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Old 01 April 2008, 10:04 AM
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Default 100RON Super Unleaded Petrol @ 65p a Litre

With the price of fuel rising almost every day , you`ll welcome the chance to purchase your petrol online from Petrol Direct - the UK`s leading supplier of all varieties of petrol and diesel. As it sources its fuels in other countries that have a much lower tax than Britain , you can be sure of making a huge saving. For us Subaru owners 100 RON Super Unleaded can be purchased @ just 65p a litre. So all you moaning minnies who continually winge on about petrol prices sign up now and purchase your fuel here :


Petrol Direct - petroldirect.com
Old 01 April 2008, 10:15 AM
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Try it, and let us know how you get on. A couple of liters by post will give you an idea !

Maybe they'll send it in a Jiffy bag, along with a bill for the import duty and VAT due in this country................


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Old 01 April 2008, 10:18 AM
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LOL

The country with the lowest petrol tax rate I have come across is Luxembourg and they do not have 100ron petrol.
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Specialist Fuels from Petrol Direct

Old 01 April 2008, 10:32 AM
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Yep its the 1st of april alright!!!!!!

clever one though, website and all!!!!

well done fella
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can anyone map for antimatter?
Old 01 April 2008, 11:08 AM
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How About a re-mapp for kryptonite, mite keep the superman in their M3's away as well
Old 01 April 2008, 11:42 AM
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or is that the super-reps??
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Ultra Low Cost Value Unleaded (50 RON)
Especially popular with Rover Metro and Nissan Micra drivers, our 50 RON ULCVU fuel is made from refinery leftovers. This is a very inexpensive fuel indeed as it is actually classified as industrial waste rather than fuel.



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Thats quality...click the order now link, one of the options (amongst other funny stuff) were Vin diesel
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special diesel for men in white vins
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White diesel, Red diesel, RAINBOW Diesel!
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Originally Posted by jd5217

WOW, just placed an order for 100litres of super

























































..................... and some anti-matter
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Just in case you are an American, or possibly drive a car made by Suzuki (except for the new snazzy new Swift), we will spell the purpose of Petrol Direct out to you in simple terms. This is a spoof. A parody. We do not sell petrol or any other fuels, and certainly not plutonium or antimatter. Sorry. This site is strictly for laughs only.
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