Is this taking the PI$$ or WOT!!!!
20 December 2002, 04:21 PM
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I cant even get into my car.
car is 2" (50mm from mine and other side of it is a metal fence, god knows how they got out.
if i catch the person they will have the KA shoved up their ***!!!
i am MAD, how did they get past my car's mirror, see how its over the line of theirs!!!
wot would u do?
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20 December 2002, 04:47 PM
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Phew, lucikly i saw the BITCH getting in2 her car, she had just had her nails done, flip flops on with cotton wool still between each toe.
Me: "excuse me"
Bitch: "yes"
m: "r u taking the pi$$"
b: "wot do u mean"
m: "how the f*** am i sposed to get in my car?"
b: "oh sorry, i didnt realise, i've been running late!!!"
m: "Ye, well so am i now thanks to ur idiot parking"
b: "sorry, can u reverse cos i cant!?!?!?!!?"
m: "yes (at least i wont hit my car)"
tries to get in, door opens 5"
m: "sorry, i cant get in, you parked so f***in close to the fence"
b: tries to get in, takes her 5 minutes (no joking), starts car (wheels r still on full lock, l/h down)
m: "straighten wheels"
b: nothin
m: "straighten wheels"
b: starts reversing
m: thumps KA
b: stops
m: "f*** this" goes gets my keys, climbs over from passenger side (bear in mind i'm 6'5" tall) and reverses out.
b: takes 10 minutes to reverse out of car park!!!
b: drove off with my note still on car
Me: "excuse me"
Bitch: "yes"
m: "r u taking the pi$$"
b: "wot do u mean"
m: "how the f*** am i sposed to get in my car?"
b: "oh sorry, i didnt realise, i've been running late!!!"
m: "Ye, well so am i now thanks to ur idiot parking"
b: "sorry, can u reverse cos i cant!?!?!?!!?"
m: "yes (at least i wont hit my car)"
tries to get in, door opens 5"
m: "sorry, i cant get in, you parked so f***in close to the fence"
b: tries to get in, takes her 5 minutes (no joking), starts car (wheels r still on full lock, l/h down)
m: "straighten wheels"
b: nothin
m: "straighten wheels"
b: starts reversing
m: thumps KA
b: stops
m: "f*** this" goes gets my keys, climbs over from passenger side (bear in mind i'm 6'5" tall) and reverses out.
b: takes 10 minutes to reverse out of car park!!!
b: drove off with my note still on car
20 December 2002, 10:08 PM
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Saw one today trying to reverse a Punto into a spot in a multi story. Geeeeeezuz, I almost went and asked if she wanted me to do ir for her! Plenty of dents down the side of the car too. Needless to say I went to the top floor, sod the rain, where there was no one and parked safely with the floor to myself 
When my g/f passed her test we spent hours one Sunday morning on a c/p roof with traffic cones. When the car was going backwards she didnt know which way it would go when l/h down or r/h down :-o
How do these people pass their test?
When my g/f passed her test we spent hours one Sunday morning on a c/p roof with traffic cones. When the car was going backwards she didnt know which way it would go when l/h down or r/h down :-o
How do these people pass their test?
20 December 2002, 11:05 PM
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I used to have a sticker that had a graphic of Micky mouse with his single finger in the air, with the caption "Thanks for parking so close, next time leave me a can opener so I can get my fu%^ing car out. Arseholes like you should take the bus!"
Wish I still had it.
Wish I still had it.
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21 December 2002, 12:32 AM
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Feckin nitmare!
hope there was no damage!
Funniest one i heard off one of my clients was her friend couldnt judge the distance of hubbys 3 series so she used to take empty coke cans and place them behind the car
when she reversed she would stop at the sound of the squashing can LOL
WTF shouldnt be on the road!
hope there was no damage!
Funniest one i heard off one of my clients was her friend couldnt judge the distance of hubbys 3 series so she used to take empty coke cans and place them behind the car
when she reversed she would stop at the sound of the squashing can LOL
WTF shouldnt be on the road!
21 December 2002, 08:52 AM
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At least she didn't have a dozy passenger who tried to get out, despite the 3-molecule-wide gap, thus denting your doors and making it a shyte Xmas.
Suppose you have to look on the bright side?
Suppose you have to look on the bright side?
