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Old 13 December 2004, 08:16 PM
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Hi,

I am saddened to hear of so many people selling their scoobies because of scum. This has got me thinking about 'uber' security products available in the uk, something like this would be nice:
http://www.surveillance-spy-cameras....l-time-gps.htm

Ideally, I would like a system that does the following:
1. Takes stills/video pictures from a number of angles in the car and sends them to a remote server. (low-light capabile camera with GSM capabilities I guess)
2. Has real-time and GPS logging capability.
3. After an amount of time/distance (1 mile say), the system shuts the car down and then proceeds to fill the cabin up with smoke. Sod smoke, it sprays mace and green dye into the little *******s eyes from nozzles near the visors.

Anyone know of, or fancy making, such a system?

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Old 13 December 2004, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by m3matt
Sod smoke, it sprays mace and green dye into the little *******s eyes from nozzles near the visors.
Section 5 firearm - seven years in chokey for you, my son.


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Old 13 December 2004, 08:27 PM
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green dye in the eyes then, surely thats not a 'firearm'!

sickening - the little tossers will probably have a knife or something, yet you can't spray something into their mince-pies!
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f@ck it le@Ts s@ag themwith@rocket the scum !
Originally Posted by m3matt
green dye in the eyes then, surely thats not a 'firearm'!

sickening - the little tossers will probably have a knife or something, yet you can't spray something into their mince-pies!
Old 13 December 2004, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by m3matt
green dye in the eyes then, surely thats not a 'firearm'!
That fact that it sprays in their eyes will mean that you almost certainly fall foul of the "designed to discharge a noxious substance" clause. Over the years there have been a number of attempts to produce a self-defence spray that would be legal in this country (pepper and CS sprays are out for the above reason) and all have failed on those same grounds. Most of them involved dyes in water, but also usually involved a smell, like skatole or butylmercapten


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yes this is true but surely any 1 unleashing an **** full of toxic built up hatewill not be considered an unlawfull act /but more as an act of self defence!!1
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That fact that it sprays in their eyes will mean that you almost certainly fall foul of the "designed to discharge a noxious substance" clause. Over the years there have been a number of attempts to produce a self-defence spray that would be legal in this country (pepper and CS sprays are out for the above reason) and all have failed on those same grounds. Most of them involved dyes in water, but also usually involved a smell, like skatole or butylmercapten


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exactly! if John Stevens say we can kill the f|_|ckers then surely we can spray **** on them!
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thinking about it, how do banks get away with dye then?
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dont be sexist they just bleach their hair!
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thinking about it, how do banks get away with dye then?
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