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V5 09 March 2002 03:51 PM

[Naive mode]


I get my revenge in bed by giving her a dutch hand grenade or two. That keeps her quiet
:confused: Errrr........pls explain (if it's allowable :))

[/Naive mode]

[Edited by V5 - 9/3/2002 3:51:35 PM]

jasonwrxowner 09 March 2002 04:23 PM

SB....SHARK ALERT...


http://www.mikesfreegifs.com/main2/funny/fish111.gif

Swim SB swim.

[Edited by jasonwrxowner - 9/3/2002 4:23:55 PM]

scoob_babe 09 March 2002 05:37 PM

i'll let you off Jason
as for the pro-drive spoiler (my idea, he went along with it!) - what's the point of having anything smaller - alcazar, your wife needs to see the light ;)

[Edited by scoob_babe - 9/3/2002 5:41:53 PM]

Tony_W 03 September 2002 12:42 PM

She says I'm sad if I wave to any other Scoob driver....

AND...each time I quote Scoobynet or SIDC she says (with a grin on her face)do you mean the SBA (Sad BŁ$tards Association).

Question is, how should I punish her?

I thought about divorce but then I'd have to sell the Scoob in settlement!
Perhaps I should ban her from driving it (except back from pub)?

PLEASE HELP.....

Tony

fivepint 03 September 2002 12:44 PM

tell her u met a nice lady on the internet today, that'll shut her up 4 while :D:D:D ;)

beatle 03 September 2002 12:46 PM

put a couple of tangerines in a sock and beat her

STi wanna Subaru 03 September 2002 12:47 PM

Stay married to her.............that should be punishment enough! ;) :D

Andy Porter 03 September 2002 12:49 PM

LOL @ Beatle :)
Andyp

PS I've given up mentioning Scoobynet now, and flash my lights to avoid passenger abuse :D

Scooby-Doo 03 September 2002 12:53 PM

Every time we go out and get flashed or waved at, shes online before me checking the was it you section.........maybe you could part ex her in for a younger model.

Dunc20 03 September 2002 12:59 PM

She's jealous mate, i bet if she were driving the car and another scooby driver flashed and waved she blummin' love it!!- explain to her that we do it coz we have mutual respect for fellow scooby drivers due to our fantastic taste in the meanest motors on the road!!

If that fails, result to the tangerine in the sock trick!!;)

ash1 03 September 2002 12:59 PM

This is what happens when you take them out of their normal environment ....

skiddus_markus 03 September 2002 01:00 PM

My GF thinks the same and know I won't type replies if she's in the room.

Andy Porter 03 September 2002 02:16 PM

Your risking a serious flaming from the Scooby birds Ash...
Regards,
andyp

kevin stanton 03 September 2002 02:16 PM

skiddus_markus

my misses is the same, she just takes the piss.

she calls it the scooby bum boys club.

b1tch.


Kevin
:)

Tony_W 03 September 2002 02:29 PM

I've thought of the perfect revenge....

Next time she borrows it and nips off to her mates...

I'm going to phone the police, report it stolen and phone tracker..!

Unless she begs me for permission to use it, then as far as I'm concerned she's "taken it without permission from the owner"!! :) ;)

Scooby Snacks 03 September 2002 02:30 PM

I think my other half's got the hump with me mentioning it. However, she's all too happy to hear a good joke that's been posted here!!!

jasonwrxowner 03 September 2002 02:33 PM

Next time she waves at a friend call her a "lezzo".

If she shows an interest in anything then take the pi55 out of her.

Start feckin off to the pub or out in the scooby every chance you get.


Sideways 03 September 2002 02:41 PM

I've got the same problem but its alright for her to go out on a Saturday for 6 hours LOOKING at new belly button rings. LOL
I now wave even more and hang out of the window if she's with me.

I get my revenge in bed by giving her a dutch hand grenade or two. That keeps her quiet

Marky-San 03 September 2002 02:45 PM

Buy a B-reg 340 volvo and tell her that you'll wave to everyone from that instead!!

Also no more passenger rides - shes obviously taking advantage of your good nature.

Failing that, trade her in.

scoob_babe 03 September 2002 03:00 PM

:p

hmmmm, flame for ash???? ;)

tiktok 03 September 2002 03:09 PM

My g/f thinks its great, and is upset that only oap's gerneally drive her kind of car. She's got a Yaris T-sport with HKS back-2-cat exhasut system and induction kits, small & black, i love it.
Anyway, am i the only one who finds that only blokes wave, women scoob drivers seem oblivious or look at you strangely, at least all the ones i've seen.

scoob_babe 03 September 2002 03:13 PM

I try and wave when I realise that there is a scooby near me although I'm often in a world of my own :D

Gridlock Mikey 03 September 2002 03:43 PM

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D DUTCH HAND GRENADE :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Mikey :cool:

hail-hail 03 September 2002 03:46 PM

send her into the corner ;)

skiddus_markus 03 September 2002 04:09 PM

Tiktok,birds don't wave as they are using all of their mental capacity to not crash whilst doing their makeup.

Jerome 03 September 2002 04:11 PM

Just discovered myself that a Dutch hand grenade is blowing off in bed and holding her head under the covers... :D

scoob_babe 03 September 2002 04:15 PM

skiddus_markus :p

tiktok 03 September 2002 04:19 PM

Skiddus_markus :) :) :)
Sorry scoob_babe, i'm not laughing, honest :)
My g/f would kick my ass if she though i'd laughed!

The only other people i've noticed that didn't wave were the guys in those new scoobs with those strange little spoilers. Seen 4 of them (i think) and they totally ignored me.

Where u from Scoob_babe?

Krade 03 September 2002 04:28 PM

Just go the your local and trade her in for a newer model with less miles and none of the naggin noises they make after a few years :)

scoob_babe 03 September 2002 04:28 PM

:p jason :p

West Herts ;)


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