R.B.5

I fell asleep in the car last night down our local coast beach. Woke up and decided to drive home half asleep to get to my nice cosy bed. Was driving over some grassy hills in order to get to the road an uhm.....opps just hit the bumper on the floor! S**T omg i thought as the bumper went "crunch", got out and was jumping up and down franticly (sheep were looking at me with amazment) shouting F**K noooooo my scooby doo.....

Turns out the bumper grounded on the floor and popped the holding clips out. The clips are now unusable and i need to visit my local dealer for more. When i first looked at it i thought this is gonna cost bucks to sort as it was practically hanging off. I fixed the majority of it and drove home. Rang my local this morning and booked it in for an inspection later on today. Moral of the story is "dont fall asleep down the coast and dream of doing weird things with sheep" (j/k) cause the girlfriend gets jealous and you wreck your car!!!

lol

Gav

chiark

Ya know, depending on how people respond to this one, you could have made sooooo much rope for your own neck

Glad it's not too painful. The repairs to the car that is.

R.B.5

lol, i got a strange sense of humour i think!

/me edits post hehe.

Gav

AliWrx

Sorry but i have to ask....
What were you doing down you local coast beach that late at night that made you fall a sleep?
And why are there sheep on your beach?

Ali

Dream Weaver

Sheep - it is Wales after all Ali

RB - this once happened to me when I had my 205 GTi. Was on a very bumpy road which managed to loosen the front spoiler. However I hadn't realised so drove for about 5 miles with it scraping on the floor.

Luckily I decided to pull in for fuel, then realised it was hanging off - it had melted most of the corner away

DW

chiark

so, you were running amongst sheep, bouncing up and down and shouting "F**K"?

R.B.5

LMFAO yeah i was....but the GF was in the car so i couldn't exactly do anything!

I was uhmmm just down the beach talking and stuff, you know how it is with women they can talk a glass eye to sleep, thats why i kinda nodded off!

Gav

AliWrx

Just talking eh!

chiark

so if the g/f wasn't in the car?.... We all draw our own conclusions now

I told you this could get dangerous for you.

R.B.5

I admit it! On a regular basis this happens, the sheep uhmm *cough* righty'o lets change the subject! lmao of course i dont **** sheep mine is kept firmly in my pants when the little blighters are around thank you very much.

Gav