21 December 2002, 10:11 AM
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Rasher that's not funny 
Some mates of mine decided it'd be a laugh to pick up my micra and turn it sideways in a very tight car park. They stood there pi55ing themselves as i did the 97 point turn to get the car back out.
Some mates of mine decided it'd be a laugh to pick up my micra and turn it sideways in a very tight car park. They stood there pi55ing themselves as i did the 97 point turn to get the car back out.
21 December 2002, 11:16 AM
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Always reverse park where possible, it's safer and looks 'better'. Plus, in this instance, had you have reversed park, you'd of been able to get in and drive off easily 
Silly bint should of been able to park better though!
Rich
Silly bint should of been able to park better though!
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21 December 2002, 11:16 AM
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I would have just knocked her out, put her in the boot of the scoob and headed off down my fave roads for a couple of hours, let her out beaten and bruised and charge her for the petrol
Or you could have just told her she was ugly, to a bint that is the worst thing you could ever say.... she would be lying in bed that night (and every night thereafter) crying cos people think shes ugly, self confidance would be shot to ****, she would never get a job, never get a man, never get a house, never get settled in life and would die alone and cold on the street.........
Should make her think twice about where she parked
Paul
PS: This IS a joke! Dont take me seriously
[Edited by POC - 12/21/2002 11:17:41 AM]
Or you could have just told her she was ugly, to a bint that is the worst thing you could ever say.... she would be lying in bed that night (and every night thereafter) crying cos people think shes ugly, self confidance would be shot to ****, she would never get a job, never get a man, never get a house, never get settled in life and would die alone and cold on the street.........
Should make her think twice about where she parked
Paul
PS: This IS a joke! Dont take me seriously
[Edited by POC - 12/21/2002 11:17:41 AM]
21 December 2002, 11:24 AM
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POC,
You fecking idiot!! [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
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He should have told her she had a FAT **** and was Ugly!! That would really have crushed her
You fecking idiot!! [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
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He should have told her she had a FAT **** and was Ugly!! That would really have crushed her
21 December 2002, 12:47 PM
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Maybe she thinks you drive a left hand drive car??
One questrion:-how the hell did she get out of her car? Is she a stick insect?
[Edited by Popeye P1 - 12/21/2002 12:48:44 PM]
One questrion:-how the hell did she get out of her car? Is she a stick insect?
[Edited by Popeye P1 - 12/21/2002 12:48:44 PM]
21 December 2002, 01:25 PM
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facking slag
I hate bitches in Ka's they re all the facking same, dozy, thick, selfish, and arrogant too.
New Beetle driving bitches are the same but have richer husbands.
I love a girl that can really handle a car, but there's so few of them.
I hate bitches in Ka's they re all the facking same, dozy, thick, selfish, and arrogant too.
New Beetle driving bitches are the same but have richer husbands.
I love a girl that can really handle a car, but there's so few of them.
21 December 2002, 01:33 PM
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skoobidude: there was 4" either side of her car between the fence and my car otherwise i would have pushed it on its side like i did once with a daihatsu hi-jet , me and 3 of my mates bumped it 90 degress around and pushed it onto its side cos the van was parked just like the KA had.
its was so funny and we drove round the corner and waited for the owner to return, i cant explain his reaction, u had to be there needless to say we was on the floor wetting ourselves for the rest of the day.
she was an old bitch about 60, and to think she said she was in a rush for her 'nail' appointment made me wonder, how the f*** did u get out of the car, it must have taken u 10 minutes, i couldnt even get my leg into the opening when i tried to get in it and she was a LARGE lump!!!!
2 b honest, I was hoping it was a blokes car because (flame suit on) i would have punched his f****n face in
i no this seems OTT but i was fuming that someone can be so thick, inconsiderate, stupid, ignorant, no care for others or their cars.
i have yet to look down the side of my car for damage but, for her sake, i hope there is none as i have her tel no courtesy of nail shop, and will be shouting obscenities down the phone.
its was so funny and we drove round the corner and waited for the owner to return, i cant explain his reaction, u had to be there needless to say we was on the floor wetting ourselves for the rest of the day.
she was an old bitch about 60, and to think she said she was in a rush for her 'nail' appointment made me wonder, how the f*** did u get out of the car, it must have taken u 10 minutes, i couldnt even get my leg into the opening when i tried to get in it and she was a LARGE lump!!!!
