Best Night Last Night !!
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Well... picked up my new girlfriend at about 8 went for a meal etc.. then not having a free house to take her back to at the mo.. I went to the local makeout spot...
Lovely Park with a nice secluded car park... anyway.. moved the front seats forwards got in the back and began to discuss poetry and social economics.. (honest thats all we did) .. Anyway after we had finished out heated discussion.. we climbed back into the front seats.. started to demist the windows... and got ready to go.. at which point the local Boy Racers turned up... saw my Scooby and began to rev their ickle engines in an attempt to goat me into a quick burn... well with girl friend in tow i wasnt going to disapoint.. at which point the leader or richest rude boy turned up in his.... wait for it......... yes AUDI TiT ... all done up and looking like a real toni and guy special... he told me it would woop my car.. (i forgot to mention to him, mine was a tad modded).. we then went to the local dual carrageway... and i blew him away....
I had the biggest grin on my face... Girl, Sex , Cars, Racing, Rudeboys crying ... an evening doesnt really get much better than that
Plan to go back to the park when my Sti8 arrives and really rub salt in the wound! wooooohooo
L8ers
Lovely Park with a nice secluded car park... anyway.. moved the front seats forwards got in the back and began to discuss poetry and social economics.. (honest thats all we did) .. Anyway after we had finished out heated discussion.. we climbed back into the front seats.. started to demist the windows... and got ready to go.. at which point the local Boy Racers turned up... saw my Scooby and began to rev their ickle engines in an attempt to goat me into a quick burn... well with girl friend in tow i wasnt going to disapoint.. at which point the leader or richest rude boy turned up in his.... wait for it......... yes AUDI TiT ... all done up and looking like a real toni and guy special... he told me it would woop my car.. (i forgot to mention to him, mine was a tad modded).. we then went to the local dual carrageway... and i blew him away....
I had the biggest grin on my face... Girl, Sex , Cars, Racing, Rudeboys crying ... an evening doesnt really get much better than that
Plan to go back to the park when my Sti8 arrives and really rub salt in the wound! wooooohooo
L8ers
#3
Where did the sex come from, you said you were discussing poetry and social economics.
Well done my son, i hope you took precautions..... and made sure the engine was warmed up before you dusted the Audi.
Zippy
Well done my son, i hope you took precautions..... and made sure the engine was warmed up before you dusted the Audi.
Zippy
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More TT Whooping Stories please...
Always make's me laugh.
The girl who cut my hair (who does'nt drive yet) said this to me last time I was in for a chop:
'When I start driving I would really like one of those erm girlie cars, you know.........TT's I think their called'
Quality!!!
Always make's me laugh.
The girl who cut my hair (who does'nt drive yet) said this to me last time I was in for a chop:
'When I start driving I would really like one of those erm girlie cars, you know.........TT's I think their called'
Quality!!!
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You know if you are fairly thin and want the bed like feeling you can fold the rear seats down and push the front seats as far forward as they go. This gives you a pretty flat loading area that a 6 footer can fit in and you have your legs in the boot. Bingo
Don't ask how I know this
Don't ask how I know this
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tried that.. but tbh.. with the seats leaning and fully forwards.. the scooby is suprisingly comfy in the back..
Put of a Dvd in the front.. and its almost a batchorler pad (well not quite but when hey)
Put of a Dvd in the front.. and its almost a batchorler pad (well not quite but when hey)
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Well done that man, whooping a TT in front of all his mates.......ha ha ha ha, bet he went back and made up some lame excuse bout the car not running right.
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