Last night on my way home from work I stopped at a BP for some petrol. I use the same garage twice a week.
However, last night a beautiful young blonde maiden came up to me and said "nice car mate, suits you". FYI: I drive a Blue MY01 5dr with morettes - I'd just had it cleaned and it did look good under the garage lights on a foggy romantic night like last night!

I am happily married but I replied "thanks, do you know what it is", she replied with a dead serious grin "it's a Ford isn't it"!!!!!

At this stage I couldn't help but laugh at her and she got a little upset with me. I had to explain that I would never drive a Ford and that it was a make called a scooby - she said that she'd never heard of one of those. She was then thoroughly unimpressed with me after this.

Still, makes me laugh. I'm not poking fun at blondes at all, indeed my wife is a very intelligent example of one, I just found the whole thing so strange that I wondered whether someone on here was having a laugh at one stage!!
This is my second scoob and I've never known it to impress the ladies before!

Paul

 

shame it was only the car that impressed her

 

When I went to have a look at a house I took the estate agent with me in my scoob - she was about 50, but as we stepped out of the office, she says "Oh wow - a scoob... Never been in one of these before... Bet it's really fast... Is it the turbo or just the straight 2 litre?.. Husband'll be really jealous when I tell him!!"

 

If I was outside some Horrid Chip shop on a Friday night.And some young(17-19) Slapper wanted to chat me up "for A quick ride" in my Subaru,And bring along her mate "Sonia". I would be well unhappy

Leave us Subaru owners alone you Munters!!!

 

I have the use of a V12 Etype whenever I want, apaprt from feeling like Austin Powers you do get loads of attention.

 

haha - you sure it wasn't meant as an insult (without the morettes they're not the most visually stunning motor around are they?). only kidding. you should have offered her a test drive.

Gordo

 

i met a girl sort of through my car a few years ago.

ooh thats a cossie isnt it? she knew all the perfrmance specs (lol). She was VERY attractive in a porno star sort of way. Blonde hair, big t1ts, rude looking.

Also a completer slapper . I went out for a drink with her and ended up bonking (very badly) in her house while her b/friend was outside shouting her and knocking on the door.

 

which chippy was that again !!!!!

 

This blonde owns and drives a scoob

 

Do you eat chips Michelle ???

 

You people are sick , BTW any women out there ever conceived in a scooby? If not .....

 

Nice young thing at my local KFC,whilst hanging them out the serving hatch says "What a gorgeous car" Always get a large portion now when she is on.Ho,Hum aint life grand?

 

LOL@ the comments made

 

Hey Flat Eric! why dont you offer her a large portion of pork sword and see how she likes that! or i it flat eric for a reason? LOL

 

CC i cant believe you admitted bonking some bird badly on the net!
honesty doesnt always pay ya know!

 

I did have a young girl fall upon my bonnet and refuse to move as it was "comfortable" at the time - I offered her a pillow (just happened to have one - no not for any good reason, I need it to support the monitor I was lugging to someone's house), this seemed to make it worse though.

Eventually got her off by telling she could have a lift home and when she went to get her mates - I scampered away quickly.

There are always women looking / remarking at the car though, get it all the time - and rightly so, it's a scoob!!!

 

LEE P its flat as in flat out most of the time.Same as my driving.
She only likes my nuggets.Says they taste a bit like chicken.

 

When she said "it suits you" I hope she wasn't implying that you looked like a bug eyed frog!

ONLY JOKING MATE!

 

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