Radar detectors
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oh dear David!
a very old urban legend I'm afraid . . . so expect abuse from the smart ar$es on here!
Anyway a few facts for you to send back to the muppet who sent you the email:
Sidewinder air-to-ground missile this is an air to air missile
Luckily the Dutch pilot don't think the Dutch have any Tornados
the automatic protection system no such thing on a Tornado
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Paul
a very old urban legend I'm afraid . . . so expect abuse from the smart ar$es on here!
Anyway a few facts for you to send back to the muppet who sent you the email:
Sidewinder air-to-ground missile this is an air to air missile
Luckily the Dutch pilot don't think the Dutch have any Tornados
the automatic protection system no such thing on a Tornado
FWIW
Paul
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All this talk of radar detectors prompted me to post this tale I received yesterday.
Urban Legend?
"A report has revealed that two traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident whilst checking for speeding motorists on the A1 road between Oldhamstocks and Grantshouse.
Last May, they were using a hand-held radar device to trap unwary motorists on the Edinburgh to London trunk road. One of the unnamed officers used the device to check the speed of an approaching vehicle, and was surprised to find that his target had registered a speed in excess of 300 miles per hour. The _5000 machine then seized up and could not be re-set by the bemused PC's. The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado aircraft in the North Sea, which was taking part in a simulated low-flying exercise over the Borders and Southern Scotland.
Following a complaint by Sir William Sutherland, Chief Constable of the Lothian & Borders Police force to the RAF liaison office, it was revealed that the officers had a lucky
escape - the tactical computer on board the aircraft not only detected and jammed the "hostile" radar equipment, but had automatically armed a Sidewinder air-to-ground missile ready to neutralise the perceived threat. Luckily the Dutch pilot was alerted to the missile status and was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile launched.
The Police have so far declined to comment, although it is understood that officers will be advised to point their radar guns inland in future."
Urban Legend?
"A report has revealed that two traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident whilst checking for speeding motorists on the A1 road between Oldhamstocks and Grantshouse.
Last May, they were using a hand-held radar device to trap unwary motorists on the Edinburgh to London trunk road. One of the unnamed officers used the device to check the speed of an approaching vehicle, and was surprised to find that his target had registered a speed in excess of 300 miles per hour. The _5000 machine then seized up and could not be re-set by the bemused PC's. The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado aircraft in the North Sea, which was taking part in a simulated low-flying exercise over the Borders and Southern Scotland.
Following a complaint by Sir William Sutherland, Chief Constable of the Lothian & Borders Police force to the RAF liaison office, it was revealed that the officers had a lucky
escape - the tactical computer on board the aircraft not only detected and jammed the "hostile" radar equipment, but had automatically armed a Sidewinder air-to-ground missile ready to neutralise the perceived threat. Luckily the Dutch pilot was alerted to the missile status and was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile launched.
The Police have so far declined to comment, although it is understood that officers will be advised to point their radar guns inland in future."
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Actually was in a Quantas 747 the other week that had to dump 74 tonnes of aviation fuel all over the Dutch so I could understand if their airforce (actually, do they have one?) were a bit pi$$ed at the Brits.
Couldn't condone them firing a missile at the nice police chaps though . . could I?
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Paul
PS mind you a laser guided bomb at a Gatso - well that entirely another matter . . isn't it?
Actually was in a Quantas 747 the other week that had to dump 74 tonnes of aviation fuel all over the Dutch so I could understand if their airforce (actually, do they have one?) were a bit pi$$ed at the Brits.
Couldn't condone them firing a missile at the nice police chaps though . . could I?
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PS mind you a laser guided bomb at a Gatso - well that entirely another matter . . isn't it?
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davidw
this is a pukka news story from late last year: i remember reading it in the daily telegraph as it was so rib-ticklingly apt.
looks like it's lost some accuracy in the re-telling. the royal netherlands air force doesn't fly the tornado (it's us, the germans and the italians), however Dutch pilots and other nationals do fly our planes as part of NATO inter air force pilot exchange programs. and we theirs (where the true test of skill is the ability to skin up one handed while inverted and pulling negative g. i think this is known as the "skunk turn").
this is a pukka news story from late last year: i remember reading it in the daily telegraph as it was so rib-ticklingly apt.
looks like it's lost some accuracy in the re-telling. the royal netherlands air force doesn't fly the tornado (it's us, the germans and the italians), however Dutch pilots and other nationals do fly our planes as part of NATO inter air force pilot exchange programs. and we theirs (where the true test of skill is the ability to skin up one handed while inverted and pulling negative g. i think this is known as the "skunk turn").
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This story's been doing the rounds here in the RAF for donkey's years. Probably based on some vague fact but the tale in the opening post has been embellished to the point of nonsense.
On the subject of Radar Detectors, just back from 2 weeks in France where on day 1 of my hols I meet Monsieur Le Gendarme in a Service Station who advised me that a) My radar detector was illegal in France (carriage in a vehicle), b) he was confiscating it and c) I was going to pay an on the spot fine of £500. Bargain. He was kind enough to escort me a cash machine which I then emptied for him. He did say he was being kind though; if my car had been running and the detector had been on the fine would have been £1000. Sweet.
On the subject of Radar Detectors, just back from 2 weeks in France where on day 1 of my hols I meet Monsieur Le Gendarme in a Service Station who advised me that a) My radar detector was illegal in France (carriage in a vehicle), b) he was confiscating it and c) I was going to pay an on the spot fine of £500. Bargain. He was kind enough to escort me a cash machine which I then emptied for him. He did say he was being kind though; if my car had been running and the detector had been on the fine would have been £1000. Sweet.
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so it's a pukka story huh?
WOW
can I suggest you ring the RAF and tell them that their Sidewinders won't shoot down other aircraft anymore then? (but I'd guess the Argentinian airforce pilots might find it hard to believe . . ?)
ALSO they also might be interested in this 'automatic protection system' . . anyway just how powerful do you think a handheld radar gun is anyway?? anyone who has a radar detector know how there are lots of other devices around using the same band(s) . . . so how about I start a story of a Tornado locking on automatically
to a Sainsbury's supermarket? 
Someone is bound to believe it ! !
Paul
PS HunterB I really wish I'd kept the 20x different versions of this story I've received on email over the years . . .
so it's a pukka story huh?
WOW
can I suggest you ring the RAF and tell them that their Sidewinders won't shoot down other aircraft anymore then? (but I'd guess the Argentinian airforce pilots might find it hard to believe . . ?)
ALSO they also might be interested in this 'automatic protection system' . . anyway just how powerful do you think a handheld radar gun is anyway?? anyone who has a radar detector know how there are lots of other devices around using the same band(s) . . . so how about I start a story of a Tornado locking on automatically
to a Sainsbury's supermarket? Someone is bound to believe it ! !
Paul
PS HunterB I really wish I'd kept the 20x different versions of this story I've received on email over the years . . .
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Neil - correct.
Skipjack - if you're inverted you'd have to push negative g, not pull it. The sidewinder is a short range, Air to Air heat seeking missile, not radar detecting. The only automatic protection system I can think of is the defensive aids suite that pumps out chaff and flares to decoy away incoming missiles. As I said, fun story probably based on fact, embellished with years of journalistic licence.
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Skipjack - if you're inverted you'd have to push negative g, not pull it. The sidewinder is a short range, Air to Air heat seeking missile, not radar detecting. The only automatic protection system I can think of is the defensive aids suite that pumps out chaff and flares to decoy away incoming missiles. As I said, fun story probably based on fact, embellished with years of journalistic licence.
I get my coat. Sorry, anorak.
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