jiffthejiffmanjaffa

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How do,

I'm off next week for a mates stag do. We going to Wales for an adveture weekend, doing all sorts of things, paint balling, quad biking, white water rafting and so on...

The evernings of course will be set aside for total alcohol abuse.

This time is when we'll be paying games with the the Stag . Me and the best man are trying to come up with some real nasties.

Shaving his body, putting chilli in his pants ans drawing bigs dicks on his body in permant pen just seem so.....so....boring....We need some new ideas.

Any help????

M444GY

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deap heat smeared on the scrotalia and corn hole while tied to a lamp post always works well .


or jars of treacle and duck feather pillows is funny

jiffthejiffmanjaffa

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I like it, keep them coming.

jiffthejiffmanjaffa

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I've just bought the stag a borat Mankini, ha ha ha

jiffthejiffmanjaffa

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I just found this on the net

A guy at a mates work just came back from a 4 day Stag do.

Basically they rented a midget for the 4 days and handcuffed him to the stag.

They painted the midget blue and dressed him like a smurf and the poor guy had to be handcuffed 24 hours a day for 4 days to the stag.

The guys on the stag paid for all the midgets food and drink and paid for his flight etc (cost around £850 if you wanted to do the same) but the guy had to do everything with the stag......eat, drink, swim, sleep, wee etc etc



this has got to be the funniest stag prank i have ever seen.....please can i just say that no midgets were harmed during the weekend.

jiffthejiffmanjaffa

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In Sweden it is a bit of a custom for the groom to be kidnapped and whisked off somewhere for his stag night, which usually lasts all day and all night rather than the typical British stag night where you all arrange it beforehand go out get drunk and hire a stripper.

The Swedes do it different. The groom has no idea until he gets nabbed. He might be dressed up in something crazy... and go do something funny...and then the fun starts!

This particular guy is a keen sailor and when he was kidnapped for his stag night they pasted a false "skippers-beard" on him and put him at the helm of a 60-foot yacht and let him be skipper for the day...

Much beer and fine food was consumed. But nothing... nasty happened to him at all...

In the evening when they got back on land and were getting cleaned up for the night club... they all had a sauna as is customary in Sweden....

Imagine the groom’s horror when he walked into the sauna where his naked buddies were waiting for him and then to notice that best mate number one had no pubic hair ...



Neither did friend two ...

Nor three ...

Or four...

Now where did that false beard hair come from??? Ha Ha Ha Ha

jiffthejiffmanjaffa

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I now have a blow up sheep. Thought that would go donw well, especially as we're in Wales. Not that I'm mean anytihg by that ha ha ha

jiffthejiffmanjaffa

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I've now got a set of permanent marker pens, superglue (and remove to be safe) a set of handcuffs, and ball and chain.

But still we're missing the big prank.

Help me out guys?

jiffthejiffmanjaffa

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Dare I??? A home nipple piecing kit??

AJF

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drag queen for a stripper and pay him/her for a little exrta then get him/her back for the rest of the strip normal goes down well until that point
was at a stag do years ago when groom had it done to him we ended up holding him down until the stripper had gone

M444GY

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glue his ********* to his chest when hes sleeping and then glue the remover to his back where he cant get it . im sure that would **** him right off

scatty

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you must remember wot goes around comes around....and it will be your stag do eventually....if its not , the go for hell fire.......

what would scooby do

If you are going paintballing then you need to play "hunt the stag" - speak to your paintball instructors..

basically the whole paintball team has to chase and shoot the stag, normally after a 30 second get-away countdown.. only change is that there's no count-down

RJM25R

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Just done the borat mankini thing in Benidorm. We also dressed him as a pirate (including parrot stitched into waistcoAT!), bob the builder (incl hi-viz vest/steel toecaps and hard hat MAN THAT MUST HAVE BEEN HOT!) and an inflatable sumo suit, plus we all dressed as 118 118 one night.

What we did was set him a series of challenges. If he failed any, he had to drink a shot. Use your imagination!!!!!

We had 4 days away for £240 each half board (2 to a room) and the beer was so cheap only spent £260 while I was there!!!!!!

Cocker

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if your goin somewhere hot make hime take viagra so all day round the pool/beach he can be shown in all glory

jiffthejiffmanjaffa

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Its all about Viagra so far. What with you guys???

Where do you get viagra from anyway? I ask as I've never needed it

GazTheHat

Class!


They do the same in Finland, with the kidnapping. I still (vaguely) remember it. The guy was given no money, just clues, dumped in the city. He had to bike from one end of town to the other (read 15 miles!!), work in a restaurant cleaning dishes, all kinds of things, while we all drank and waited for him.

M444GY

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shave his head and eyebrows off and superglue them to his **** lol

M444GY

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his hair i mean lol

jiffthejiffmanjaffa

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A little extream, and we've all agreed the face is off limits. Everywhere else is fair game.

hux309

Clingfilm him naked to a lampost works pretty well.

D Noble

went to a do of a mates years ago, got him home absolutely out of his skull, he was renovating the new marital home and while pouring him into bed i noticed boxes of polyfilla !! so we plastered up his crack!! he is as hairy as a gorrilla so hurt like hell the next day trying to get it off!!

give it a go it is funny as f**k when you are drunk, not so funny when bride doesnt speak to you again......

regards
dave

Gordo

if you get him pissed enough, push a hard boiled egg up his **** - de-shelled, naturally - a bit of washing up liquid helps get it in apparently. very funny when he's desperate for a crap when he wakes up and lays an egg

jiffthejiffmanjaffa

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Now that is funny.

stoneface

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Try this

jiffthejiffmanjaffa

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Ha Ha Ha Ha, there are limits

Suresh

Am I the only one who is slightly disturbed by all the ****, ball and **** play that appears to go on between 'mates' here . Its never right to mess with another guys bits no matter what you learned on that rugby tour

jiffthejiffmanjaffa

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How unfair!!!! My friend has shaved every hair off his body in antipation of his stag do.

It wasn't as if we were gonna wax all his hair off, more than likely we gonna do half the job so it looked weird and force him to do the rest.

vindaloo

Just have to dye his entire body orange then. Use the dye marker stuff they put in money bags.

Then the wedding gift can be about 150 cans of tango

J.

mrtheedge2u2

do the usual...... spike his drink, lay him out in the sun with the word 'C*NT' sunblocked on his forehead.... you know the result.