I swear to god.........
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I swear to god.........
.......... if I have another t*at in a f*cking rep mobile get so close to me that I can't see their headlights, whilst I'm overtaking in the fast lane on the motorway, I'll slam my f*cking brakes on
and breathe
and breathe
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few weeks ago im in fast lane with mrs and 3 kids and this twit of a bloke was on my bumper and i mean on my bumper,in a rover tomcat,what a k**b,cant beleive the panels stayed on it with all the rot they have !!!!
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Well you started it!...so.....................
I was driving home tonight,been pi$$ing down all day it was 8.30 very poor visibility,standing water,huge puddles & people still drive way too close taking no account of the conditions.
You can't win when you're dealing with the sort of mentality I witnessed last week.
Family in a Focus estate,Mum & Dad in the front,kids in the back,filled to the brim with stuff half way up the back window which had a 'Baby On Board' sticker displayed on it.
Fair enough,thanks for the reminder.
I was following them for about 20 minutes & they then proceded to drive right up the a*se of every car that was in front of them.
I was driving home tonight,been pi$$ing down all day it was 8.30 very poor visibility,standing water,huge puddles & people still drive way too close taking no account of the conditions.
You can't win when you're dealing with the sort of mentality I witnessed last week.
Family in a Focus estate,Mum & Dad in the front,kids in the back,filled to the brim with stuff half way up the back window which had a 'Baby On Board' sticker displayed on it.
Fair enough,thanks for the reminder.
I was following them for about 20 minutes & they then proceded to drive right up the a*se of every car that was in front of them.
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Must be something in the air.............was coming back from clacton yesterday in the wife;s car when the same thing happened.This car was so close to us i could smell his bad breath..
what p*ssed me of more tho was that it was a bug eye scoob!!!!!! (52 plate)
what p*ssed me of more tho was that it was a bug eye scoob!!!!!! (52 plate)
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hahahaha!
Do you know iv'e had hundereds of cars and never a bmw cause i hate the tosspots that drive em had the same problem a few months back, right up my **** and couldnt wait to get passed i felt like following him and knocking his ****in teeth out the ******!!!!
Know exactly what you mean mate.
Do you know iv'e had hundereds of cars and never a bmw cause i hate the tosspots that drive em had the same problem a few months back, right up my **** and couldnt wait to get passed i felt like following him and knocking his ****in teeth out the ******!!!!
Know exactly what you mean mate.
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the same ppl who then go and try undertaking even though you are in the fast lane and cant go any faster due to the various people in front etc etc
i always try and leave a decent gap to get these people then dive in front of me :/
i always try and leave a decent gap to get these people then dive in front of me :/
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My favourite, down a gear and full throttle whilst touching the brake pedal with your left foot (just enough to light the brake lights) and watch them nose dive as you speed off, f*king hilarious
Its not just BMW drivers, I had an Audi do the same the other day.......
Its not just BMW drivers, I had an Audi do the same the other day.......
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HaHa I do that too, also turning on the rear fog light works a treat!
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do what i do there up your bumper @ 70 mph drop into 4th on boost hold revs pull into middle lane wait till there by ur wing mirror and bot it wile waving as you pass them works a treat haha
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i do this too it makes me giggle. I think because we all drive imprezas that we should all be driving extra fast on motorways and A main a roads likes of *** and when they see us driving calm and within speed limits on the open road they dont know what to do. I save all my petrol for back roads when im on my own :-) more fun that way. All the audi bmw rep mobiles are only motorway monkeis strait lines only get them on back roads many of them cant drive round a corner foot on the brake every second .
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Likewise tailgating in 30 limits ! What is that about ??
Its times like that I wished I had an old car -I'd definitely do an emergency stop to "avoid the cat that started to run into the road". Trouble is the idiot may not be insured
Its times like that I wished I had an old car -I'd definitely do an emergency stop to "avoid the cat that started to run into the road". Trouble is the idiot may not be insured
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Oh i think my trick is much better.
I pull slightly off line and sometimes onto the rumble strip, and give their front end and windscreen a nice sandblasting using all the crap that is at the side of the road
I used to use the left foot brake light flash or the fog light but i'm much more subtle these days
I pull slightly off line and sometimes onto the rumble strip, and give their front end and windscreen a nice sandblasting using all the crap that is at the side of the road
I used to use the left foot brake light flash or the fog light but i'm much more subtle these days
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I had a car behind me this morning being driven by a lass. There were kids in it too. And she's nattering away on a hand held phone not paying much attention to the fact that I had stopped at red traffic lights.
How she didn't hit the back of my car I don't know.
It's the fact that she had kids in the car that made me wonder
How she didn't hit the back of my car I don't know.
It's the fact that she had kids in the car that made me wonder
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