Lol @ jaycee

 

Does anyone know if those TAZER (is that right) cattle prod kinda shock gun thingamy jigs are legal to own??? Thinking about upgrading the baseball bat...

Dom

 

Can't help with the legality or availability of a Tazer but what is easily available are proper cattle-prods. A bit of modification can take these down to a useful size! All just a rumour i heard but food for thought anyway.

 

I think you will find they are highly illegal!

But you could get one from America and smuggle it in!!

Jason

 

Definetly illegal though you dont have to go to the states as they sell them in high street shops in France

Nath

 

Dominic, yes they are. LOL

 

Group buy anyone????

 

I have a friend who lives in the States, what if i was to get him to send me one across, and customs found it?

How could they possibly prosicute me for something i didnt even know was been sent?

 

Given the current climate, i would not even consider smuggling in a 'Bic Razor' let alone a weapon!!

Stick with the trusty baseball bat, this will save you from any potential kicking because you forgot to charge/change the batteries .

 

You've just admitted you're going to get him to send you one!
Try denying it now!!

Jason

 

what I was thinking was...instead of just clumping any burgler/thieving c*** round the legs with the bat..I could render him imobile, tie him up and subject him to a little bit of "reasons why he shouldn't do it again" kinda torture....nothing too serious mind...drill a couple of holes in his knee-caps, superglue his eyelids open, crush his nads with some pliers and break every bone in each of his hands(1 by 1) ...

 

Use a home-made pepper spray type of thing!
While he is temporarily visually impaired give the **** a good kicking. When you have immobilised said ****, tie him to a chair with nylon ropes and administer required amount of torture depending upon level deserved!

Jason.

ps If he is a cyclist double it!!!!

 

ROFLMAO @ Jaycee

 

Mantraps!!
Thats what you need, scatter those little beauties around your garden, driveway etc.
The lowlife will give an audible warning when he has found one, then you can wander over and beat him with the bat!
No need to upgrade.

Jason

 

Sorry! Got another one.

Pop down to B&Q, purchase yourself some of their finest mains cable and a couple of 3 pin plugs. Strip back the cable at one end and wire into plug as per manufacturers instructions. Take the other end of the cable, strip back about 6 inches and wrap around your door handle.
Plug the other end into the socket and retire to bed in peace.

Upon waking, turn plug off, open door and check door mat, if there is an undesirable on your doorstep, drag him indoors and administer required beating. After satisfactorily teaching this idiot a lesson, go and enjoy morning cornflakes with partner.

If there is NO undesirable on your doorstep, go back upstairs and administer satisfaction to partner before aforementioned cornflakes.

Jason

 

get a nailgun, you can get semiauto nailguns which use a blank .22 charge to shoot the nails, great for flooring the loft "officer" but could take down several masked intruders in style !

 

Dom,

Why not just get a cattle prod??

Andy

 

I think we have a few jeffery dahmars on this site

LOL

 

LOL @ Jaycee!


Nick

 

 

I've got an AutoTaser which clamps to the steering wheel and zaps 'em with 50,000 volts. By all accounts (including several long threads on this BBS) it is quite legal.

I bought it for £200 at Max Live but now too scared to use it. Fearsome thing when you set it off

If anybody wants it for £50, mail me.

Richard.