wibes

A BRIEF NOTE TO THE PAIR OF ***** WHO WERE TRYING TO LIFT MY PATIO DOORS OUT 2AM THIS MORNING!!!!!
BET YOU HAD A SHOCK TO SEE ME STANDING THERE WATCHING YOU YOU PAIR OF *****!!!!!
DIDNT YOU NOTICE THE BIG ALARM AND CAMERA WATCHING YOU OUT THE BACK,
TOTAL AMATUERS, POLICE HAVE GOT THE TAPE AND THEY KNOW IT WAS YOU WHO HAD BMW FROM ROUND THE CORNER!!!
THANKS FOR SHARPENING MY WITS AND IM NOW TOOLED UP AND WAITING,
UNLUCKY THE NEXT ONE WHO TRIES IT!!!!!


P.S SHOULDNT THINK THELL READ THIS AS ONLY SCOOBY LOVERS COME TO SITES LIKE THIS JUST LETTING OFF STEAM!!!

COVENTRY AND BRUM AREAS BEWARE CHAPS!!
POLICE SAID THERE ON A SCOOBY MISSION AT THE MINUTE!!!

ANY SIMILAR STORIES PLEASE REPLY!!!!

Numptie

OK then

HKSubaru

bmw, typical they are just jealous!

what were they trying to do exactly? get the keys??

wibes

yes, the quietist way in apparently is to lift out patio door,
no smashing glass needed,
word of warning!!!! leave your keys downstairs,
my mates got a TT and they broke into his couldnt find keys so went and woke him and wife armed with a blade!!!!
if there gonna get in let them have the car, not worth riskin
missus and kids!!!!
my scooby is my 4th and last,
you think aint gonna happen to you till it does,
somethin less desirable on the cards me thinks!!!!

HKSubaru

he he! i got cleavers under my pillow!

HKSubaru

and can never find my keys anyway....dogs will get to them first too!

thieving tw@ts! get the beamers registration plate?

wibes

no they sorted that,
the people reported it,
the police were outside my house,with dogs
about 20 paces away at same time there breaking into other house,
taking keys and drivin off under the police noses,
didnt realise till report came over radio that they were the boys,
the cheek of them!!!!

wibes

dont look like im gonna sleep tonight either,
sent me paranoid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HKSubaru

will show you a pic of my dog when she's angry!

when i get my camera back.

worley

They threw a rock through the front door. I scared them off with an ice axe!

HKSubaru

have you got double glazing.?

DazzaT

Best get a dog. I've got an Alsation guarding my keys.Looks like she'd rip your head off but is as soft as s***.

Bajie

Dog beats an ice-pick any day.
Dog would get told off and be given a scooby snack.
You'd get done for aggravated assault ...

jasonwrxowner

STOP SHOUTING!!

DazzaT

If you really love your motor then put the dog in it

Alas

As regards leaving the dog in the motor.
I've got a French Mastiff - the one in Turner & Hooch and the new Citreon ad. Did you see what he did to the motor in Turner & Hooch.
I've also got a nice blue leather interior.
No chance
I just hope they would try to break in. He'd rip their b4lls off.
And no he's not aggressive - just when someone comes in the house uninvited.
Alas.

turb0s

cctv covers back garden and the scooby.

if they did get in they are welcome to the keys, one call to tracker people and GPS & police kicks in (safest way and by giving em the keys they aint damaged the car trying to get in)

TolTec

You need to do an anti-lift mod on your patio doors. A piece of wood that will fit between the top of the doors and the underside of the runner is all you need. Just open the door, drill and screw the wood in place and shut the door. You should find the door cannot be lifted out any more.

Probably just break in some other way but at least you have made it a bit harder.