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04 July 2013, 01:39 PM
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My wife dealing with some douchebag ...
Office conversation yesterday between my wife & some sexist guy she works with;
Him - "...of course, you wouldn't be interested in cars, you're more the loving eco-hippy girl type."
Wifey - "Gotcha. So what car do you drive?"
Him - "A Nissan Micra. It's ... why, what do you drive?"
Wifey - "Subaru Impreza WRX Prodrive."
*cue sniggers from elsewhere in the office*
Owned.
Him - "...of course, you wouldn't be interested in cars, you're more the loving eco-hippy girl type."
Wifey - "Gotcha. So what car do you drive?"
Him - "A Nissan Micra. It's ... why, what do you drive?"
Wifey - "Subaru Impreza WRX Prodrive."
*cue sniggers from elsewhere in the office*
Owned.
04 July 2013, 02:43 PM
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I like her style 
Wifey had something similar. Had some team building exercise crap and she had to do a fact / bluff thing - all the guys called her bluff when she said "I've got an Impreza".
Wifey had something similar. Had some team building exercise crap and she had to do a fact / bluff thing - all the guys called her bluff when she said "I've got an Impreza".
04 July 2013, 03:45 PM
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The wife was away in Blackpool on a hen night a couple of weeks ago. Some bloke came up to her and her mate and said "Hi i drive a BMW, What do you drive. My wife says nice and calmly back whilst holding her laughter at the prat. "I drive an Impreza, now fukc off" lol
04 July 2013, 04:49 PM
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It's like big boys top trumps.
Obviously when you're a guy driving an Impreza, people think you're an idiot with a small ***** (not that I mind people think that of me because IT'S SOOOO FAAAASSTTTTT*). But for some reason, a women driving one is genius. Maybe because it's perceived as a 'man's car'.
*the car, not the *******
**although...
Obviously when you're a guy driving an Impreza, people think you're an idiot with a small ***** (not that I mind people think that of me because IT'S SOOOO FAAAASSTTTTT*). But for some reason, a women driving one is genius. Maybe because it's perceived as a 'man's car'.
*the car, not the *******
**although...
04 July 2013, 04:51 PM
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That has to be the worst chat up line since the dawn of time. What a ***.
(You've got to be subtle about these things, just put the key on the bar with the BMW logo clearly displayed whilst searching your pocket for some loose change to pay for the drinks with
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(You've got to be subtle about these things, just put the key on the bar with the BMW logo clearly displayed whilst searching your pocket for some loose change to pay for the drinks with
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It's like big boys top trumps.
Obviously when you're a guy driving an Impreza, people think you're an idiot with a small ***** (not that I mind people think that of me because IT'S SOOOO FAAAASSTTTTT*). But for some reason, a women driving one is genius. Maybe because it's perceived as a 'man's car'.
*the car, not the *******
**although...
Obviously when you're a guy driving an Impreza, people think you're an idiot with a small ***** (not that I mind people think that of me because IT'S SOOOO FAAAASSTTTTT*). But for some reason, a women driving one is genius. Maybe because it's perceived as a 'man's car'.
*the car, not the *******
**although...
04 July 2013, 09:55 PM
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The wife was away in Blackpool on a hen night a couple of weeks ago. Some bloke came up to her and her mate and said "Hi i drive a BMW, What do you drive. My wife says nice and calmly back whilst holding her laughter at the prat. "I drive an Impreza, now fukc off" lol
A bmw...jesus.
05 July 2013, 08:38 AM
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Was it this guy:
Urban dictionary has a nice definition of it.. http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=BMW%20Douche
Urban dictionary has a nice definition of it.. http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=BMW%20Douche
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The wife was away in Blackpool on a hen night a couple of weeks ago. Some bloke came up to her and her mate and said "Hi i drive a BMW, What do you drive. My wife says nice and calmly back whilst holding her laughter at the prat. "I drive an Impreza, now fukc off" lol
06 July 2013, 10:56 AM
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It's like big boys top trumps.
Obviously when you're a guy driving an Impreza, people think you're an idiot with a small ***** (not that I mind people think that of me because IT'S SOOOO FAAAASSTTTTT*). But for some reason, a women driving one is genius. Maybe because it's perceived as a 'man's car'.
*the car, not the *******
**although...
Obviously when you're a guy driving an Impreza, people think you're an idiot with a small ***** (not that I mind people think that of me because IT'S SOOOO FAAAASSTTTTT*). But for some reason, a women driving one is genius. Maybe because it's perceived as a 'man's car'.
