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Old 18 July 2014, 05:42 PM
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Default Hi her is my love Subaru 2L turbo has bin chipt



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Old 18 July 2014, 05:44 PM
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no licks or banging nieces

lmao sounds good though !
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What's chipt mean?
Old 18 July 2014, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by bustaMOVEs
What's chipt mean?
comes with fish !
Old 18 July 2014, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by stann01
comes with fish !
If it's cod it's mine, back off the rest of you!!!
Old 18 July 2014, 06:49 PM
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I think its gonna be a herring ! Possibly a red one
Old 18 July 2014, 07:00 PM
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wary niece to drive
but the car isn't insured, hmmm
Old 18 July 2014, 07:21 PM
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Or a WRX! But does smelly fishy.
Old 18 July 2014, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by bustaMOVEs
What's chipt mean?
And why is there a bin in it? It must smell rank.
Old 18 July 2014, 08:20 PM
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Mmmmm mobile fish and chip vehicle?
Old 18 July 2014, 09:53 PM
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Most turbo2000s are sold at wrx. But this is a bargain! This might come with a free sti
Old 18 July 2014, 11:16 PM
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wtf is colachan
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Originally Posted by powerwrx
wtf is colachan
Collection
Old 19 July 2014, 01:47 AM
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cash on colachan, something fishy and chipty about this ad.
Old 19 July 2014, 06:36 AM
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Sum peepel conferm mi beleaf i aim a soupeereore persen.
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' no licks or banging nieces '

so no incest then
Old 19 July 2014, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by bustaMOVEs
What's chipt mean?
txtin lang for 'can happily inform people that.....'

(Oh and I guess 'bin' = 'built in nitro' - unless it should read 'has bin ready for disposal').

PS I'm very surprise they didn't mention the cherished plate.
Doesn't that spell Subaru ?

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From West Brom. What do you expect?
Old 19 July 2014, 11:39 AM
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I could spell better at the age of eight, education is currently on a downward spiral and this is even more proof of it. Why are so many people leaving schools nowadays not even able to string the basics of a sentence together?
Old 19 July 2014, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
I could spell better at the age of eight, education is currently on a downward spiral and this is even more proof of it. Why are so many people leaving schools nowadays not even able to string the basics of a sentence together?
Mobiles.

Oh, and iIrc a change of education policy a few years back where Primary schoolchildren - sorry, Key Stage 2 students - were urged to spell phonetically.

We are modern-day King Canutes. Wiser, but still unable to stem the tide.
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Managed to spell cash wright though....
Old 19 July 2014, 12:34 PM
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He is also sealing a quad bike,..
Old 19 July 2014, 12:35 PM
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Lovely
Old 19 July 2014, 01:36 PM
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I f I was looking to buy a car then no matter how nice it looked with an advert like this I wouldn't even consider going to look at it.
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Originally Posted by blackvenom
Most turbo2000s are sold at wrx. But this is a bargain! This might come with a free sti
But they are not WRX's, that's my point!
Old 19 July 2014, 03:22 PM
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I emailed the chap asking what power he felt it was putting out, his reply....

"300bhp it fils lick it is don by som 1 else the ezeu chip"


Looking at the seats almost made me vomit blood.

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Old 19 July 2014, 03:34 PM
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to me it looks like the seller's first language is not english, some eastern european for sure.

"has bin chipt" most probably means "has been mapped".

in eastern europe they literally call it - to chip a car, because the general consensus is that the shady mappers are exchanging the main ecu chip instead of hooking it up to a laptop and doing all of the mapping on there.

so, usually what they would say - I have chipped the car, which would mean they have mapped it, but the english would understand either it has been chipped to pieces, or something with potato chips...

well, clearly, a not very english speaking person.
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Originally Posted by netbeast
to me it looks like the seller's first language is not english, some eastern european for sure.

"has bin chipt" most probably means "has been mapped".

in eastern europe they literally call it - to chip a car, because the general consensus is that the shady mappers are exchanging the main ecu chip instead of hooking it up to a laptop and doing all of the mapping on there.

so, usually what they would say - I have chipped the car, which would mean they have mapped it, but the english would understand either it has been chipped to pieces, or something with potato chips...

well, clearly, a not very english speaking person.
I ent eetha butt.
But wen I arst Boss for fish an maps urlia he didunt av a f*kin clyew.

(Mind, hez from ayshu).
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Originally Posted by birchy2010
From West Brom. What do you expect?
Was going to say that!! There all backwards up there

Notice how the Subaru sticker is holding the rear arch together!!!
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[QUOTE=scoobyboy1;11472451]Was going to say that!! There all backwards up there

Notice how the Subaru sticker is holding the rear arch together!!!

Haha I see that, then thought that could be a cheap way of getting rid of my bubbles
Bit of matt black paint,99p subaru sticker, Il be pimping in no time lols


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