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Old 11 July 2006, 03:50 PM
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A good security device for you car is to get some carpet runners (the wooden lengths with tacks on, that hold down carpet), attach some velcro on the back, and also apply the other side of the velcro on the inside of the door handles.
When leaving the car for prolonged periods of time (or permanently), simply place said carpet runner onto the inner door handle. If anyone comes along and tries to open the doors then they will be taken aback with the pricking sensation and will probably leave the car alone.
You can also smear it in dog dirt or another nasty substance so if anyone does try, they ***** their fingers and also have dog ****e//nasty substance in the cut as well. They will also instinctively put their fingers in their mouths!

Remember though that you have put said device in place before yourself attempting to open the door.
Old 11 July 2006, 03:54 PM
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I like it but this would probably lead to a sound bashing for the car and/or the police having you for harming the scum.
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Originally Posted by Rabid
I like it but this would probably lead to a sound bashing for the car and/or the police having you for harming the scum.
If the car is parked in your drive etc, then the load scream can usually be heard for a good few hundred metres, thus allowing you to get johnny baseball bat out and club the ******* before further damage can occur
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Are you 10?

Ok, ok - your nearly 11. Happy birthday when it comes

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Originally Posted by oobster
Are you 10?

Ok, ok - your nearly 11. Happy birthday when it comes

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<---me?

thank you thank you
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Wink You absolute tw*t!

Brilliant idea mate . . .

It looks like you're inline for the Nobel Peace Prize!

Once again - well done!
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Nice one!

If I leave my Bullmastiffs in the Scoob and, scum breaks in I can be had!

Sad world but, great post

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Put a clear warning on the car and you'll be fine
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Rather have the car robbed than f@ck about like a carpet fitter with a pooper scoop!
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when i first got mine it was a fresh import it had what i thought was alarm fob with two buttons "on" "off" but was told it didnt work well after playing around for a few days i found all the bits and wired the power wires back on and pressed on then pushed the car to see if the alarm went off but i got a bit of a shock to say the least it had put a electic current through the car and it fookin hurt i dont know where the old owner got it from or how it works it but it does it also has the added bonus of laughter as cats used to like to sit on my roof you should see them jump but the down side is you only have to touch it walking past ane you have a dead leg so cant really use it out side but great when locked in a garage
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Originally Posted by gotmashed
when i first got mine it was a fresh import it had what i thought was alarm fob with two buttons "on" "off" but was told it didnt work well after playing around for a few days i found all the bits and wired the power wires back on and pressed on then pushed the car to see if the alarm went off but i got a bit of a shock to say the least it had put a electic current through the car and it fookin hurt i dont know where the old owner got it from or how it works it but it does it also has the added bonus of laughter as cats used to like to sit on my roof you should see them jump but the down side is you only have to touch it walking past ane you have a dead leg so cant really use it out side but great when locked in a garage
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