boomer

This is just to say "hi", to the three youths who were sniffing around my car and house at around 03:45 this morning. You really made my day as you slashed three of my tyres in anger because you were unable to break in and steal my car keys. You must have been even more upset when you only managed to steal a few stamps from my neighbours car.

Still, you will be pleased to know that the Police will enjoy going through the CCTV footage of your antics! How i laughed as i heard the air screaming out of my tyres (if only they had blown out and taken you away ).

One day you might appreciate how much a set of Subaru tyres costs to replace, and what it is like to not have transport to get to work to earn an honest wage, and be stuck with the hassle of sorting out three flat tyres when you only carry one spare

Then again, you probably haven't done a single honest day's work in your lives - but believe me, you will get caught and brought to book!!

mb

p.s. Anyone know a decent mobile tyre company in the West Midlands who can source and fit some Toyo Proxies on a Saturday???

Scoobybits

BAD NEWS MATE HOPE YA GET SORTED

Rokay

Sorry to here that mate. I hope there a***holes heal up and may all their babys have square heads. Scum.

greg.g

Sorry to here of your troubles
Have you tried blackcirles.com.
They can deliver to your door, or have them fitted at a local dealer.
If you contact them, they might be able to help with a mobile fitter.
If your a sidc member, you get a discount as well.

Little sh!theads

boomer

Greg,

Re: BC

they were one of my first thoughts (after Tyres Northampton). Their closest branch is Tamworth, so i will give 'em a call tomorrow - but i don't think they do a mobile service Their web price is more than TN, but that isn't taking into account the SIDC discount.

The KrapFartit (sp) web-site is totally useless (being updated) - but when i had a company car they were great on the mobile service (although admitedly i didn't have to pay). There's progress

Bang goes my weekend

mb

Jaybird-UK

Kwikfit offer full mobile service, their van even had balancing kit on board. Have used it a couple of times at works car park.

boomer

Well i had a nice long chat with the Police today, and they seemed to appreciate the video footage. Fingers crossed that the law takes it's due course.

Oh, and to the scum - just after you slashed my rear off-side tyre, you were quite correct in saying "f*cking car knackered" It must be an easy life just wandering around taking (or trying to take) whatever takes your fancy. Why bother with a job hey, when you can just steal other people's property

mb

Red Rocket 11166

Boomer,

Sorry to hear about your probs, it got me thinking i wonder if it had anthing to do with that TW@T they have just arrested for slashing all those other poor sods cars.

Red.

Copy cats ----- or should i say copy TW@TS.

boomer

Well these are the three scum, albeit in low resolution and from behind - as i wouldn't want to infringe their "human rights" . The Police do have the original hi-res video, including their faces, so i hope they can't sleep - waiting for that knock on the door!



The chap on the left is dark skinned, with a baseball cap, and was the one "qualified" to carry a torch. He seemed very nervous, and was the first to arrive at the car - possibly to prove his courage.

The middle chap is (probably) white, again baseball capped, and was the "lookout". He was also probably the driver.

The one on the right (white, short dark hair) is almost certainly the ringleader, judging by his cocky swagger as he approached the house. He was the one who slashed my tyres - you can just about make out the blade in his hand as he stabs my rear off-side.

All three were in their late teens at the most - what a sad state of affairs when people so young are committing such serious crimes

mb

greg.g

Three tyres wrecked.

Punshiment....

Three bollocks lost..... one each

....and use their own knife

boomer

Greg,

i like that idea!

Put all three in a room together, and give them their knife.

Tell them that they will ONLY be allowed out if they hand over three seperate bollocks. No food, no water, nothing - until they come up with the goods.

It doesn't matter whose bollocks they are, and it doesn't matter who does the cutting. That would help focus their minds on what is important in life and who their friends are!!

Actually, lets make that FOUR bollocks before they are allowed out. That way at least one of the scum will have his genes removed from the pool We could even film it for some crap C4 reality TV series!

mb (immobile, and at least GBP450 worse off )

STi wanna Subaru

iTrader: (1)

LMAO!! a great idea....... I'm laughing at the fact it is such a brilliant idea and would work so well that it would never happen

A months holiday is more likely the punishment!

greg.g

You cant get quicker than a kwik snip fitter

ThrustSSC

LMAO @ greg.g

rfowler

sorry to hear,but u should off gone out and give them a right kicking in; or you can give me a call i i dnt mind coming down doing it; infact i will enjoy it. F*****G SCUM

B4 Alan

Sort of related:

A friend of mine was having hassle with a bunch of scum trying to nick his Scooby every weekend. They couldn't get the car but were damaging the car in the process (scrapes, dents, etc.). The cops said they couldn't really do anything unless he had some proof. He stayed up a few weekends with a camcorder and a baseball bat but of course they didn't turn up After some tyring weekends he decided to take matters into his own hands. He wired the car up to the house mains Low and behold, that Sat night he was awoken by a loud scream followed by the circuit breaker kicking in. One of the scum literally got the shock of his life

The cops charged him with serious assault but he got away with a fine.
His car has never been touched again

D4V3

HaHa, That will teach them, They'll be thinking twice next time they set out to nick cars.

Hope it burnt the **** out of there hands.

MadMark

All I ask is 2 minutes alone with each of them ......

LiamWR1

Thieving Little *****.....

Simon Lau

Real scum around this world I can fully understand how much trouble it has caused...hope it gets sorted out quick mate!

LOL at some of those potentially lethal but good recipes of revenge...I'd definitely think twice about becoming on a car thief

sti joy

bring back the stocks that were in every town and village in the old days, leave them in there for a week getting pelted with rotten fruit and veg and anything else you can chuck at them, lets see if they do it again.

mart360

A liberal coating of urine often leaves lasting effects!!!


M

MadMark

Ahh - Blue Peter tip - re-use the tyres they destroyed! Cover the damaged tyres with Diesel and place round their necks ......... whilst they are handcuffed.
Then ignite and watch them burn in hell
MM

Apple

MadMark

[Monty Burns] Exxxxccccceeellllleeeenntttt, a most gratifying solution[/Monty Burns]

Might be an idea to use petrol though - diesel takes a bit of lighting and you wouldn't want to let the queue get too long waiting for the service...

greg.g

Slash and burn