SIGNS THAT YOU LOVE YOUR CAR A BIT TO MUCH..
21 August 2007, 02:24 PM
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SIGNS THAT YOU LOVE YOUR CAR A BIT TO MUCH..
Bored in work as usual... Thought it would be good to start a list of things people do that non car enthusiasts find either ott or will never understand
I'll start..
1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2.
I'll start..
1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2.
21 August 2007, 02:51 PM
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Bored in work as usual... Thought it would be good to start a list of things people do that non car enthusiasts find either ott or will never understand
I'll start..
1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutly no reason!
3.
I'll start..
1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutly no reason!
3.
21 August 2007, 02:55 PM
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutly no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
2. Go for a drive for absolutly no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
21 August 2007, 03:01 PM
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutly no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
2. Go for a drive for absolutly no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
21 August 2007, 03:10 PM
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutly no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
2. Go for a drive for absolutly no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
21 August 2007, 03:28 PM
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutly no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
2. Go for a drive for absolutly no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
21 August 2007, 03:39 PM
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ME or the car .........
1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutly no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
2. Go for a drive for absolutly no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
21 August 2007, 04:08 PM
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me
)
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me
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21 August 2007, 04:16 PM
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
21 August 2007, 05:24 PM
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
21 August 2007, 05:38 PM
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
21 August 2007, 05:45 PM
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
23 August 2007, 12:49 AM
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What about if you do all of the above 
1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
23 August 2007, 08:32 AM
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
18. Scream at your kids if they try and get something out of the garage before you have chance to back your car out.
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
18. Scream at your kids if they try and get something out of the garage before you have chance to back your car out.
23 August 2007, 09:13 AM
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
18. Scream at your kids if they try and get something out of the garage before you have chance to back your car out.
19. Forbid the consumption of any food/drink in the car incase there is a spillage.
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
18. Scream at your kids if they try and get something out of the garage before you have chance to back your car out.
19. Forbid the consumption of any food/drink in the car incase there is a spillage.
23 August 2007, 10:15 AM
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
18. Scream at your kids if they try and get something out of the garage before you have chance to back your car out.
19. Forbid the consumption of any food/drink in the car incase there is a spillage.
20. You have a picture of it on your computer's desktop.
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
18. Scream at your kids if they try and get something out of the garage before you have chance to back your car out.
19. Forbid the consumption of any food/drink in the car incase there is a spillage.
20. You have a picture of it on your computer's desktop.
23 August 2007, 11:11 AM
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
18. Scream at your kids if they try and get something out of the garage before you have chance to back your car out.
19. Forbid the consumption of any food/drink in the car incase there is a spillage.
20. You have a picture of it on your computer's desktop.
21. When you roll down the window in a tunnel
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
18. Scream at your kids if they try and get something out of the garage before you have chance to back your car out.
19. Forbid the consumption of any food/drink in the car incase there is a spillage.
20. You have a picture of it on your computer's desktop.
21. When you roll down the window in a tunnel
23 August 2007, 11:18 AM
#23
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
18. Scream at your kids if they try and get something out of the garage before you have chance to back your car out.
19. Forbid the consumption of any food/drink in the car incase there is a spillage.
20. You have a picture of it on your computer's desktop.
21. When you roll down the window in a tunnel
22. Washing the car in the rain and snow ffs!!!
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
18. Scream at your kids if they try and get something out of the garage before you have chance to back your car out.
19. Forbid the consumption of any food/drink in the car incase there is a spillage.
20. You have a picture of it on your computer's desktop.
21. When you roll down the window in a tunnel
22. Washing the car in the rain and snow ffs!!!
23 August 2007, 11:35 AM
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
18. Scream at your kids if they try and get something out of the garage before you have chance to back your car out.
19. Forbid the consumption of any food/drink in the car incase there is a spillage.
20. You have a picture of it on your computer's desktop.
21. When you roll down the window in a tunnel
22. Washing the car in the rain and snow ffs!!!
23. When you debate whether to give your dog that major operation to save his life, or buy those new wheels!
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
18. Scream at your kids if they try and get something out of the garage before you have chance to back your car out.
19. Forbid the consumption of any food/drink in the car incase there is a spillage.
20. You have a picture of it on your computer's desktop.
21. When you roll down the window in a tunnel
22. Washing the car in the rain and snow ffs!!!
23. When you debate whether to give your dog that major operation to save his life, or buy those new wheels!
23 August 2007, 11:42 AM
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
18. Scream at your kids if they try and get something out of the garage before you have chance to back your car out.
19. Forbid the consumption of any food/drink in the car incase there is a spillage.
20. You have a picture of it on your computer's desktop.
21. When you roll down the window in a tunnel
22. Washing the car in the rain and snow ffs!!!
23. When you debate whether to give your dog that major operation to save his life, or buy those new wheels!
24. After cleaning your car putting the AC on instead of winding down the windows incase the water gone inside the door smears the windows (or is this just me!?)
