How should I punish the wife?
09 March 2002, 03:51 PM
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[Naive mode]
Errrr........pls explain (if it's allowable 
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[Edited by V5 - 9/3/2002 3:51:35 PM]
I get my revenge in bed by giving her a dutch hand grenade or two. That keeps her quiet
Errrr........pls explain (if it's allowable )[/Naive mode]
[Edited by V5 - 9/3/2002 3:51:35 PM]
09 March 2002, 05:37 PM
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i'll let you off Jason
as for the pro-drive spoiler (my idea, he went along with it!) - what's the point of having anything smaller - alcazar, your wife needs to see the light
[Edited by scoob_babe - 9/3/2002 5:41:53 PM]
as for the pro-drive spoiler (my idea, he went along with it!) - what's the point of having anything smaller - alcazar, your wife needs to see the light
[Edited by scoob_babe - 9/3/2002 5:41:53 PM]
03 September 2002, 12:42 PM
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She says I'm sad if I wave to any other Scoob driver....
AND...each time I quote Scoobynet or SIDC she says (with a grin on her face)do you mean the SBA (Sad B£$tards Association).
Question is, how should I punish her?
I thought about divorce but then I'd have to sell the Scoob in settlement!
Perhaps I should ban her from driving it (except back from pub)?
PLEASE HELP.....
Tony
AND...each time I quote Scoobynet or SIDC she says (with a grin on her face)do you mean the SBA (Sad B£$tards Association).
Question is, how should I punish her?
I thought about divorce but then I'd have to sell the Scoob in settlement!
Perhaps I should ban her from driving it (except back from pub)?
PLEASE HELP.....
Tony
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03 September 2002, 12:53 PM
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Every time we go out and get flashed or waved at, shes online before me checking the was it you section.........maybe you could part ex her in for a younger model.
03 September 2002, 12:59 PM
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She's jealous mate, i bet if she were driving the car and another scooby driver flashed and waved she blummin' love it!!- explain to her that we do it coz we have mutual respect for fellow scooby drivers due to our fantastic taste in the meanest motors on the road!!
If that fails, result to the tangerine in the sock trick!!
If that fails, result to the tangerine in the sock trick!!
03 September 2002, 02:29 PM
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I've thought of the perfect revenge....
Next time she borrows it and nips off to her mates...
I'm going to phone the police, report it stolen and phone tracker..!
Unless she begs me for permission to use it, then as far as I'm concerned she's "taken it without permission from the owner"!!
Next time she borrows it and nips off to her mates...
I'm going to phone the police, report it stolen and phone tracker..!
Unless she begs me for permission to use it, then as far as I'm concerned she's "taken it without permission from the owner"!!
03 September 2002, 02:33 PM
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Next time she waves at a friend call her a "lezzo".
If she shows an interest in anything then take the pi55 out of her.
Start feckin off to the pub or out in the scooby every chance you get.
If she shows an interest in anything then take the pi55 out of her.
Start feckin off to the pub or out in the scooby every chance you get.
03 September 2002, 02:41 PM
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I've got the same problem but its alright for her to go out on a Saturday for 6 hours LOOKING at new belly button rings. LOL
I now wave even more and hang out of the window if she's with me.
I get my revenge in bed by giving her a dutch hand grenade or two. That keeps her quiet
I now wave even more and hang out of the window if she's with me.
I get my revenge in bed by giving her a dutch hand grenade or two. That keeps her quiet
03 September 2002, 02:45 PM
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Buy a B-reg 340 volvo and tell her that you'll wave to everyone from that instead!!
Also no more passenger rides - shes obviously taking advantage of your good nature.
Failing that, trade her in.
Also no more passenger rides - shes obviously taking advantage of your good nature.
Failing that, trade her in.
03 September 2002, 03:09 PM
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My g/f thinks its great, and is upset that only oap's gerneally drive her kind of car. She's got a Yaris T-sport with HKS back-2-cat exhasut system and induction kits, small & black, i love it.
Anyway, am i the only one who finds that only blokes wave, women scoob drivers seem oblivious or look at you strangely, at least all the ones i've seen.
Anyway, am i the only one who finds that only blokes wave, women scoob drivers seem oblivious or look at you strangely, at least all the ones i've seen.
03 September 2002, 04:19 PM
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Sorry scoob_babe, i'm not laughing, honest
My g/f would kick my *** if she though i'd laughed!
The only other people i've noticed that didn't wave were the guys in those new scoobs with those strange little spoilers. Seen 4 of them (i think) and they totally ignored me.
Where u from Scoob_babe?
Sorry scoob_babe, i'm not laughing, honest
My g/f would kick my *** if she though i'd laughed!
The only other people i've noticed that didn't wave were the guys in those new scoobs with those strange little spoilers. Seen 4 of them (i think) and they totally ignored me.
Where u from Scoob_babe?
03 September 2002, 04:28 PM
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Just go the your local and trade her in for a newer model with less miles and none of the naggin noises they make after a few years