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Just had a thought (thats unusual)

What about having scoobynet awards

Could have catagories for:-
Best exhaust (obvious winner)
Best tyres
Best wheels
Best car (fireworks time)
Best insurance
Best web site
etc. etc.

All we need is some nominations and some voting buttons, this should be well within the capabilities of illustrious webmaster.

(mmm just think of that advertizing lolly mister webmaster)

Paul Wilson

Can we have fastest recorded speed when towing?

Shark

How about best dealer?

AllanB

Sort my clutch out and you'll get my vote David.

Awards sound like a good idea.


AllanB

Tal

Best Zorst - Full Scooby sport
Best Tyres - 215-40-17 S-02
Best Wheel - 17" Gold OZ Super t
Best car - (Apart from mine) Scooby sport RA
Best Insurance ??? (RUM?)
Best Website -

Craig H

Best exhaust - BPM twister - like nothing else

Best tyre - Toyo, for alround ability.......

Best car - mine - 2.2 is the ONLY way

Best Colour - Cool grey of course

Best wheels - speedline GT1s - in grey...........

Best insurance

Best website - scoobynet? maybe......

Best tuning products..........BPM

Craig H

Best dealer

Lavender Hill.............

Best tuning products....BPM

Have I said that?

Shark

Allan I will I promise

Craig - it's still going I take it

David

Shark

Opps - almost forgot

Best lager?



David

RonaldoH

Best car hire firm?

harj

Tal,

Do you work for Scoobysport?

AllanB

Tal with you on the OZ's and Kylie (hubba hubba)
Best Wax = Wax Wizard

Best booze = Jack Daniels
Best Cigs = Embassy No 1

AllanB

pslewis

I've got the best wheels cos they AINT GOLD !!!!

Pete

blubs

Oh God, who invited you again!!!

Best Booze: yes
Best Tyre: Toyo


What about the best after booze session lardy food?

Large Shish kebab and chips gets my vote. (Unless I'm going to have my supper when I get home then I won't bother with the chips).

Stef

WRX.
Why is the winner of 'best exhaust' obvious?

Stef.

Scott J Davies

Ok Check Dis:

Best exhaust: I've only tried the monty SS.
Best tyres: SO2's, so far
Best wheels: SR 500 Anthracite HhhhhMmmmmmmm
Best car:

Mungo

Best body shape: wagon

Mossman

Stef,

Possibly he means the most popular exhaust!?

Cheers,

Jon

PS Did you bump into Sarah and Phil from Hull at the 'ring!?? they said they bumped into you! See you on Sunday!

Stef

Jon.
Most popular isn't necassarily the best though is it?
And yes, I very briefly met two people at The Ring who knew you. They didn't hang around long enough to chat though unfortunately.

Stef.

Snake

Totally disagree Mungo.

Best Body Shape. Seven of Nine.

Snake.

Rum*

Best Drink: Rum

Milky

Best Exhaust - Full Scooby sport
Best Tyres - Toyo T1-S Proxies(alround price, performance e.t.c.)
Best Wheel - 17" Gold OZ SuperT's
Best Car - 22B (any with decent clutch !!)
Best Colour - Sonic blue
Best Insurance - Barclays
Best Website -

Shark

ROTFLMAO at that one Milky

David

wrx.co.uk

Kylie gets my vote too.

Stef the best exhaust is .....

**** lost connection again.

blubs

...oh yeah, and the best silly joke, (while we're on the subject);

A man dies and because he has sinned, he goes to hell. After a couple of months he is desperate to get out so he seeks to do a deal with the devil. The devil states that there is only one way to get 'out' and that the man must be really desperate to want to do it.
The man agrees and the devil says;
"You must make love to that woman over there"

The man looks and immediately, his gorge rises. The woman in question is 30 stone and he can smell her from thirty paces away. She has huge pus filled scabs all over her face and has no hair, just small lice running around on her head. She is the ugliest monstrosity he has ever laid his eyes on.
However, he is so desperate to get out he agrees and starts to do the dreadful deed.
While he is 'at it', he looks over and sees Stef The Cossie Killer making love to the most beautiful blonde he has ever seen!!
It does not put him off and he completes the task and returns to the devil to be released.

The devil is about to show him the secret exit when his curiosity gets the better of him.
"Just hold on a minute. How come whilst making love to that pustule riddan harridon, I could see Stef The Cossie Killer making love to a gorgeous blonde?"

The devil replies;
"Well mate, some of the women want to get out of here aswell you know"

tizard99

V-nice 2 all the jokes, soon it won't just be stef the cossie killer but stef the ..... killer

Anyway only two votes I wanna vote for and that's best car:has to be any imported Scooby impreza (sorry, but the UK turbo one's are too slow as std.)

And best mechanic: Pete at ScoobySport.

Um, Joke time (as seems to be the sub-heading of this post)

"3 woman lost on a desert Island, and one finds a lamp.
On cleaning the lamp a Genie appears and says 'you have freed me and now I will free you, you may have one wish each'.

So the first one thinks for a minute and then asks to be transported into a big house in florida over looking the beach, surrounded by hunky men to look after her.

The genie says 'Done' And the 1st one disappeared.

The 2nd then thinks and says 'I'd like to be transported to Brad pitts house and him to wake up married to me' and the genie says 'Done' and the 2nd one disappears.

The 3rd one thinks and looks upset and the Genie enquires 'are you ok?' and the 3rd woman says 'I have no one to chat to can you bring back my friends'

And so the Genie............

Sorry ladys but you ain't seen my phone bill!

Trev.

Milky

Thought you all might like that one...

Darren.

Markus

How about:

* Dirtiest Car (the black beast should win this )
* Biggest Exhaust (maybe ditto for this )
* Worst Driver (I'll win this hands down!)

JohnPrescott

Blubs

Your Momma knows a Joke or ..........sorry I mean a trick or two, good girl

2Js

blubs

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...... .....................!!!!!!!!