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
18. Scream at your kids if they try and get something out of the garage before you have chance to back your car out.
19. Forbid the consumption of any food/drink in the car incase there is a spillage.
20. You have a picture of it on your computer's desktop.
21. When you roll down the window in a tunnel
22. Washing the car in the rain and snow ffs!!!
23. When you debate whether to give your dog that major operation to save his life, or buy those new wheels!
24. After cleaning your car putting the AC on instead of winding down the windows incase the water gone inside the door smears the windows (or is this just me!?)
23 August 2007, 11:51 AM
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
18. Scream at your kids if they try and get something out of the garage before you have chance to back your car out.
19. Forbid the consumption of any food/drink in the car incase there is a spillage.
20. You have a picture of it on your computer's desktop.
21. When you roll down the window in a tunnel
22. Washing the car in the rain and snow ffs!!!
23. When you debate whether to give your dog that major operation to save his life, or buy those new wheels!
24. After cleaning your car putting the AC on instead of winding down the windows incase the water gone inside the door smears the windows (or is this just me!?)
25. not wonting to put takeaway food in your car so it does not stink it out.
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
18. Scream at your kids if they try and get something out of the garage before you have chance to back your car out.
19. Forbid the consumption of any food/drink in the car incase there is a spillage.
20. You have a picture of it on your computer's desktop.
21. When you roll down the window in a tunnel
22. Washing the car in the rain and snow ffs!!!
23. When you debate whether to give your dog that major operation to save his life, or buy those new wheels!
24. After cleaning your car putting the AC on instead of winding down the windows incase the water gone inside the door smears the windows (or is this just me!?)
25. not wonting to put takeaway food in your car so it does not stink it out.
23 August 2007, 11:54 AM
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1. Drive around and around a car park until you can find an end space to avoid door dings
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
18. Scream at your kids if they try and get something out of the garage before you have chance to back your car out.
19. Forbid the consumption of any food/drink in the car incase there is a spillage.
20. You have a picture of it on your computer's desktop.
21. When you roll down the window in a tunnel
22. Washing the car in the rain and snow ffs!!!
23. When you debate whether to give your dog that major operation to save his life, or buy those new wheels!
24. After cleaning your car putting the AC on instead of winding down the windows incase the water gone inside the door smears the windows (or is this just me!?)
25. not wonting to put takeaway food in your car so it does not stink it out.
26. Shout nooooooo, when you see a gritting lorry ahead!
2. Go for a drive for absolutely no reason!
3. Take the wheels off to clean the back of them
4. have your chassis number tattooed on your wrist
5. Glance back at the car as you're walking away from it
6. Register, and post, on an Internet forum about it
7.When wife says me or the car and you get divoced i choose the car any day
8. Clean the inside of the engine
9. Clean all the carbon out of the backbox as far as the eye can see (or is that just me )
10. You find yourslf constantly talking to your car.
11. When you drive or stop next to shop windows and stare at yourself and your car
12. In the event of a house fire you find yourself moving the car to a safe distance before going back for the dog ...
13. Returning to your car and relieved that it's still how you left it
14. Driving out of the way to find a Shell garage to fill up with v-power and doing anything to avoid putting in the cheap fuel
15. Go out to the car park at lunchtime to check if a birds crapped on the car so you can clean it off
16. Keeping a photo in your wallet (not that i do of course!)
17. Dont drive it if it's anything but Sunny
18. Scream at your kids if they try and get something out of the garage before you have chance to back your car out.
19. Forbid the consumption of any food/drink in the car incase there is a spillage.
20. You have a picture of it on your computer's desktop.
21. When you roll down the window in a tunnel
22. Washing the car in the rain and snow ffs!!!
23. When you debate whether to give your dog that major operation to save his life, or buy those new wheels!
24. After cleaning your car putting the AC on instead of winding down the windows incase the water gone inside the door smears the windows (or is this just me!?)
25. not wonting to put takeaway food in your car so it does not stink it out.
26. Shout nooooooo, when you see a gritting lorry ahead!
