My chav caravan...
02 June 2005, 10:59 PM
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My chav caravan...
OK, guys, reading some of the threads on here, we all need to lighten up a bit. Pete Lewis has done his best to wind us all up, so maybe it's time we had some fun ourselves at the expense of all those chavs.
A bit of history to start with...
Last summer I took my fiancée down to Cornwall for a weekend - to see the Eden Project (well worth a visit, BTW). We stayed in a nice B&B on the outskirts of Newquay. On the Saturday evening we walked into town to get dinner, and discovered that Newquay was Cornwall Chav Central - they were all out cruising (but not speeding) in their cars, with the violet neons underneath, the blue washer jets, and the go-faster stripes.
We got to thinking what we could do to wind them up. One option was to cruise the Scooby - a silver MY03STi PPP with nice silver PFF7s. Much better than any of their Novas/Fiestas/Clios/Chavaliers and, of course, no chav options fitted.
We mulled it over during dinner, and came up with a plan. The Chavavan!
You see, my Scooby has a detachable tow hitch for pulling the plane - so why not get a knackered old caravan and chav THAT up instead of the car? Then we could tow it around during chav cruises and take the ****
Ideas so far:
1) Under-chavavan neons
2) Duck Tape go-faster stripes - with a nice zig-zag, of course
3) A nodding Scooby Do in the back window
4) A stereo system out of a scrapyard ice-cream van (with that tune we all remember from our childhoods)
5) Blue washer jets on the front
6) Spinning hub caps (how could we not?)
7) Orange and brown flower-power curtains on sagging curtain wires - with frilly lace curtains, too
8) A mock-Burberry paint scheme
9) Fairy lights around the roof line
More ideas sought, my friends - over to you!
A bit of history to start with...
Last summer I took my fiancée down to Cornwall for a weekend - to see the Eden Project (well worth a visit, BTW). We stayed in a nice B&B on the outskirts of Newquay. On the Saturday evening we walked into town to get dinner, and discovered that Newquay was Cornwall Chav Central - they were all out cruising (but not speeding) in their cars, with the violet neons underneath, the blue washer jets, and the go-faster stripes.
We got to thinking what we could do to wind them up. One option was to cruise the Scooby - a silver MY03STi PPP with nice silver PFF7s. Much better than any of their Novas/Fiestas/Clios/Chavaliers and, of course, no chav options fitted.
We mulled it over during dinner, and came up with a plan. The Chavavan!
You see, my Scooby has a detachable tow hitch for pulling the plane - so why not get a knackered old caravan and chav THAT up instead of the car? Then we could tow it around during chav cruises and take the ****
Ideas so far:
1) Under-chavavan neons
2) Duck Tape go-faster stripes - with a nice zig-zag, of course
3) A nodding Scooby Do in the back window
4) A stereo system out of a scrapyard ice-cream van (with that tune we all remember from our childhoods)
5) Blue washer jets on the front
6) Spinning hub caps (how could we not?)
7) Orange and brown flower-power curtains on sagging curtain wires - with frilly lace curtains, too
8) A mock-Burberry paint scheme
9) Fairy lights around the roof line
More ideas sought, my friends - over to you!
02 June 2005, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by stevem2k
Needs at least 2 sets of fake exhausts....
Keep 'em coming!
02 June 2005, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by sewer rat
dont forget side skirts and airbus sized wing on roof
See, I'm just an amateur in this game! Anyone got an outrageous wing they no longer want?
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02 June 2005, 11:59 PM
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life size picture cutout of chavster kid giving people the finger out of the back window
( obviously you dont want a real chavster near your chavavan because he will nick anything he can lay his hands on )
( obviously you dont want a real chavster near your chavavan because he will nick anything he can lay his hands on )
03 June 2005, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Scooby-doo97
Need to have ''Bad boy'' and '' fast & furious'' written on it somewhere 
Sorry it has to be max power (and if you can get some of them birds down to the opening give me a shout
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03 June 2005, 10:28 AM
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FPMSL 
how abour slamming it to the floor, or better yet put some hydraulics on it so it can bounce down the road to the bass from the huge wall of ICE you will need in the back window....
how abour slamming it to the floor, or better yet put some hydraulics on it so it can bounce down the road to the bass from the huge wall of ICE you will need in the back window....
03 June 2005, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by peachy wrx
need to lower it! lower than my nans ****! so low that you can't actually go anywhere in it!
How about adjustable suspension - so it can be towed to the cruise on 'high' then lowered until the tyres are rubbing on the arches (or strategically placed "rubbing pads" that make a dreadful squeal)?We need to think about the interior, too. How about getting some old mannequins and dressing them as chavs drinking Fosters, XXXX, etc.? Supply of old Burberry clothing and gold chains required!
03 June 2005, 12:05 PM
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Lower it
delock the door
tinted windows
neons
front spoiler/splitter and rear apron
ear shattering sound system (wiv BIG BASS innit )
Rather large and tasteless spoiler
badboy bonnet (!?)
lexus lights or blacked out lights.
Some techno-bollox front window top-tint ("Powered by Calor"?)
List of 'tuned parts' down the door
Almost insulting reparte on the rear window or rear bodywork.
Paint it gloss black
J.
delock the door
tinted windows
neons
front spoiler/splitter and rear apron
ear shattering sound system (wiv BIG BASS innit
)Rather large and tasteless spoiler
badboy bonnet (!?)
lexus lights or blacked out lights.
Some techno-bollox front window top-tint ("Powered by Calor"?)
List of 'tuned parts' down the door
Almost insulting reparte on the rear window or rear bodywork.
Paint it gloss black
J.
03 June 2005, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Avalyn
This sounds like a great Friday afternoon task for a Photoshop expert
Best one wins ... errrrrmmmmmm, wins that's it
Avalyn.
Best one wins ... errrrrmmmmmm, wins
that's it Avalyn.
Come on you Photoshoppers, let's see what you can do!
03 June 2005, 02:11 PM
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is it twin axle or a single?? because if its a single we could split the cost of some 20" alloys 2 each
because if its a single we could split the cost of some 20" alloys 2 each
03 June 2005, 02:13 PM
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just a quick thought how many people on here have the following lol
Lower it
delock the door
tinted windows
neons
front spoiler/splitter and rear apron
ear shattering sound system (wiv BIG BASS innit )
Rather large and tasteless spoiler
badboy bonnet (!?)
lexus lights or blacked out lights.
Some techno-bollox front window top-tint ("Powered by Calor"?)
List of 'tuned parts' down the door
Almost insulting reparte on the rear window or rear bodywork.
Paint it gloss black
only just see nthe list lmao
Lower it
delock the door
tinted windows
neons
front spoiler/splitter and rear apron
ear shattering sound system (wiv BIG BASS innit )
Rather large and tasteless spoiler
badboy bonnet (!?)
lexus lights or blacked out lights.
Some techno-bollox front window top-tint ("Powered by Calor"?)
List of 'tuned parts' down the door
Almost insulting reparte on the rear window or rear bodywork.
Paint it gloss black
only just see nthe list lmao
03 June 2005, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by scooby-si
is it twin axle or a single?? because if its a single we could split the cost of some 20" alloys 2 each
because if its a single we could split the cost of some 20" alloys 2 each
03 June 2005, 04:00 PM
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If you're looking for the chav with the finger up for the back there's plenty to choose from here:- http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/gallery/gallery1.html
Page 10 is best...
Also must have 'On a mission' painted somewhere on the chavavan...
Page 10 is best...
Also must have 'On a mission' painted somewhere on the chavavan...
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