Check this auo deterent out.

Autotaser:

 

Don't forget that if you use force against attempted car thieves at your house they may give up for that day but they know where you live and are likely to come back with their mates.

 

Disappointed to see that it is non-lethal, anyone stealing a car deserves to be removed from the gene pool in a very painful and prolonged manner.

 

Such is the judicial system in this country if Steve HAD tasered the gits he'd probalby be up in front of the beak for Assult or ABH/GBH and the little gits would get off.

I really hope that the gits get canned, hopefully somewhere where someone may know of persons living under HM's pleasure that would 'do us a favor' and 'have a word' with the gits, hopefully among the people to have the word would be my best friends, Mr Black and Mr Decker.

I *know* that if I catch a git trying to steal my car that I'll get done for assult as I will just lash out at them. Childish I know, but sometimes you've got to fight when you're a man (ahh the soothing tones of Kenny!!)

 

Punch 'em, kick'em, pull out their fingernails with rusty molegrips but don't report it to the cops.

Lets face it, the little toe-rag is unlikely to run to them and say "He hit me while I was trying to nick his car", or otherwise;

Attempted theft on my vehicle? Officer, you must be mistaken

blubs (just like Charles Bronson but fatter and not very hard)

 

But have you seen some of the other stuff on the same site? Crossbows, Swords, Police extending batons. Better pay off the invoice if you order one of these or God knows what will happen.

Actually, thinking about it these items could come in handy for a certain thread regarding an RB5

Joolz

 

I remmeber reading Performance Bike a while ago about a group of bikers you could hire to get revenge on car/bike theifs. They would park a new sports bike in a dodgy area and wait for somebody to try and nick it. They would then jump out the back to a transit van and poliltely inform the gentlemen the error of their ways(OK, they got a right good kicking) I think they are based in Birmingham.

 

I've got a 3 cell Maglite in the boot of the car overnight, and when I'm driving it usually lives in the glovebox. My brothers friend is a copper and she says that cops are aware of the other uses of maglites but unless they can prove you've coshed someone with it they cannot do a thing.

 

Down in South Africa car jacking has become such a problem that it has become lawful to use killing force to protect your vehicle - apparently. I've seen footage of a flame thrower system triggered by the driver that shoots out the sides - very effective at the traffic lights, and a system which is like an airbag which is put in the seat, if the car is taken without it being disarmed it goes off and smashes the perp into the cars roof - nice eh? hahahh
Cheers
Charles

 

this one is legal - they had it at the 'Top Gear' live event last year.......

A friend bet me I wouldnt dare hold it, which I stupidly agreed to. It bloody hurt! However, this naturally started a 'who can hold it longest' game with loads of people, and one guy, who looked a bit hard, stood and held it for the full 30 seconds, and then just walked off. hmm.....so if he'd wanted the car, he'd have got it!

 

chuckster:
My girlfriends sister is posted in Pretoria in SA and she actually has the flamethrower system fitted on her escort! It is really bad out there. The funny thing is that Pretoria is not classed as a hardship posting, thus you don't get and 'danger' money but a couple of her friends have been car jacked and she's had someone try to car jack her. Not nice at all!

Did not see this mentioned when queenie was out there recently did we!