Hi her is my love Subaru 2L turbo has bin chipt
 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/subaru-imp...item3392339d4a

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no licks or banging nieces

lmao sounds good though !

What's chipt mean?

comes with fish !:Suspiciou

If it's cod it's mine, back off the rest of you!!!

I think its gonna be a herring ! Possibly a red one

but the car isn't insured, hmmm

Or a WRX! But does smelly fishy.

And why is there a bin in it? It must smell rank.

Mmmmm mobile fish and chip vehicle?

Most turbo2000s are sold at wrx. But this is a bargain! This might come with a free sti

wtf is colachan

Collection :freak3:

cash on colachan, something fishy and chipty about this ad.

Sum peepel conferm mi beleaf i aim a soupeereore persen. ;)

' no licks or banging nieces '

so no incest then

txtin lang for 'can happily inform people that.....'

(Oh and I guess 'bin' = 'built in nitro' - unless it should read 'has bin ready for disposal').

PS I'm very surprise they didn't mention the cherished plate.
Doesn't that spell Subaru ?

From West Brom. What do you expect?

I could spell better at the age of eight, education is currently on a downward spiral and this is even more proof of it. Why are so many people leaving schools nowadays not even able to string the basics of a sentence together?

Mobiles.

Oh, and iIrc a change of education policy a few years back where Primary schoolchildren - sorry, Key Stage 2 students - were urged to spell phonetically.

We are modern-day King Canutes. Wiser, but still unable to stem the tide.

Managed to spell cash wright though....

He is also sealing a quad bike,..

Lovely :)

I f I was looking to buy a car then no matter how nice it looked with an advert like this I wouldn't even consider going to look at it.

But they are not WRX's, that's my point!

I emailed the chap asking what power he felt it was putting out, his reply....

"300bhp it fils lick it is don by som 1 else the ezeu chip"
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Looking at the seats almost made me vomit blood.

to me it looks like the seller's first language is not english, some eastern european for sure.

"has bin chipt" most probably means "has been mapped".

in eastern europe they literally call it - to chip a car, because the general consensus is that the shady mappers are exchanging the main ecu chip instead of hooking it up to a laptop and doing all of the mapping on there.

so, usually what they would say - I have chipped the car, which would mean they have mapped it, but the english would understand either it has been chipped to pieces, or something with potato chips...

well, clearly, a not very english speaking person.

I ent eetha butt.
But wen I arst Boss for fish an maps urlia he didunt av a f*kin clyew.

(Mind, hez from ayshu).

Was going to say that!! There all backwards up there:freak3:

Notice how the Subaru sticker is holding the rear arch together!!!:D

[QUOTE=scoobyboy1;11472451]Was going to say that!! There all backwards up there:freak3:

Notice how the Subaru sticker is holding the rear arch together!!!:D

Haha I see that, then thought that could be a cheap way of getting rid of my bubbles :)
Bit of matt black paint,99p subaru sticker, Il be pimping in no time lols