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23 January 2005, 10:11 PM
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PUKE!!!!!!!!!!
On the way home tonight, my 4 year old daughter informed me and the wife that she felt ill.
Thinking nothing of this, we carried on into a local retail park.
I heard a noise behind me coming from said daughter so I turned around in time to see projectile vomit the volume of which would put the Exorsist to shame exiting from the little one.
I can only liken the feeling I had as to having a car crash in slow motion.
All through this and after we parked up, all I could say was "my car, my car!"
My poor daughter,crawled out, puked some more, looked up at me and said "how will you clean it daddy"
The poor child! Took me ages to clean it!
Thinking nothing of this, we carried on into a local retail park.
I heard a noise behind me coming from said daughter so I turned around in time to see projectile vomit the volume of which would put the Exorsist to shame exiting from the little one.
I can only liken the feeling I had as to having a car crash in slow motion.
All through this and after we parked up, all I could say was "my car, my car!"
My poor daughter,crawled out, puked some more, looked up at me and said "how will you clean it daddy"
The poor child! Took me ages to clean it!
23 January 2005, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by captain ted
Am now considering some kind of "child trailer".
http://vauxhall.co.uk/showroom/searc...ehicleType=Car
No problem
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23 January 2005, 10:53 PM
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Once went to a party by car with three colleagues. On the way back the other three were all feeling a bit poorly. I'd said I'd pull over if vomiting was involved, but my only warning was the sound of a back window going down before the female concerned puked out the window. Or rather, tried to. At only very slightly (natch) over 70mph the slipstream just took the vomit straight back in through the open window. All over her. And the inside of the door (including the pocket). And the parcel shelf. And the inside of the back window. And areas of the back seats. You get the picture.
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23 January 2005, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by captain ted
My poor daughter,crawled out, puked some more, looked up at me and said "how will you clean it daddy"
The poor child! Took me ages to clean it!
The poor child! Took me ages to clean it!
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23 January 2005, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by _Meridian_
Once went to a party by car with three colleagues. On the way back the other three were all feeling a bit poorly. I'd said I'd pull over if vomiting was involved, but my only warning was the sound of a back window going down before the female concerned puked out the window. Or rather, tried to. At only very slightly (natch) over 70mph the slipstream just took the vomit straight back in through the open window. All over her. And the inside of the door (including the pocket). And the parcel shelf. And the inside of the back window. And areas of the back seats. You get the picture.
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24 January 2005, 12:52 PM
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Rollerblades: £40
A length of sturdy rope: £10
A hastily fashioned handle of some sort: £10
Driving at 70 with your Kid holding on for dear life, attempting to learn to skate very quickly: Priceless.
A length of sturdy rope: £10
A hastily fashioned handle of some sort: £10
Driving at 70 with your Kid holding on for dear life, attempting to learn to skate very quickly: Priceless.
24 January 2005, 07:02 PM
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One of the funniest things I EVER saw was on a VERY windy, rough channel crossing, (it was actually the day of the infamous Fastnet race that lost a good few yachts).
I was stood on deck, and suddenly the door banged open, and out rushed a youngish woman, who proceeded to puke copiously..............into the wind!
Instant "punk" styling! I LOL, and she turned to me and said " You f*cking cruel b@stard!", before going back in.
Alcazar
I was stood on deck, and suddenly the door banged open, and out rushed a youngish woman, who proceeded to puke copiously..............into the wind!
Instant "punk" styling!
I LOL, and she turned to me and said " You f*cking cruel b@stard!", before going back in.Alcazar
24 January 2005, 07:33 PM
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he he I can remember when my little girl did this in my old scooby... she had just pigged out on cheese cubes and pickles at a wedding reception.. bless her she was only 3 at the time.
24 January 2005, 07:43 PM
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Erm, I think the lesson to be learnt are rather simple.
I don't think it takes a genius
my 4 year old daughter informed me and the wife that she felt ill.
Thinking nothing of this, we carried on
24 January 2005, 10:12 PM
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I've got perforated leather seats in my car.. dreading one of the kids spewing up in it.. already got loads of bits of crud in the holes which are a bitch to get out...
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