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Old 26 May 2012, 09:35 PM
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For the worst advert I have ever seen.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/160805545815?redirect=mobile
Old 26 May 2012, 09:38 PM
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Doesn't get any better does it
Old 26 May 2012, 09:40 PM
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Sonic bule And wolud reach 2500 if the engine ran.
I'm in!!!
Old 26 May 2012, 09:41 PM
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I IS WELL SORRY FOR THE GRAMMER AND SPELLING BUT I SPILLED BUCKFAST ON MY KEYBOARD AND NOW ALL OF THE BUTTONS FOR FULL STOPS IS BROKE INNIT THERES ALSO ONLY LARGE BLUE CAPITALS TO RIGHT DIS IN MY SUBARU IS REEL SICK AND HAS MORE POWER THAN LIKE A VEYRON WIV LEXUS LIGHTS AND TINTS IN FACT IS WELL BITCHIN
Old 26 May 2012, 09:53 PM
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World class
Old 26 May 2012, 10:02 PM
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380bhp ???? Ok then
Old 26 May 2012, 10:04 PM
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I think my eyes are bleeding a little bit.
Old 26 May 2012, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by rich666
380bhp ???? Ok then
yeh cuz my mates 1.2 corsa with powerturd zorst is like 190bhp and he sez its twice as powerful he even had a saxo vtr once so he is well up on dese fings
Old 26 May 2012, 10:14 PM
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and this **** is allowed on the roads??

ffs
Old 26 May 2012, 10:22 PM
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Well it would if its engine worked
Old 26 May 2012, 10:24 PM
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I like it
Old 26 May 2012, 10:33 PM
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matt2732, thanx for that your big blue writin was well good and put a smile on my face..lol
Old 26 May 2012, 10:34 PM
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"SCOOBY AINT WRIGHT CAR FOR ME"

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Don't people go to the pub on a saturday night anymore?
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Never seen anyone spell the word blue wrong before?? Apart from my 4 year old son that is but to be fair i think he could have written a better advert.
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Originally Posted by scooby red
Don't people go to the pub on a saturday night anymore?
No money, I own a subaru
Old 26 May 2012, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by rich666
380bhp ???? Ok then
everyone knows you get an extra 50bhp when you drive with fogs on.
Old 26 May 2012, 10:45 PM
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Need to drink to forget the nasty's tho
Old 26 May 2012, 10:46 PM
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My 10 year old daughter sat here pointing out the spelling mistakes laughing her head off.
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LOLOL Leave MY student alone lololol
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Originally Posted by Matt2732
I IS WELL SORRY FOR THE GRAMMER AND SPELLING BUT I SPILLED BUCKFAST ON MY KEYBOARD AND NOW ALL OF THE BUTTONS FOR FULL STOPS IS BROKE INNIT THERES ALSO ONLY LARGE BLUE CAPITALS TO RIGHT DIS IN MY SUBARU IS REEL SICK AND HAS MORE POWER THAN LIKE A VEYRON WIV LEXUS LIGHTS AND TINTS IN FACT IS WELL BITCHIN
that cracked me up
Old 26 May 2012, 11:39 PM
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That link not working need to see for I jump on lol
Old 26 May 2012, 11:49 PM
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What a POS! Reddish blue not Sonic blue, not a cat in hells chance of 380bhp on a TD05 and top mount!, yellow 500cc injectors? they are 440cc's you muppet! And the rear arch is hanging out!

It's worth f*ck all and I'll be glad when these retards can no longer own Subaru's. Are they not teaching grammar in school any more or are these muppets simply not paying attention?
Old 26 May 2012, 11:55 PM
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I think i know why it broke, 380bhp and that tmic.
Old 27 May 2012, 07:50 AM
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why are you *******s disrespecting ma ride
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I hope my engine bay never ends up looking that raped and ruined.
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