willsy369

The family went to a safari park today, and was told we can go in our car at our own risk or use the bus. i choose the car! whats the worst that csan happen!

here are some pics of near disasters to the car, including a shetland pony trying to get in my side to drive, camels and a rhino!

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willsy

pslewis

PATHETIC!!!!

Where is the MONKEY damage??? THATS for the real men!!

Like the Giraffes **** though!!!

And the **** of a CrossFire ... they are **** cars aren't they??

Pete

willsy369

Mate I was flapping about the monkeys but they all jumped on the roof of the bus so I was safe there! Had a bear walk in front of me too but he didnt hang around too long. Got lots of Giraffe snot on the side where they stuck their heads in and wipped their noses on the car!

The crossfire was good to look at, but not really my cup of tea. My mate has the black one and it does look better!

willsy

JohnD

iTrader: (5)

Bonkers! Never take a decent car into one of those places! If you escape without some kind of damage, you've done well.
Like Pete says, monkeys jumping up and down on the bonnet and roof and trying to pinch wipers and door mirrors will make you regret you ever went near the place!
JohnD

willsy369

Its not a habbit i intend to repeat! I only took €60 with me thinking that would sufice for 2 adults and 2kids (one going free due to age) but it was €60 to go around in the car or €69 for the bus! damn it i didnt have enough so chanced it and survived...this time!

was real good fun though.

willsy

WRX300MAN

Some really cool pictures! . .The camels looked particularly perplexed by the scoop . . . . .Did they lean over to ask you questions . .

Bubba po

Our kid had a Bison decide to clean its horns on his bonnet. Luckily it was a D-reg Cav.

DarkStar66

Good to see that German camels have enough good taste to ignore a Crossfire and head straight for a proper car!

I don't think that pony wanted to get in your car, your daughter (I presume) was trying to steal it!

Out of interest, what safari park was it?

JohnD

iTrader: (5)

No - Just spit at you through the window!
JohnD

willsy369

Yes it was my daughter mate, she was on it a few moments before that pic! It was good the camels came to me but good job no damage was done! lol

the safari park was Serengeti Park, its near Fallingbostel, which isnt too far from Hannover airport in germany.

Willsy

DarkStar66

The reason I asked about the location is that I was born in Julich (between Koln and Aachen) and was wondering if it was nearby. That's a no then.

Trucker Ted

Great photos mate,they brought a smile to our faces ,by the look on your daughters face ,she would have been more than happy to take the pony home!

The Rig

iTrader: (13)

you rich crazy barstewerd !!

we went to one last month, in the missus old jallopy, the goats wrecked the car, scratched to hell, your very lucky, the african dogs tore the bumper bits off too !!!

no monkeys at that one tho, so got away with that, but still,wouldnt take my scoob there, fair do`s !!!!!

Miniman

iTrader: (2)

The family persuaded me to take the car into Longleat. The monkies made off with one of my windscreen washer jets! And the legendary Subaru parts prices were going through my head at that point.

Mind you there was a car a few behind mine where they had decided all the loose bits and half of the parts attached by welds needed to come off too.

I kindly indicated to the monkies on my car what fun their friends were having on the hapless Toyota. I made my way out of there as fast as the 5 mph limit would let me :-)

Make no mistake - it's fun until they target your car.

Tuts

Will never take the scoob in one!

I'd use the missus' mondeo. Last time we went to knowsley I had a company golf. We stop in the baboon enclosure and immediately get a couple of small baboons on the roof.

Turns out they were female because this big assed baboon, big assed like you wouldnt believe, powers over and lands on the bonnet with an almighty crash. This thing is huge, its bigger than my kid and all rippling muscle. He launches himself and lands in the middle of the roof where he then commences some 3-way activity.

By now everyone is staring and pointing so I start to drive off.

The b*stard things cling on tight as I zig zag trying to remove the pounding mass of monkey. He stops and there is roof popping as he changes monkey then starts up again.
We are creasing our sides as my daughter asks what they are doing

Eventually they decide they are shagged out and get off so we can leave the pen.

Sure enough on inspection I'm now sporting monkey spunk all over my roof!(It was a black golf)

Pure class. Laughed so much but only because it wasn't my scoob!

scoobysmiff

iTrader: (2)

I've seem dem camels and giraffes, dey are deadly dey are

willsy369

Guys it was a scary as hell thing to do but i did it and survived! ha ha who else can say that!