IM GUTTED BIG TIME MANAGED TO SMASH OFF MY BONNET SCOPE ON MY CAR THIS MORNING I HIT A PIDGEON AT ABOUT 70mph i was crying when it happend . so far thats 1 rabbit 1 pidgeon killed by my scoobie .so i need a new scoop for my 93 wrx if any one has one pm me please

 

If you've got a scope, try one with more magnification as the one you have obviously doesnt enable you to shoot accurately. What sort of weapon do you have, rocket launcher or machine gun? Is it top mount or side mount?


sorry coudlnt resist

 

 

Why were you crying at the moment of impact?

 

no afterwards as i see the scoop fly off and smash in to bits down the motorway

 

pidgeon pie for tea anyone??

 

sorry, really it isn't THAT funny

 

Yea, rip the **** out of someone for mis-spelling a word, then do it yourself.

Class

 

oobster you are a *****. Read the context before trying to give me an english lesson. It is a light hearted response. The thing is you're brain would have interpreted it as "couldnt" so who gives a ****.

BTW I was not ripping the ****, if I was I would have said I was. If demonsurfer was offended, then I am sure he would have edited his post.

 

Calm down, calm down. It's only an internet forum.

Edit: And it's "your brain", not "You're".

 

I hit a pheasant once doing 120 on an German autobahn near to Didcot, whilst on my first ever test drive. We (very good bloke salesman at the old Pangbourne dealership - who had...er come to Germany with me for the test drive...) could see the fcker start running about 300 meters infront of us across a field towards the road, and we both just knew it would be bang in the middle of the road by the time we got there. Anyway - massive thud, total silence, broken by me saying "might need to get you a new bumper", more silence, broken by that nervous school boy type laughter when something bloody funny but unfortunte has just happened. Fortunately bumper was fine - just a bot of blood on it. Dealership called me the "Pheasant Man" ever since though....

What's the largest animal someone's run over with a scoob then?

 

I once orphaned 6 ducklings by running over their mum, not on purpose obviously.

Mate of mine swerved on a country road to avoid a load of rabbits that ran out in front of him. He lost control, smashed through a wooden fence, and took out two sheep instead

 

I know thats not funny but I did laugh - sorry!!

 

i did this too my scooby sport while trying to avoid a largeish animal in my way outside the local steelworks. would rtather have had to buy a new bumper myself. (yes that is £1100 worth of new unpaid for speedline turini/toyo proxes wheel and tyres mashed up and mangled: no i want fully comp)

 

I have a 95 WRX scoop you could buy ?????????????
Let me know
Cheers
Kev

 

no worries i find most things funny ive chilled and calmed down since this morning so jokes a way .plus its hard to offend me

 

how much

 

Sorry to hear about your mishap this morning, hope you get it sorted soon.

Anthony

 

nearly ran over the mother in law once

























(if the disclock hadn't of been on i'd of got her for sure)

 

 

ok fair enough

 

YHPM