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Old 11 July 2006, 01:23 PM
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IM GUTTED BIG TIME MANAGED TO SMASH OFF MY BONNET SCOPE ON MY CAR THIS MORNING I HIT A PIDGEON AT ABOUT 70mph i was crying when it happend . so far thats 1 rabbit 1 pidgeon killed by my scoobie .so i need a new scoop for my 93 wrx if any one has one pm me please
Old 11 July 2006, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by demonsurfer
IM GUTTED BIG TIME MANAGED TO SMASH OFF MY BONNET SCOPE ON MY CAR THIS MORNING I HIT A PIDGEON AT ABOUT
If you've got a scope, try one with more magnification as the one you have obviously doesnt enable you to shoot accurately. What sort of weapon do you have, rocket launcher or machine gun? Is it top mount or side mount?


sorry coudlnt resist
Old 11 July 2006, 03:12 PM
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Old 11 July 2006, 03:20 PM
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Why were you crying at the moment of impact?
Old 11 July 2006, 03:51 PM
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no afterwards as i see the scoop fly off and smash in to bits down the motorway
Old 11 July 2006, 03:54 PM
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pidgeon pie for tea anyone??
Old 11 July 2006, 03:54 PM
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sorry, really it isn't THAT funny

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Old 11 July 2006, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
...sorry coudlnt resist
Yea, rip the **** out of someone for mis-spelling a word, then do it yourself.

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Old 11 July 2006, 04:32 PM
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oobster you are a *****. Read the context before trying to give me an english lesson. It is a light hearted response. The thing is you're brain would have interpreted it as "couldnt" so who gives a ****.

BTW I was not ripping the ****, if I was I would have said I was. If demonsurfer was offended, then I am sure he would have edited his post.
Old 11 July 2006, 04:40 PM
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Calm down, calm down. It's only an internet forum.

Edit: And it's "your brain", not "You're".

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Old 11 July 2006, 05:27 PM
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I hit a pheasant once doing 120 on an German autobahn near to Didcot, whilst on my first ever test drive. We (very good bloke salesman at the old Pangbourne dealership - who had...er come to Germany with me for the test drive...) could see the fcker start running about 300 meters infront of us across a field towards the road, and we both just knew it would be bang in the middle of the road by the time we got there. Anyway - massive thud, total silence, broken by me saying "might need to get you a new bumper", more silence, broken by that nervous school boy type laughter when something bloody funny but unfortunte has just happened. Fortunately bumper was fine - just a bot of blood on it. Dealership called me the "Pheasant Man" ever since though....

What's the largest animal someone's run over with a scoob then?
Old 11 July 2006, 05:50 PM
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I once orphaned 6 ducklings by running over their mum, not on purpose obviously.

Mate of mine swerved on a country road to avoid a load of rabbits that ran out in front of him. He lost control, smashed through a wooden fence, and took out two sheep instead
Old 11 July 2006, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by stevencotton
I once orphaned 6 ducklings by running over their mum, not on purpose obviously.

Mate of mine swerved on a country road to avoid a load of rabbits that ran out in front of him. He lost control, smashed through a wooden fence, and took out two sheep instead
I know thats not funny but I did laugh - sorry!!
Old 11 July 2006, 05:58 PM
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i did this too my scooby sport while trying to avoid a largeish animal in my way outside the local steelworks. would rtather have had to buy a new bumper myself. (yes that is £1100 worth of new unpaid for speedline turini/toyo proxes wheel and tyres mashed up and mangled: no i want fully comp)






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Old 11 July 2006, 05:59 PM
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I have a 95 WRX scoop you could buy ?????????????
Let me know
Cheers
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no worries i find most things funny ive chilled and calmed down since this morning so jokes a way .plus its hard to offend me
Old 11 July 2006, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by KEVWRX95
I have a 95 WRX scoop you could buy ?????????????
Let me know
Cheers
Kev
how much
Old 11 July 2006, 09:21 PM
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Sorry to hear about your mishap this morning, hope you get it sorted soon.

Anthony
Old 11 July 2006, 09:32 PM
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nearly ran over the mother in law once

























(if the disclock hadn't of been on i'd of got her for sure)
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Originally Posted by tony95
nearly ran over the mother in law once






know what you mean


















(if the disclock hadn't of been on i'd of got her for sure)
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Originally Posted by oobster
Calm down, calm down. It's only an internet forum.

Edit: And it's "your brain", not "You're".
ok fair enough
Old 11 July 2006, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by demonsurfer
how much

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