16vmarc

Im not sure how long this post will stay here, it may end up being muppetised!

Conversation i had with one of the apprentices in the car park today!

Apprentice: Is your car as tuned as much as it can be

Me: No, far from it

A: How much is it worth 8k?

Me: Probably, not sure

A: I know this guy at a garage that really prepares imprezas, he says theyre really cheap and easy to tune

Me: Right.

A: He says all you have to do is change the cams to tune them.

Me: Er, ok

A: Yeah, he says any cam out of any car will fit and makes them really quick

Me: Erm, right ok.

Im sure he has a bit of mongloid in him, hes bound to go through life with people making a mug out of him!

pslewis

Send him to get a bag of sparks for the grinder!!

Pete

R25 sti

bugger,if i had only know this before i had spent thousands on mine!

DARKSSLASH

Have you tried the old ( GO AND GET ME A FUSE FOR THE AIR LINE ) ??

MaDaSS

Fetch me some tartan paint and a couple of air hooks.
And dont forget to bring the new bubble for my spirit level.

BrynO

and don't forget the glass hammer and left handed screwdriver...

Ben WRX Bug-Eye

What is his apprenticeship in?

Please don't say anything remotely mechanical!

corradoboy

Do you want a round one, or a square one

And the bloke in parts said I've to ask you for a long stand

Dspeed

Yea please tell me wt the app is in?

stockcar

nappies by the sound of it...........................bless him

pslewis

Go and get us a Skirting Board Ladder ................

Pete

Scoob99

iTrader: (1)

and ask him to fetch you a couple of buckets of steam.......bless him

s70rjw

iTrader: (2)

Bad advert for Portakabin . Apprentice Muppet is he?

RRH

tub of elbow grease?

Swen6

Sky hooks, or prehaps a 6" nail...to hang his overalls on!!!, now get out!!!

frayz

iTrader: (7)

How about a box of spotwelds for the spotwelder?

Sounds like youve taught him well mate, your work there is done.

Arnt apprentices one of lifes little smiles, work experience kids are crackin too.

106rallye

I think he needs to go and ask the parts manager for a long weight - make sure he gets a long one not a short one

Andy

pimmo2000

iTrader: (6)

you know I asked my sister, Uni student, which is heavier a tonne of feathers or a tonne of bricks! See if you can guess

MaDaSS

As i said to the storeman, "i want a M6 cap head screw please", he said "how long do you want it?", so i said, "how long? i want to ****ing keep it!"

WRXPete

Surely it's the bricks

frayz

iTrader: (7)

is this senario on the earth or on the moon?