A lady walks into a Subaru dealership. She browses around, then spots an STi and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends to feel the fine upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

However, as she turns back, there, standing right next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh1t yourself when you hear the price!!

lol

Having been told the price, she walks out, and tries a BMW dealership.
Unfortunately, the same thing happens when she bends to inspect a car in a showroom full of people.
Not wishing to be caught out twice, she turns to the Beemer salesman standing closest, and says, "My good man! Would you mind stopping that?"
To which the salesman replies, "I would, madam, but I don't know which way it went." :D:

he-he!!

At which point she goes to a Vauxhall dealer, and the same thing happens again....and when the salesman walks up, he simply says, "I agree madam, sh1t arn't they"

;) :D

Brilliant

Except I woke my little lad up Laughing so loud :) he had just gone to sleep.
And then I got a b0ll0cking from the wife :D:( for Laughting so loud and waking him up :eek: :)





[Edited by PeterUK300 - 10/16/2002 9:48:40 PM]

LOL @ scoobyK

:)

LMAO :D:D:D:D

David

and then she went to the car-tuning store to check out the dump-valves. again she dropped one and the salesman asks, 'which one have u got?!'

LMFAO. Brilliantly coordinated guys. I like it :D

Goes to show that fart gags always get a laugh :D

Yep, my favourite cartoon character, guaranteed to make me LOL, is "Johnny Fartpants", from "Viz".
If you haven't seen him, take a look.
Alcazar