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Old 31 January 2001, 12:34 AM
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This weeks Autocar has a write up on the best second hand car as Fast Cheap Fun.

They test the STI vs 968 Clubsport and a new Clio.

The GREY read GREY import STI wins. However they issue a warning.

"Apparently Impreza owners are amongst the most **** and Obsessive you'll find. Buy this grey import and you might find yourself in a Pub in 10 years time talking about the niceties of torque split and Brembo brakes. IMPREZA OWNERSHIP COULD MAKE YOU BORING"

Cheers

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Old 31 January 2001, 12:40 AM
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.. and you can imagine that the guy that wrote the article never talks about cars in the pub with his mates....
Old 31 January 2001, 12:43 AM
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But then again do you think he talks about whether he has Bridgestone or Toyo tyres or if Shell petrol is better than Esso Petrol or what tyre pressures he runs.... etc. etc.

Maybe he has got a point!!
Old 31 January 2001, 12:44 AM
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Impreza ownership cheap ?????

hahahaaahaaaaa **THUMP****OUCH**

[fell off chair laughing]

Old 31 January 2001, 12:48 AM
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I suppose that if getting together with people of similar interests and discussing them makes me **** and obsessive then that must be me.

I must make more of an effort to go out and spend time with people i have nothing in common with!

I have bin called an ar$rhole before, never **** and obsessive, perhaps i can conmbine the two and be an anally obsessive ar$ehole!

I'll get my coat!



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Old 31 January 2001, 12:48 AM
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**** and obsessive?

Moi?
Old 31 January 2001, 12:56 AM
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I have to admit I have been called **** and obsessive by my girlfriend for cleaning out my glovebox and polishing it with some spray polish ....

Well you don't want a dirty interior now do you

Old 31 January 2001, 12:57 AM
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....this reminds of something I have been meaning to write for some time.....watch this space.....triple layer nomex suit on order.......
Old 31 January 2001, 01:03 PM
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nothing wrong with a bit of **** oops! wrong BBS!

I was **** and obsessive about cars <B>way</B> before I got the scooby.

This is bit like saying that all BMW drivers are jumped up little ****** who think they own the road, oh, guess that could go for Range/Land Rover owners as well (btw - this is a JOKE!)
Old 31 January 2001, 01:08 PM
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I've checked the entire internet, and I can't find a reference to brake dust on Rover wheel trims anywhere, so we must be **** and obsessive. My wife thinks I am anyway as far as the scoob is concerned.

p.s. What is wrong with polishing your glovebox? Does everyone not do this after they have finished polishing the underside of their car?
Old 31 January 2001, 01:14 PM
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Did it mention trawling Internet BBSes for like minded drivellers?
Old 31 January 2001, 01:15 PM
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Hello Barry
Old 31 January 2001, 01:25 PM
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Eeek, you've turned into Blow Dog.

Hello.

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Old 31 January 2001, 01:26 PM
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Is it **** to work out how much you've spent on your current and previous cars, in order to justify your spending habit on modifications, and then publish them on a website???

If so..... DOH!!!!

Andy

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Old 31 January 2001, 01:35 PM
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wonder if they would have said the same thing about RS owners? think that some of those guys n galls are really **** (or is that cos they are ********! (this is a <B>joke</B> so don't give me grief!)
Old 31 January 2001, 01:42 PM
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Find me the bloke that wrote that, and his email adress and home address please someone.

LOL

What a monkey.
Old 31 January 2001, 01:42 PM
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SDB

Muppetise NOW!! Before the infection spreads.
BTW this thread is now at the top!
Old 31 January 2001, 01:55 PM
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I find what they say is true to an extent, ive been to some meets where most the owners are GEEKS and say they write for various publishing houses about their cars so why do they ask my advice??? .

Also alot of owners ive met are Techy Geeks, this does not include the lads i know but I mean just by looking at someone walking down the street who resembles Adrian Mole must be a Scooby owner and I bet he drives a UK Scoob LOL

Most people on this BBS are in IT or something even more boring and let me guess most are contractors too? LOL

I love letting Contractors go when cutting budgets LOL, sorry I had to say that even though I don't mean most of it. Why is it that Scooby owners can feel 1BHP increase in their car when they mod it? Im amazed at this, I think these guys should work in the F1 world where they would be valued.

