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Old 30 January 2007, 02:49 PM
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Edited due to you lot being a bunch of tossers!

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Old 30 January 2007, 03:03 PM
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Old 30 January 2007, 03:05 PM
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Old 30 January 2007, 03:27 PM
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No, stealing higher powered cars to use as getaway vehicles.. whatever will they think of next !

I think you'll find this has been happening all around this country, and probably most other countries, since the 60's when a rover V8 or a Jag was 'the' car. You are just as likely to get ur transit van nicked tho, so if you own a subaru and a transit then start panicking.
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Originally Posted by funkyspider
No, stealing higher powered cars to use as getaway vehicles.. whatever will they think of next !

I think you'll find this has been happening all around this country, and probably most other countries, since the 60's when a rover V8 or a Jag was 'the' car. You are just as likely to get ur transit van nicked tho, so if you own a subaru and a transit then start panicking.
For Gods sake! Has this forum got anyone on it with an IQ over 10!!

I'm a policeman trying to give you bloody heathans some information that might help you keep your bloody car!!

It's currently happening in the areas iv'e mentioned now!!! As in one job last night and several others a few days ago!!!!!!!!!

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Old 30 January 2007, 03:47 PM
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If I lived in that area, the information provided wouldn't help stop my car from being nicked.
Oh, and I have a great IQ...
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Old 30 January 2007, 03:54 PM
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..if they want the car they'll get it.

How about finding where they are and arresting them? Rather than telling us that someone might be after stealing our car like its our fault. Of course - they'd just get a slap on the back of the hand rather than having their hands cut off and their legs broken.
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Well why don't you post in a style which would be becoming of a policeman attempting to give us some information.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <-- do we really need this many

"A team of turds"... "Thieving Turds!"

Not very professional are you.
Can I have your badge number please.
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I don't know about you simpletons, but i would rather know than not.
Mine is usually left on the drive, but for the next few months will be in my garage.
Prevention is better than detection.

Detection doesn't always get your pride and joy back when you have spent loads of money getting it the way you want it, for an insurance company to pay you back half it's value.

They are driving around looking for scoobys, if you can't see it you don't know it's there.

There iv'e made it simple, just like some of you
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Originally Posted by funkyspider
Well why don't you post in a style which would be becoming of a policeman attempting to give us some information.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <-- do we really need this many

"A team of turds"... "Thieving Turds!"

Not very professional are you.
Can I have your badge number please.
The information is called "Crime Prevention" and available to anyone, even you.....

"Can i have your badge number"

That's what the teenagers say to us. Do you drive a Saxo?
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I have driven a saxo in my life yes, You appear to be showing a prejudice against saxo drivers now. Not exactly a shining example to the force are you.

I'm not surprised ppl ask you for your badge number on a regular basis
Old 30 January 2007, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by J_sca001
I don't know about you simpletons, but i would rather know than not.


There iv'e made it simple, just like some of you
bit impatient for a policeman aren't you.

I'd hate to commit a crime in front of you
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I knew it! Just kids!

I'm Professional when i need to be. It's called adapting yourself to a situation to achieve the best possible solution!

I can communicate on all levels, even with teenagers!

I don't need to justify myself to you, especially predjudice children like you
Old 30 January 2007, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by J_sca001
I knew it! Just kids!

I'm Professional when i need to be. It's called adapting yourself to a situation to achieve the best possible solution!

I can communicate on all levels, even with teenagers!

I don't need to justify myself to you, especially predjudice children like you
it seems you can communicate with all but the 'sub-level' which is us on SN

....badge #.....
Old 30 January 2007, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by J_sca001
I knew it! Just kids!

I'm Professional when i need to be. It's called adapting yourself to a situation to achieve the best possible solution!
or concocting a reply that gets me out of the hole I've dug for myself; ”no Gov, he tripped and fell down the stairs

Sort your grammar out and try reading your posts before submitting them. That should help to back up your claims that you have the ability to adapt to communicating with adults...those with more than a rudimentary grasp of the English language anyway

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Old 30 January 2007, 04:31 PM
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Not all.

Just some............
Old 30 January 2007, 04:38 PM
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or concocting a reply that gets me out of the hole I've dug for myself; ”no Gov, he tripped and fell down the stairs

Sort your grammar out and try reading your posts before submitting them. That should help to back up your claims that you have the ability to adapt to communicating with adults with more than a rudimentary grasp of the English language
The only hole around here seems to be between your ear holes


like i said i don't need to justify myself to predjudice children.

And i would hope your spelling and grammer is better than mine, you only left school a year or two ago...........
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Originally Posted by J_sca001
I knew it! Just kids!