2 b honest, I was hoping it was a blokes car because (flame suit on) i would have punched his f****n face in
i no this seems OTT but i was fuming that someone can be so thick, inconsiderate, stupid, ignorant, no care for others or their cars.
i have yet to look down the side of my car for damage but, for her sake, i hope there is none as i have her tel no courtesy of nail shop, and will be shouting obscenities down the phone.
23 December 2002, 02:05 PM
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I had this in my work car park. Both cars had parked so close to the lines that I had to leave my car with my drivers door level with thier bumper. Wot a shame I could get out my car but they had no hope of getting in their drivers doors. Went to the office got some paper and left a note on each car:
Please have more consideration for other users of the car park by leaving enough room to enter and exit the vechicle via the car doors.
OR LEAVE A ****ING TIN OPENER!
Please have more consideration for other users of the car park by leaving enough room to enter and exit the vechicle via the car doors.
OR LEAVE A ****ING TIN OPENER!
23 December 2002, 02:07 PM
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Rb5,
Looks like you parked too close to the space on the right,what do you expect,people like this tart dont give a toss about their cars and will sqeeze em in anyware,i would never park next to a space so small, your asking for dents doing that,you should have taken up the two spaces or parked at the empty end.
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Looks like you parked too close to the space on the right,what do you expect,people like this tart dont give a toss about their cars and will sqeeze em in anyware,i would never park next to a space so small, your asking for dents doing that,you should have taken up the two spaces or parked at the empty end.
Paul
23 December 2002, 04:02 PM
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yes i could have parked over more to the right but wot u cant see is that there is loads of smashed glass bottle and rumble and metal so i park next to it cos any1 with 1/2 a brain cell or more wouldnt dream of putting the car on the crap.
i bet she has at least one flat tyre, i heard her drive over one bottle and hear it crack
also parking right next to the fence is a bad idea as school kids sit on em and eat and drink (hence all the **** on the floor) and have seen em with their feet or backs resting on cars parked up that close so i dont want that, do I.
I just never imagined that some1 would even try to squeeze in2 that space, which i measured was 4ft from fence 2 my car.
when i had my run around mondeo someone did just the same but not as close, i could just squeeze in, so i had the pleasure of 'accidentally' bashing my door, white, on theirs Mercedes SL as i tried to squeeze in. leaving nice white marks and some hefty dents on the merc.
after moving my car i wrote an apology note:
"sorry for the damage i have caused to your lovely car but you left me know choice due to the fact you parked so f*****n close to my car leaving me no room to get into my car wot do u expect"
as for 'taking up 2 parking spaces', i do this everywhere i go yet again people still find it possible to squeeze into 1/2 a space.
i'll park @ the other end of the car park, where there isnt a car in 50ft yet come back and a car will be parked inches away with 100 spaces available around it.
do u think people park next to scoobies cos they think 'if someone's gona nick a car it'll be the scooby and not mine if i park next to it??????
i bet she has at least one flat tyre, i heard her drive over one bottle and hear it crack
also parking right next to the fence is a bad idea as school kids sit on em and eat and drink (hence all the **** on the floor) and have seen em with their feet or backs resting on cars parked up that close so i dont want that, do I.
I just never imagined that some1 would even try to squeeze in2 that space, which i measured was 4ft from fence 2 my car.
when i had my run around mondeo someone did just the same but not as close, i could just squeeze in, so i had the pleasure of 'accidentally' bashing my door, white, on theirs Mercedes SL as i tried to squeeze in. leaving nice white marks and some hefty dents on the merc.
after moving my car i wrote an apology note:
"sorry for the damage i have caused to your lovely car but you left me know choice due to the fact you parked so f*****n close to my car leaving me no room to get into my car wot do u expect"
as for 'taking up 2 parking spaces', i do this everywhere i go yet again people still find it possible to squeeze into 1/2 a space.
i'll park @ the other end of the car park, where there isnt a car in 50ft yet come back and a car will be parked inches away with 100 spaces available around it.
do u think people park next to scoobies cos they think 'if someone's gona nick a car it'll be the scooby and not mine if i park next to it??????