SCOOBYNET HELPLINE is there one
#1
Until recently I lead a normal life, but just lately I have become a victim of SCOOBYNETITUS.
I wake up in the middle of the night and feel compelled to log on to SCOOBYNET, sometimes as often as 3 times in one night.
If I find myself in a situation where I dont have access to a PC, I start to shake.
Girlfriends visit me but all I talk about is SCOOBYNET and so they leave.
Visits to the pub are becoming less frequent.
All my friends are becoming worried.
Surely I am not the only victim of this dreadful disease.
I`ve spoken to my doctor, but he tells me that there is no known cure.
There must be other sufferers.
PLEASE CAN ANYBODY HELP !!!
In Breathless Anticipation
SCOOP
I wake up in the middle of the night and feel compelled to log on to SCOOBYNET, sometimes as often as 3 times in one night.
If I find myself in a situation where I dont have access to a PC, I start to shake.
Girlfriends visit me but all I talk about is SCOOBYNET and so they leave.
Visits to the pub are becoming less frequent.
All my friends are becoming worried.
Surely I am not the only victim of this dreadful disease.
I`ve spoken to my doctor, but he tells me that there is no known cure.
There must be other sufferers.
PLEASE CAN ANYBODY HELP !!!
In Breathless Anticipation
SCOOP
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Scoop, tragic M8. Have you posted on the Muppet Show? It'll be absolutely no help at all, but you'll be in good company.
I have discovered a cure, but it's only temporary. Donington tomorrow
Richard
I have discovered a cure, but it's only temporary. Donington tomorrow
Richard
#6
Dave T-S
Sounds like you have reached the advanced stages of this crippling disease, bad luck m8, guess u aint got long to go.
Can u offer any advice b4 I get as bad as u,
Condolences,
SCOOP
[This message has been edited by SCOOP (edited 14 April 2001).]
Sounds like you have reached the advanced stages of this crippling disease, bad luck m8, guess u aint got long to go.
Can u offer any advice b4 I get as bad as u,
Condolences,
SCOOP
[This message has been edited by SCOOP (edited 14 April 2001).]
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#8
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Sorry Scoop, there is no getting away now. I dont even own a Scooby as well
I have just had a verbal warning at work for using Scoobynet during work hours - oops. I amhanding my notice in, in 2 months though so sod em.
DW
PS Anyone need a Web Designer in Lancashire??
I have just had a verbal warning at work for using Scoobynet during work hours - oops. I amhanding my notice in, in 2 months though so sod em.
DW
PS Anyone need a Web Designer in Lancashire??
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Dave T-S, or anybody who may be out there,
HELP that feelings coming over me again,
wot should I do,
SCOOP
[This message has been edited by SCOOP (edited 14 April 2001).]
HELP that feelings coming over me again,
wot should I do,
SCOOP
[This message has been edited by SCOOP (edited 14 April 2001).]