*the car, not the *******
**although...
Yep, as soon as I got mine all I was doing was 150mph on the roads around here, it was a stupid car to have in these parts, what on Earth did I want one of those things for etc. etc.
I am lucky however. The missus hates being a passenger, let alone get in the pilot's seat.
Perhaps she believes all she hears down the pub.
06 July 2013, 11:01 AM
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Something very sensible and minimal cost for day to day use, understated and reliable.
And a monster for weekend fun. Must seem even quicker with a Micra as a daily lol
06 July 2013, 12:10 PM
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The Nissan Micra is known to be the first choice of silver haired grannies on the way to the garden centre.
Now, I'm a pensioner but the only way you would get me to drive one of those dreadful things is to graft a GTR engine into one! My free bus and tube pass is a preferable alternative to driving a Micra.
JohnD
Now, I'm a pensioner but the only way you would get me to drive one of those dreadful things is to graft a GTR engine into one! My free bus and tube pass is a preferable alternative to driving a Micra.
JohnD
06 July 2013, 06:17 PM
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Oh no mr galaxy type r impreza for the week and micra at week ends he he!!
Love the micra small so the missus can drive if need be cheap to run tax reliable and only cost me 50 quid to buy it.almost one of the best cars iv had!!
Love the micra small so the missus can drive if need be cheap to run tax reliable and only cost me 50 quid to buy it.almost one of the best cars iv had!!
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Should have stayed quiet then offered him a lift somewhere. Driving like miss Daisey until the engine has warmed up then smack his head against the back of the seat when doing some overtaking and maybe the odd cheek imprint on the passenger window when cornering.
07 July 2013, 10:40 AM
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Petrolhead/car geek insight: What is the worst thing about the current Nissan Micra?..
Answer: Its a Renault Clio.
A fusion of two marques that can only be compared to the Alfa Romeo Arna (another Nissan). Whereby the French do some of the electronics (and some engines) and the Japanese do the styling. Making them both horrid to drive, horrible to look at, horrible to sit in. Albeit the Nissan is slightly more reliable.
Further factoids...like most modern Renaults they also don't fit properly on the average two post lift either. (can still be lifted, but it can't be done using the jacking points)
Answer: Its a Renault Clio.
A fusion of two marques that can only be compared to the Alfa Romeo Arna (another Nissan). Whereby the French do some of the electronics (and some engines) and the Japanese do the styling. Making them both horrid to drive, horrible to look at, horrible to sit in. Albeit the Nissan is slightly more reliable.
Further factoids...like most modern Renaults they also don't fit properly on the average two post lift either. (can still be lifted, but it can't be done using the jacking points)
08 August 2013, 09:37 AM
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08 August 2013, 12:29 PM
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Office conversation yesterday between my wife & some sexist guy she works with;
Him - "...of course, you wouldn't be interested in cars, you're more the loving eco-hippy girl type."
Wifey - "Gotcha. So what car do you drive?"
Him - "A Nissan Micra. It's ... why, what do you drive?"
Wifey - "Subaru Impreza WRX Prodrive."
*cue sniggers from elsewhere in the office*
Owned.
Him - "...of course, you wouldn't be interested in cars, you're more the loving eco-hippy girl type."
Wifey - "Gotcha. So what car do you drive?"
Him - "A Nissan Micra. It's ... why, what do you drive?"
Wifey - "Subaru Impreza WRX Prodrive."
*cue sniggers from elsewhere in the office*
Owned.
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08 August 2013, 01:35 PM
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Haha quality my Fiancée gets this kind of thing at work, we work together and when some newbie sees us turn up in her car, they say "nice bet your boyfriend hates your driving his car"
She replies "no this is my car" they then proceed to look quit dumb founded, her car is not a Impreza though but it's a Seat Leon Cupra FR Revo'd stage 2 with front mount slammed on coilovers and BBS splits lol
She replies "no this is my car" they then proceed to look quit dumb founded, her car is not a Impreza though but it's a Seat Leon Cupra FR Revo'd stage 2 with front mount slammed on coilovers and BBS splits lol
08 August 2013, 01:47 PM
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The Nissan Micra is known to be the first choice of silver haired grannies on the way to the garden centre.
Now, I'm a pensioner but the only way you would get me to drive one of those dreadful things is to graft a GTR engine into one! My free bus and tube pass is a preferable alternative to driving a Micra.
JohnD
Now, I'm a pensioner but the only way you would get me to drive one of those dreadful things is to graft a GTR engine into one! My free bus and tube pass is a preferable alternative to driving a Micra.
JohnD
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