I'm Professional when i need to be. It's called adapting yourself to a situation to achieve the best possible solution!

I can communicate on all levels, even with teenagers!

I don't need to justify myself to you, especially predjudice children like you
youve gona and got yourself into a situation u cant adapt out of now, oh and a typical police officer the badge has gone and got to your head with an attitude, so whos the kid now, look back at your posts and find out.

oh and thanks for the info

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Old 30 January 2007, 04:42 PM
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If you truly are a policeman, and reading your post, I doubt it, then your condescending attitude will get you no-where in life. Judging a book by its cover is one thing, judging people by what they post on an internet forum is another. A few pointers for you:
They're not "thieving scum" they're "misguided people"
Saxo drivers are not all young people.
Not everyone on scoobynet is a child.
Hiding your car in your garage for a short period of time, will not stop it getting nicked if someone wants it.
Putting it in your garage ALL the time is a better course of action (I think that one is in your own Police guidance)
By your own admission, you know of several jobs a few days ago of a similar nature to the one you're reporting now, why didn't you warn us all then?

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Originally Posted by wrxcraig
youve gona and got yourself into a situation u cant adapt out of now, oh and a typical police officer the badge has gone and got to your head with an attitude, so whos the kid now, look back at your posts and find out.

oh and thanks for the info
Nope, sorry to disappoint you. Just a job to me

Why are you so serious? Just abit of fun with the kids. Join in the "Morning Muppets" thread tomorrow and lighten up!

Nice Scooby, you keep them gates locked!

Got to go now, Speak tomorrow. Leave you kids out there to your chicken dippers and beans..........
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Originally Posted by cw42
If you truly are a policeman, and reading your post, I doubt it, then your condescending attitude will get you no-where in life. Judging a book by its cover is one thing, judging people by what they post on an internet forum is another. A few pointers for you:
They're not "thieving scum" they're "misguided people"
Saxo drivers are not all young people.
Not everyone on scoobynet is a child.
Hiding your car in your garage for a short period of time, will not stop it getting nicked if someone wants it.
Putting it in your garage ALL the time is a better course of action (I think that one is in your own Police guidance)
By your own admission, you know of several jobs a few days ago of a similar nature to the one you're reporting now, why didn't you warn us all then?

Just a quick reply before i go.

1. Lighten up, your give yourselves a heart attack!

2. I don't work the area i live, heard the info today from a college that works around said area.

3. Very nice Scooby you have!
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Originally Posted by J_sca001
The only hole around here seems to be between your ear holes


like i said i don't need to justify myself to predjudice children.

And i would hope your spelling and grammer is better than mine, you only left school a year or two ago...........
34 and still learning something new every day...are you a 'Special' Constable

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LOL - If he's a copper, I've rattled Shilpa up the Shilpa

If this strange, slightly aggressive simpleton who often types like a stroppy teenager is anything more than a adolescent keyboard warrior I will be flabbergasted, yes, flabbergasted...

PS. You don't get a Brucey bonus for putting as many smilies as possible on your posts... You're still a plonka etc, etc etc....
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Originally Posted by J_sca001
Thieving Turds!


Has Mr Hankey fallen on bad times or something?

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Originally Posted by funkyspider
Well why don't you post in a style which would be becoming of a policeman attempting to give us some information.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <-- do we really need this many

"A team of turds"... "Thieving Turds!"

Not very professional are you.
Can I have your badge number please.
Badge number? What badge is that then? Youve been watching too much 'Kojak' sunshine.

A Police officer has a 'collar number', which may be referred to as a 'shoulder number' by some forces/constabularies.
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Originally Posted by J_sca001
...I'm Professional when i need to be...
Actually Jamie, you're a professional, not a Professional (unless you have a perm and drive a silver 1977 Ford Capri 3.0S).


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Badge number? What badge is that then? Youve been watching too much 'Kojak' sunshine..

Tut - I must have been thinking of a taxi driver. He seemed to know what I meant though. I would have expected to be immediately corrected by the 'policeman' at the scene, but unfortunately he was busy digging a deeper hole.

I don't often feel the need get involved in 'troll' posting, I'm generally a helpful soul, but there was something about him, must have been the caps and all the '!!!!!!!!!!'s

Edited: Ooooo look
Contacting The Police

"If you know the officers full name and/or badge number tell the switchboard operator..."

Who loves ya baby

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Originally Posted by GC8
Badge number? What badge is that then? Youve been watching too much 'Kojak' sunshine.

A Police officer has a 'collar number', which may be referred to as a 'shoulder number' by some forces/constabularies.

every day is a school day

thanks for the lesson

I'm sure he knew what he meant, I know I did


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