Dead body squad, ch-4 NOW!! YUK!!!
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25 July 2006, 12:01 AM
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Funny...
ok......
call out in the early hours....
yours truley gets the short straw to take the body back to the mortuary, as its near to where i lived... gets the keys opens the mortuary building and brings the body inside, moves the body onto one of the fridge trays and goes into the office to fill in the paperwork / id tags etc...
After a few minutes i return to the body to attach the tags and place the body into the fridge, now to get to the fridge area, you have to pass through the main theatre, where they do the post mortems, between the chillers and the theatre, are a set of standard v heavy duty swing doors, hd rubber at the bottom and clear at the top, so i pushed through the doors and starts to identify the body...
unbeknown to me, one of the swing doors, has stuck, and is now under tension from the return spring,, which is gradually increasing the closinbg force on the stuck door.........
Anyway just as i,m about to tie the last tag on... physics takes over, and the door slams closed, and two very flat plates of HD rubber make contact with a very very loud BANG!!!!!!!
Jeeezusss diidnt i jump!!!! my heart rate went through the bloody roof, suffice to say shot round thinking i would see who was behind me.... nothing.... more palpitations..... then the penny dropped as i saw the doors moving...
.... only in the dead of night
mart
ok......
call out in the early hours....
yours truley gets the short straw to take the body back to the mortuary, as its near to where i lived... gets the keys opens the mortuary building and brings the body inside, moves the body onto one of the fridge trays and goes into the office to fill in the paperwork / id tags etc...
After a few minutes i return to the body to attach the tags and place the body into the fridge, now to get to the fridge area, you have to pass through the main theatre, where they do the post mortems, between the chillers and the theatre, are a set of standard v heavy duty swing doors, hd rubber at the bottom and clear at the top, so i pushed through the doors and starts to identify the body...
unbeknown to me, one of the swing doors, has stuck, and is now under tension from the return spring,, which is gradually increasing the closinbg force on the stuck door.........
Anyway just as i,m about to tie the last tag on... physics takes over, and the door slams closed, and two very flat plates of HD rubber make contact with a very very loud BANG!!!!!!!
Jeeezusss diidnt i jump!!!! my heart rate went through the bloody roof, suffice to say shot round thinking i would see who was behind me.... nothing.... more palpitations..... then the penny dropped as i saw the doors moving...
.... only in the dead of night
mart
27 July 2006, 10:34 PM
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another....
got called to a nursing home in the early hours..
upstairs on the right the matron said, i,ll be up in a mo to assist...
so we walk upstairs, and theres two doors on the right,
but the right hand one is open, and a body can be clearly seen in the bed with a small bedside lamp on....
so in we go, we place the body bag on the floor, and prep everything, my coleague looks over, and says "must have just happened, she still has some colour in her cheeks" with that he starts to pull the bedclothes back....
The old bird only opens her eyes
and says in a shrill voice, "whats going on? who are you ?? MATRON!!!!"
FFS my coleague near on has a coronry.. he pulls the covers back and quick as a flash says "no problem luv, sorry to disturb you" and we make track to the door, just as the matron walks into the room in a panic as she realises what we have done .... turns out it was the door on the left!!!
Mart
got called to a nursing home in the early hours..
upstairs on the right the matron said, i,ll be up in a mo to assist...
so we walk upstairs, and theres two doors on the right,
but the right hand one is open, and a body can be clearly seen in the bed with a small bedside lamp on....so in we go, we place the body bag on the floor, and prep everything, my coleague looks over, and says "must have just happened, she still has some colour in her cheeks" with that he starts to pull the bedclothes back....
The old bird only opens her eyes
and says in a shrill voice, "whats going on? who are you ?? MATRON!!!!" FFS my coleague near on has a coronry.. he pulls the covers back and quick as a flash says "no problem luv, sorry to disturb you" and we make track to the door, just as the matron walks into the room in a panic as she realises what we have done .... turns out it was the door on the left!!!
Mart
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