Scooby joke........
16 October 2002, 02:50 PM
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A lady walks into a Subaru dealership. She browses around, then spots an STi and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the fine upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
However, as she turns back, there, standing right next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** yourself when you hear the price!!
As she bends to feel the fine upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
However, as she turns back, there, standing right next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** yourself when you hear the price!!
16 October 2002, 03:05 PM
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Having been told the price, she walks out, and tries a BMW dealership.
Unfortunately, the same thing happens when she bends to inspect a car in a showroom full of people.
Not wishing to be caught out twice, she turns to the Beemer salesman standing closest, and says, "My good man! Would you mind stopping that?"
To which the salesman replies, "I would, madam, but I don't know which way it went."
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Unfortunately, the same thing happens when she bends to inspect a car in a showroom full of people.
Not wishing to be caught out twice, she turns to the Beemer salesman standing closest, and says, "My good man! Would you mind stopping that?"
To which the salesman replies, "I would, madam, but I don't know which way it went."
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16 October 2002, 09:41 PM
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Brilliant
Except I woke my little lad up Laughing so loud
he had just gone to sleep.
And then I got a b0ll0cking from the wife
for Laughting so loud and waking him up 
[Edited by PeterUK300 - 10/16/2002 9:48:40 PM]
Except I woke my little lad up Laughing so loud
he had just gone to sleep.And then I got a b0ll0cking from the wife
for Laughting so loud and waking him up [Edited by PeterUK300 - 10/16/2002 9:48:40 PM]
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