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Old 07 May 2006, 11:01 PM
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Okay so ive just spent the last 40 mins washing the front of the scoob in the dark after a real gory ride home.

Basically i was coming home from Michaelas when a guy coming the other way hit either a Hare or a bloody big rabbit at about 50+mph... at about a 10ft range.

My car was absolutely totalled, i had so much blood, guts and **** hit my screen i had to pull over cos i couldnt see anything, it was just too much for the wipers.

I couldnt even open my windows to get rid of some of the smell cos they were plastered too, so the inside of the car smells like a meat market... Puke!!!

Ive never seen so much mess as to what i was greeted with when i got home there was guts an scum everywhere, in all the seals, rubbers, windows, radiator, grill, bumpers, roof.... but the worst was yet to come.

When i got the bonnet up i saw the intercooler..... Oh my funking lord, there was brains and organs and all sorts of green **** that litterally filled the scoop, and the smell was just horrific.

So ive just had to pressure wash pretty much the whole car and engine bay via a floodlight whist rying not to throw up. I never thought a rabbit could create so much mess.

Got a real bufty job on my hands now
Old 07 May 2006, 11:23 PM
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Bet you used a sponge?

happpy shopper washingup liquid is cool said Nate
Old 07 May 2006, 11:23 PM
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ooo my lord,no pics matey,jo say its a deer u've hit rabbit's dont make that much mess.........report it to the police just incase the bloke that hit it didnt,as its an offence..........mate
Old 07 May 2006, 11:24 PM
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On a real note mate........Yuk.....glad your ok mate and no damage to the scoob.

at least you can now put your skills to use, and let us see the results mate
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Im serious mate it was funking totalled, ive never seen anything like it, the screen reminded me of some kind of horror movie, there was bits and pieces bloody everywhere.

Ive washmitted it down and im hoping ive removed enough so there will be no acid left to do any damage to the paint. Im gonna have to hit the car hard tomorrow.

The smell is like something i cant explain ... puke.. gag.... tongue out, choke

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Old 07 May 2006, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by frayz
Okay so ive just spent the last 40 mins washing the front of the scoob in the dark after a real gory ride home.

Basically i was coming home from Michaelas when a guy coming the other way hit either a Hare or a bloody big rabbit at about 50+mph... at about a 10ft range.

My car was absolutely totalled, i had so much blood, guts and **** hit my screen i had to pull over cos i couldnt see anything, it was just too much for the wipers.

I couldnt even open my windows to get rid of some of the smell cos they were plastered too, so the inside of the car smells like a meat market... Puke!!!

Ive never seen so much mess as to what i was greeted with when i got home there was guts an scum everywhere, in all the seals, rubbers, windows, radiator, grill, bumpers, roof.... but the worst was yet to come.

When i got the bonnet up i saw the intercooler..... Oh my funking lord, there was brains and organs and all sorts of green **** that litterally filled the scoop, and the smell was just horrific.

So ive just had to pressure wash pretty much the whole car and engine bay via a floodlight whist rying not to throw up. I never thought a rabbit could create so much mess.

Got a real bufty job on my hands now


Mate not laughing at your misfortune, laughing at your discriptive remarks.

Good luck with the cleaning
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Originally Posted by Mark_B4


Mate not laughing at your misfortune, laughing at your discriptive remarks.

Good luck with the cleaning
Such as mate, whats tickled you ?

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I had someting simular on the way up to JAE last year, not sure where it came from, but when I pulled into the event, I found a large amount of animal guts on my bumper, but it had been there for a while and had dryed solid, I nearly threw up cleaning it off, like you said the smell in unbareable.
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Originally Posted by frayz
Such as mate, whats tickled you ?

pretty much all of it...
Old 08 May 2006, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark_B4
I had someting simular on the way up to JAE last year, not sure where it came from, but when I pulled into the event, I found a large amount of animal guts on my bumper, but it had been there for a while and had dryed solid, I nearly threw up cleaning it off, like you said the smell in unbareable.
This stuff was as fresh as it comes, must of been still warm when it hit the funking car, i bet the bloody heart was still beating on my lovely shiny intercooler

I dunno which bit of the insides are grean though, there was loads and loads of green ****, i dunno what it was though, basta*d to get off too!!
Old 08 May 2006, 07:50 AM
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Reminds me of the sceen in robocop, when hes melting in toxic waste and gets splattered by the car!! Sorry to hear that frayz! Hope the cars paint isnt damaged in anyway!!!
Old 08 May 2006, 08:34 AM
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Thats is just Poor, Good luck with the Buftying - sound like your gonna need it !!!....I'm feeling poorly just thinking about it!!!
Old 08 May 2006, 08:54 AM
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Poor rabbit
Old 08 May 2006, 09:35 AM
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Old 08 May 2006, 09:58 AM
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Ouch!
Old 08 May 2006, 12:39 PM
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foxes are good at cleaning up road kill should have left car out over night it would have been clean in the morning

( LOL .... AND U THOUGHT U WANTED TO PUKE BE4 THIS WAS POSTED)
Old 08 May 2006, 12:50 PM
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FEEL for you mate, Should have got some1 in to do it..



P.s hope your not ina HOSE PIPE BAN AREA
Old 08 May 2006, 01:06 PM
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at least it wasnt a deer... hit one at speed and it could right a car of all'but

and your not allowed to pick it up and wack it in the freezer
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Trust me guys i aint never seen nothin like it, imagine an animal being detonated on my bonnet and you got an idea as to what it was like.

Feel rough still
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poor poor bunny
Old 08 May 2006, 05:33 PM
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Hopefully car will be back to it's Bufty best soon
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Awe m8 what a nightmare glad u n the cars ok though BTW I think the green **** prob was green **** Bleahhh
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Dunno what it was mate but made me gag
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The things people do to find an excuse for buftying

seriously mate, hope the car isn't damaged in anyway
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is it clean
BUFTY STYLE
yet
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Originally Posted by baz69birds
is it clean
BUFTY STYLE
yet
No mate im hoping i can get her done for thursday
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With all the wax on your car I'm surprised it didn't just slide straight off
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thats mad
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Sorry to hear what's happened to the Bufty mobile.

But on the plus side, I've got a great recipe for rabbit stew you can have.
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Originally Posted by BRI4N
I've got a great recipe for rabbit stew you can have.


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