, not only were the Weegie Pit Crew able to change the
tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,
re-badged and sold the vehicle overto the MacLaren Team for four bottles

of Buckfast, a gram of speed and a picture of Coulthard's bird in a
bikini.

wrxmania

LOL

wrxmania

Don't forget a Saxo with 12 tailpipes, tints, neons, booming bass, body kit, 4 "trackied - up" chavs, jewellery, bass ball caps and

NOT forgetting

EVER

a 1.1 litre Petrol SUPERCHIPPED!!!!

Brian