Also alot of people that toy with their own car ie mapping etc etc think they are the Kings of Knowledge when it takes years to learn this... nothing wrong with having a hobby I suppose but come on lads its only a car that we all love to drive, its not a woman who you can love and cherish where as the car will sting you more than a car anyway.

Last thing is how many people on this BBS are married and have kids? I don't think there are many is there? just curious as my wife keeps asking me "well do these guys have kids and a wife too like you?" LOL

Just my little bit as the Flame Suit comes on LOL

Harj...
Old 31 January 2001, 02:14 PM
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I'm gobsmacked and dumbstruck by those words....

Harj nearly being serious

Think there are "1 or 2" overly obsessive geeks out there though........

The worst ones are *******, **** & *******.



Old 31 January 2001, 02:24 PM
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... well I've got no kids as yet, well at least that I know about or the CSA know about

But almost got a wife..
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DrEvil:
<B>But almost got a wife.. [/quote]

Have you told your girlfriend about the other woman who's going to become you wife????

Old 31 January 2001, 02:43 PM
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Unhappy

I've got wife, kids & Scooby

Mind you I've got no furniture or carpets & the wife's a bit friendly with the milkman
Old 31 January 2001, 02:48 PM
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Married - Yep!
Kids - Yep! - another one due today
Work in IT - Yep!
Number 3 haircut. - Yep! (I've seen the piccies - you all have no.3 haircuts as well. I'm not sure if its an IT thing or a scooby thing)
Looks like Adrian Mole? - I don't fink so... Maybe I should leave now. I don't fit the perfect profile.

p.s. obsessive - absolutely. Whats the problem
Old 31 January 2001, 03:41 PM
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Harj

Married - Yes
Kids - 1 here two on the way
IT Contractor - yes - Geek - No
Haircut - Shorter than No 1 ( i.e. No Blade )
Drive my own P1 ( Third Scooby Owned ) - Do you still have your Scoob or do you just pose in other peoples cars ( and not that well either )

IT = Boring - True ( But not as boring as Accountancy )



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Old 31 January 2001, 03:59 PM
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Married (twice)
Kids (2 + 2)
Work in IT (salaried)
Haircut - as INFREQUENTLY as possible - long and grey
UK MY00 DBM bog standard (for now)- apart from intercooler splitter in scoop)

JD

True ex hippy and old git
Old 31 January 2001, 04:06 PM
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Blimey Alex - that came out of nowhere - nearly a wife eh ? We'll have to ask her on Saturday !

My wife thinks we are all a bunch of sad barstewards - so does my office....

Married - yep
Kids - twins
IT - no thanks...Oil


Old 31 January 2001, 04:16 PM
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Married - recently

Kids - yup, a ten year old and I'm only 33

No short hair and 15+ stone from going to the gym four times a week. (that's why my car is always dirty).
Old 31 January 2001, 04:22 PM
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Harj
Married - Divorced

Kids - none that i am aware of

Job - Live event and video producer/director (that's what it says on my Job Description)

Haircut - By my ex-brother in laws girlfriend

Drives - a UK spec Scoob - few tasteful mods

Looks - Georgeous, could do with loosing one or two pounds maybe!

Personality - **** and obsessive apparently

Must go now it is time to go over my wheels with a toothbrush, haven't done them since....this morning


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Old 31 January 2001, 04:56 PM
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To CraigSAS (you know what it means)

Grey, Sti, **** all in one sentance they must be referring to you and your car mate, mind you they should have said anus not ****.

Old 31 January 2001, 07:21 PM
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I think Chins has a point, I have been to a couple of meets and I must say there is a hell of a lot boring people that own imprezas. They are more interested in standing about talking rubbish about how fabby there scooby is rather than getting in and driving the bloody thing.
Get a life!



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